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ChillyDawg
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Quite a long one..bear with me 
Pregnant woman, triplets goes into a bank to do soem generic banking, whilst in the bank armes men siegethe place and steal big wads of $$$ unfortunately the woman is shot . She is shot 3 times, in fact, and one bullet goe sinto every fetus she is carrying. So she goes to hospital, has em whakked out in a emergency cesarian and they are all miraculously saved, her too, in fact! (hurrah!) Only problem is te surgeons could risk removing the bullets fmor the kids, but as they were in relatively harmless places he wunt too worried bout it. So the woman goes home a week later with 2 little girls and a little boy (awwwwwwwwwww). Years pass and the girls suddenly run to their mother - "Mummy mummy!!!" "what girls?" "the bullets came out on the loo!!" "well done, heres a <generic girly toy>". Needless the to say the mother is pleased the girls have manages to pass the bullets safly.
Now, a few years later, when the kids are about 15 years old the boy (lets call him Rodney, shall we?) walks up to his mum with a guilty look on his face and limping slightly. She asks him (assuming he did something silly and hurt himself) what happened: "I...um.....uh.......hmm......well.....i was kinda...um....wanking in the uh....garden and i um....uh...well, shot the bloody dog, mum"
Pregnant woman, triplets goes into a bank to do soem generic banking, whilst in the bank armes men siegethe place and steal big wads of $$$ unfortunately the woman is shot
. She is shot 3 times, in fact, and one bullet goe sinto every fetus she is carrying. So she goes to hospital, has em whakked out in a emergency cesarian and they are all miraculously saved, her too, in fact! (hurrah!) Only problem is te surgeons could risk removing the bullets fmor the kids, but as they were in relatively harmless places he wunt too worried bout it. So the woman goes home a week later with 2 little girls and a little boy (awwwwwwwwwww). Years pass and the girls suddenly run to their mother - "Mummy mummy!!!" "what girls?" "the bullets came out on the loo!!" "well done, heres a <generic girly toy>". Needless the to say the mother is pleased the girls have manages to pass the bullets safly.Now, a few years later, when the kids are about 15 years old the boy (lets call him Rodney, shall we?) walks up to his mum with a guilty look on his face and limping slightly. She asks him (assuming he did something silly and hurt himself) what happened: "I...um.....uh.......hmm......well.....i was kinda...um....wanking in the uh....garden and i um....uh...well, shot the bloody dog, mum"
