The long awaited multiperson story thread!

Overdriven

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You know what to do... You just carry on with 1-2 sentances. (QUOTE the person before you)

It was a hot summers day in the land of Albion, the hibernian slaves making food and the Migard trolls bending over to...
 

Hypoxia

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pick up the rotting severed heads of the albs and hibs they had struck down in battle by slicing off their.....
 

Bahumat

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Hypoxia said:
pick up the rotting severed heads of the albs and hibs they had struck down in battle by slicing off their.....
toe nail, all of a sudden a god like figure appeared, it was him....it was hasselhoff, he said to all "Thou shall make sure you rub...
 

Belgerath

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Vasaline on you ass there mr troll as your bending down or........
 

old.Tohtori

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"...with thisargh!!" Hasselhoff dies in a burst of flames as the radioactive mutant zombie corps(e) shoots him with a laser gun...
 

Bahumat

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old.Tohtori said:
"...with thisargh!!" Hasselhoff dies in a burst of flames as the radioactive mutant zombie corps(e) shoots him with a laser gun...
but like the phoenix he is, he rises from the ashes and summons a big sweaty...
 

Bahumat

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Kaun_IA said:
and crys like a lil sissy boy untill...........
a big sweaty and.....sure you know the rules on this game?
 

Bahumat

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Faith said:
Wallnut that i won in a poker game against...
a greedy pidgeon with huge hands, when you took the wallnut you ran off and started your own...
 

Faith

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Bahumat said:
a greedy pidgeon with huge hands, when you took the wallnut you ran off and started your own...
multi person story thread, it was going so well untill...
 

Hypoxia

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some chimp started talking about his mates penguin that had got loose and was now.....
 

Bahumat

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Hypoxia said:
some chimp started talking about his mates penguin that had got loose and was now.....
dead, untill the phoenix spirit of hoff ressurected it again!!!!! it screamed out....
 

old.Tohtori

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Bahumat said:
dead, untill the phoenix spirit of hoff ressurected it again!!!!! it screamed out....
...in agony as the radioactive mutant zombie corps(e) shot it and hasselhoff with an anti-resurrection gun, banishing them to hell where..
 

Ezteq

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old.Tohtori said:
...in agony as the radioactive mutant zombie corps(e) shot it and hasselhoff with an anti-resurrection gun, banishing them to hell where..
hitler inserted a pineapple up his bottom and said "thats what you get for invading rpg's" <wavey wibbly thing back to realms of camelot>
 

Bahumat

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Ezteq said:
hitler inserted a pineapple up his bottom and said "thats what you get for invading rpg's" <wavey wibbly thing back to realms of camelot>
then old.tortori was forced to write jeff and tondor stories but they were still funny...nudge nudge.....wink wink......oh and then someone offered a ...
 

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Bahumat said:
then old.tortori was forced to write jeff and tondor stories but they were still funny...nudge nudge.....wink wink......oh and then someone offered a ...
free VW camper van to the first person who could tell them...
 

Vilje

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Dakkath said:
free VW camper van to the first person who could tell them...
... the meaning of life, and where to find a shrubbery which they could use to ...
 

Basic_X

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Vilje said:
... the meaning of life, and where to find a shrubbery which they could use to ...
hide in, when they made love in front of...
 

old.Tohtori

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Basic_X said:
hide in, when they made love in front of...
...the radioactive mutant zombie corps(e) who got so mad about all this hankypankering that he burned the whole forest(and shrubberies) down with...
 

Ezteq

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old.Tohtori said:
...the radioactive mutant zombie corps(e) who got so mad about all this hankypankering that he burned the whole forest(and shrubberies) down with...
a small flaming porcupine, which was ignited whilst trying to excape bahumats attempts to mate him with david hasslehoff and create a new super breed of prick and ran down a narrow flinty tunnel. Sadly the porcupine was slightly injured in the making of this thread but he's better now thanks to.....
 

Mas

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Ezteq said:
a small flaming porcupine, which was ignited whilst trying to excape bahumats attempts to mate him with david hasslehoff and create a new super breed of prick and ran down a narrow flinty tunnel. Sadly the porcupine was slightly injured in the making of this thread but he's better now thanks to.....

... reading several times the titles of threads and trying to stick to some form of daoc activity, which when he did that he ......
 

Bahumat

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Mas said:
... reading several times the titles of threads and trying to stick to some form of daoc activity, which when he did that he ......
cried as ezteq's nasty comment's, Ezteq soon apologised and offered him toasted...
 

Megarevs

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Bahumat said:
cried as ezteq's nasty comment's, Ezteq soon apologised and offered him toasted...
crops(e) flesh from the toasted Zombies that the anti phoenix burned with a flamethrower.....
 

Bahumat

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Megarevs said:
crops(e) flesh from the toasted Zombies that the anti phoenix burned with a flamethrower.....
Then somehow Tom Seleck found a direct door into the FH server, he was overwhelmed with how much power he had, after checking out the Reputation system he decided to...
 

Mas

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Bahumat said:
Then somehow Tom Seleck found a direct door into the FH server, he was overwhelmed with how much power he had, after checking out the Reputation system he decided to...
..feed the box with more 50p pieces as they were running low, whilst delving in his fluff ridden pockets for a 50p he found .....
 

Yvbani

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Mas said:
..feed the box with more 50p pieces as they were running low, whilst delving in his fluff ridden pockets for a 50p he found .....
hoffs salamander pet which had been hiding from the zombie corpses! it bit him, and before he realized it, he was...
 

old.Tohtori

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Yvbani said:
hoffs salamander pet which had been hiding from the zombie corpses! it bit him, and before he realized it, he was...

*dramatic pause*


....shot by the Demonic Radioactive Mutant Zombie Corps(e) back from Hell with a 12 gauge shotgun filled with diabolic flesh eating pellets...
 

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