The Thing

[Sydrik]

probe: Calaen

Innocent crys make the probe go deeper....

 

[PLightstar]

Its getting harder to probe people, Do I probe someone who is quiet or someone who talks all the time.

I am going to probe Cal

unless someone comes up with a good enough reason not to, then i'll change my vote.

 

[Calaen]

Come on then Jup show these simpletons (I mean things that are voting) that they know I am innocent and are merely closing the game out.

 

[Calaen]

unless someone comes up with a good enough reason not to, then i'll change my vote.

If you are clean then you should not be voting for me its quite clear

if we get a hit this time we can clean a couple out and get the odds back in our favour.

 

[Jupitus]

Once more you gather round, Plightstar taking control of the flamethrower as Calaen is the one being tested, and Sydrik with a rather odd looking home-made bluldgeon of sinister design....

You circle Calaen, and he drops his trousers and pants and bends over ready for the probomatic... at this point you realise why he has been so reluctant to be probed, as it becomes apparent that Calaen is in fact, a woman!

Still... tests need to be done male and female alike, and Mystic G wields the probe with alarming delight... Calaen squirms and squeals and then screams in pain, but that is all.... you all feel somewhat embarrased by the whole debacle, but Calaen is clear, that's for sure.....

Night falls, and you head to your beds knowing time is running out.....













Night actions please.

 

[Jupitus]

... and the sun makes its way into the sky as day seven commences.... better find a slimey today, if I were you!

 

[MYstIC G]

*thinks Jup should install firefox & turn on the dictionary*

 

[Frizz]

So Cal was telling a half truth then. Women these days. :/

But now I think PLightstar's hiding his inner tentacle by bandwagoning all the time.

Probe: PLightstar

 

[TdC]

sorry Cal, I really was convinced you were a thing

now, I really don't know. I'm inclined to think Raven or Milkshake.

 

[MYstIC G]

Well afaic, I, Mal & Cal are innocent. The rest of you need to speak up and say what's what or we're all fucked.

 

[TdC]

imo it's Raven. he's said exactly one thing this entire game. prolly sat out the rest laughing in his tentacles.

Probe: Raven

 

[Sydrik]

Assuming none of you were infected overnight, teedles has a point about the quiet people tho. If the things have any sense they would have gone for them early on rather than the outspoken mob. perhaps a reprobe of milkshake or raven is in order.... if we dont find another one soon we are going to lose this badly.....

 

[Calaen]

I told you fookers, but no blah blah your a lying twat!!!!

I hope you all vote for me again, just so we all die, fecking scumbags.

I hate inactive players it gets active players abused!!!


Probe Raven

Mal your next!!

 

[Mabs]

probe; raven

 

[Sydrik]

inactivity means probing!

probe: raven

 

[ECA]

I havnt checked but I think the games mathematically over.

so you guys have your fun probing people.

 

[Jupitus]

I havnt checked but I think the games mathematically over.

so you guys have your fun probing people.

It's over when I say it's over :touch:

 

[MYstIC G]

or even when you can spell ... anyway

Prove Raven

 

[TdC]

It's over when I say it's over :touch:

learnt that line from Mrs Jup have we?

 

[Milkshake]

Probe : Raven

I've not heard bugger all.

 

[Jupitus]

Calaen	Raven
ECA	
TdC	Raven
Mabs	Raven
Frizz	Plightstar
Malecheon	
Raven	
Sydrik	Raven
PLightstar	
MYstIC G	Raven
Milkshake	Raven

So, with a majority reached, you search the bunker for the missing Raven, and find him holed up in a store cupboard looking very frightened...You drag him kicking and screaming to the main living area where Calaen takes obvious pleasure in disrobing him for the Ultra-probe to be inserted.... he bucks and tries to shake you off, but being merely human he hasn't the strength to withstand you.....

Clean.... this could well be your last chance to find a slimey, so think carefully!

 

[Malecheon]

Might as well end the way we began.

Test TdC

 

[Calaen]

I reckon Mal got touched up last night.

probe Mal

 

[TdC]

tbh after all this discussion I think you're right Cal.

Probe: Mal

 

[Sydrik]

mal was quick to jump on teedles

probe: mal

too quick imo!

 

[ECA]

Why is this game still running?

 

[Jupitus]

Why is this game still running?

Because technically, the cleanies could outvote the slimies, and get slimeys probed and killed.... then another (potentially, if they get on a roll)....

What does your maths tell you, ECA?

 

[Frizz]

But how likely is that?

Probe: TdC

I cast suspicion on you!

 

[ECA]

Because technically, the cleanies could outvote the slimies, and get slimeys probed and killed.... then another (potentially, if they get on a roll)....

What does your maths tell you, ECA?

Tells me that we have so many slimys that even if we vote for every slimy, they still win by converting the rest of us before they all die.

 

[Ch3tan]

*ahem*

During the day, you get to test someone. If they are human, the day is over, and we go to night. If they are alien, they will be revealed, burnt to a crisp, and then you can test again

*ahem*

*dies again*