Photography The Post Your Photos Not For The Photocomp Thread For Critique Or Just For Fun Thread

[Clown]

Yeah, fuck school.

 

[TdC]

If you got kicked out for doing too many drugs then you probably weren't doing enough drugs to be considered an artist, especially in Ho-land.

maybe. artists here tend to be skinny and gay though. I'm neither. Posing as an artist will not work. I can pose as press though, that's easy: just be too drunk, and talk to girls who are both too young and too drunk to be of any use at all.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Well, you're not skinny.

 

[Clown]

How do I make it stop alerting me when someone replies to a thread? Why the fuck does it do that? What kind of cunt twat can't see the little bubble net to the thread title?

 

[TdC]

perhaps it autosubscribes you or something? or it's in your usercp somewhere or whatever XF calls it. also, fo Wazz, you've been trying and failing to get in to my pants for years now. I've told you home boy, your boobs, they are not big enough

 

[Wazzerphuk]

There's no need to be afraid. I'll be gentle.

 

[Clown]

What's happening?

 

[dysfunction]

How do I make it stop alerting me when someone replies to a thread? Why the fuck does it do that? What kind of cunt twat can't see the little bubble net to the thread title?

Alert Preferences...change them!

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Critique please!

 

[caLLous]

Your new avatar sucks.

 

[Ch3tan]

do not disrespect Futurama.

 

[caLLous]

Hey he asked for critique!

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Of the photo. And it fucking rules, my avatar does. Better than having a symbol for a penis. But then, I guess it's appropriate.

 

[Clown]

I think black and white makes most pictures look cool. Dramatic.

 

[Clown]

More deer.


Richmond Park. by Clwn, on Flickr


Richmond Park. by Clwn, on Flickr

 

[Wazzerphuk]

This doesn't seem quite right to me, thought I'd go for a bit of a different style.

Would definitely be welcoming all negative comments for this one!

 

[TdC]

very cool that last one. vivid colours imo. if you want critique imo the large rock foreground bottom left could have been more in focus, just my 2c

 

[Wazzerphuk]

I get what you mean. I wanted the focal point to be in the middle and have the rock as more of a sight line towards it. I think maybe I could crop the bottom of the shot a little maybe, which might reduce the slightly imposing nature of the out of focus rock.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Another I'm not too sure on currently:

 

[Clown]

I would have cloned out the rugby sticks. Also your bordering seems random in every picture giving me OCD.

That's a big massive rock in the other one. Did you not see that when you took the picture? I like the colours though. Did you do more of that tonemapping magic?

 

[caLLous]

The horizon is a bit off in that latest one.

 

[old.user4556]

This doesn't seem quite right to me, thought I'd go for a bit of a different style.

Would definitely be welcoming all negative comments for this one!

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There's a few things wrong with this one Wazz, the lack of DoF on the rock on the left is a distraction and the hills behind don't add to the shot. I'd say that you might want to get in closer and make more of the stream and the waterfalls to fill the frame a bit more? I'm not sure how practical that is never having visited the location.

 

[Clown]

Skyline from Clapham. by Clwn, on Flickr

I'm so bored, I've resorted to taking pictures out of my window.

 

[Clown]

Processed an old one.
Occupy London. by Clwn, on Flickr

The bokeh is slightly annoying and I might have cloned it out but I need to stop cheating my pictures.

 

[Clown]

Okay I need quick advice. The theme is "Communication". I've never done a diptych before.

Do you guys think this fits?

 

[Deebs]

I like them but the one that keeps drawing me back is the 2nd one.

 

[old.user4556]

Crop them the same ratio.

 

[Clown]

The full-size one of that might be too noisy?


Occupy London. by Clwn, on Flickr

 

[Deebs]

Yeh that is very noisy and the blurred hand (with the biscuit) on the left is distracting.

 

[Clown]

Crop them the same ratio.

Like this?