The Thing

[Calaen]

Probe me, it will only prove one thing, I was telling the truth, tomorrow I might not be.

 

[MYstIC G]

If you're telling the truth though, that's a wasted probe, no?

Further it doesn't make any sense for you to suddenly change your stance from "waste of test" to "come on test me" unless you're bluffing now I've suggested we do Mal first?

Test: Calaen

 

[TdC]

ok, imo you're all dodgy as fook but call me finicky but I'll switch back to Mal because I realized that if Mal is innocent then Cal must be a slimey on ground of him making us waste a vote.

uprobe Cal
probe Mal

you're next Calaen!!

 

[Calaen]

ok, imo you're all dodgy as fook but call me finicky but I'll switch back to Mal because I realized that if Mal is innocent then Cal must be a slimey on ground of him making us waste a vote.

uprobe Cal
probe Mal

you're next Calaen!!

you wont be disappointed, I am not infected.

My point Meg is that if you test me then tonight I may become infected, I doubt you would test me again tomorrow and I would not try and talk you out of testing another innocent. if we do not start hitting the things today its by by humans.

 

[TdC]

Cal, if Mal is innocent, and you may or may not be a slimey, after we probe Mal and do not probe you, you'll either be a slimey anyway, be a newly infected slimey, or innocent. Afaict, it's like a 60% chance you'll be a slimey after we test Mal, but only a 30% chance if we test you now. On the other hand, this works for Mal as well, and now I've posted this the Things won't infect either of you, as you'll either already be things or too high a risk. I know my maths isn't all that hot, but 60>30 whatever way you turn it.

imo Mal->Milkshake or Mal->Cal is the way to go.

 

[Malecheon]

Well done, another wasted test. Can we get this over with now and get on to picking an alien, instead of just touching up those of us that are still human.

Slimey things are bad, m'kay.

 

[Calaen]

Who do you think is bad then Mal? because if you are to be trusted, I know I am so that leaves us with less targets to aim at.

 

[MYstIC G]

Probe: Mal

Fuck it, but you're still next on the probeymate9000 Cal

 

[Calaen]

If we bang an alien probing me would still be a waste, all I ask is that you trust me.

 

[Jupitus]

Calaen	Malecheon
ECA	Sydrik
TdC	Malecheon
Mabs	TdC
Frizz	ECA
Malecheon	Calaen
Raven	
Sydrik	Calaen
PLightstar	Malecheon
MYstIC G	Malecheon
Milkshake	Malecheon

You guys are doing my nut in... I think that's the status... 6 needed for an insertion....

 

[Calaen]

One more needed, the way I see it anyone that hasnt voted with the crowd is a thing!!

 

[Frizz]

No-one wants to probe ECA like I do (even though his is totally more used to it than anyone else's), so...

Unprobe: ECA

Probe: Malecheon

Just to get the game going.

 

[Jupitus]

And so... brandishing an assortment of blunt and firey instruments alike, you round on Malecheon who seems to accept the test bravely. As the probe drives deeper, he begins to moan, and then scream with barely stifled sobs in between, but there is no ******d change in appearance whatsoever, much to your collective disappointment.... well done, you just inflicted the probe on a cleany.

2nd test..... ?

 

[ECA]

Its pretty obvious that the voting block of things got malec tested, we should cycle through all of them if we want to cleanse ourselves.

PLightstar
MYstIC G
Milkshake
Calaen
TDC

so

vote Plightstar

 

[Milkshake]

I don't like that I'm being targetted, but I'm not contributing very much...work is busy, and a concentrated look at this just won't happen.

However, ECA seems to be attempting to point the voting, so...

VOTE : ECA

 

[Malecheon]

I still think Cal, TdC and Mystic G are all sus.

I'm going to stick with my last vote from before you numpties wasted another test on me. All the 'trust me' comments just make me want to do the opposite.

Probe Cal

 

[TdC]

I said Cal would be next, as I'm now convinced he's a slimey.

Probe: Cal

 

[Calaen]

shouldnt we have had a night phase now?

I am still clean btw.

probe ECA

top of my list now

 

[ECA]

Its pretty obvious that the voting block of things got malec tested, we should cycle through all of them if we want to cleanse ourselves.

PLightstar
MYstIC G
Milkshake
Calaen
TDC

so

vote Plightstar

read pls non tentacled beasts.

 

[TdC]

shouldnt we have had a night phase now?

no, there is the second free probe, which we will be victorious in once you've been burnt to a crisp, tentacle-boy

 

[Malecheon]

So why is that a voting block, and Syd or Frizz who also voted for me aren't in it ?

 

[Calaen]

no, there is the second free probe, which we will be victorious in once you've been burnt to a crisp, tentacle-boy

ah teedles you are trying to hard to test innocents

unprobe eca

probe Teedles

 

[TdC]

sure, counter-vote me all you want, but all I say is that you got me to vote for Mal before you, and now I did and he turns up innocent. Ergo, you're a slimey.

Don't worry, I don't hate you. It's not personal. It's not your fault you're a filthy alien shapeshifter. After the probe and the cleansing fires there will be no problem at all!

 

[MYstIC G]

I still think Cal, TdC and Mystic G are all sus.

I'm going to stick with my last vote from before you numpties wasted another test on me. All the 'trust me' comments just make me want to do the opposite.

Probe Cal

I never said 'trust me' anywhere, just told you that you were all fucking 'tards. Which is true.

Anyway, true to my word: Probe: Cal

 

[Calaen]

Ah well I guess its game over time.

 

[Malecheon]

I never said 'trust me' anywhere

No, and I never said that you did. Cal, however, did say it, which is why I voted for him.

 

[Calaen]

I am still clean and I can be trusted.

 

[Frizz]

I am still clean and I can be trusted.

What about that time you or one of your distant relatives claimed to be trained in the now lost art of "seeing"? Fact is you can't be trusted. It's in your blood to lie.

Your apprehension for being tested is worrisome, regardless of how close the Things might be to winning.

You seem to be on most active users wanted list, which although it could be the Thing voting in unison, could be due to you sounding really dodgy or even being made a scapegoat. Meh. I'll get this over with.

Probe: Calaen

 

[Calaen]

What about that time you or one of your distant relatives claimed to be trained in the now lost art of "seeing"? Fact is you can't be trusted. It's in your blood to lie.

Your apprehension for being tested is worrisome, regardless of how close the Things might be to winning.

You seem to be on most active users wanted list, which although it could be the Thing voting in unison, could be due to you sounding really dodgy or even being made a scapegoat. Meh. I'll get this over with.

Probe: Calaen

Its called being active tbh I want you to test me now just so you know I speak the truth.

 

[TdC]

I am still clean and I can be trusted.

Hefty Hilda round the corner from my place says much the same thing tbh.

tbh I want you to test me now just so you know I speak the truth.

your reverse psychology will not save you