The long awaited multiperson story thread!

[Mas]

im pretty sure thats the name of the song, or was is roll out the barrel?..*deep in philosophical debate they fail to notice the tentikle monster creeping up behind them to.......*

..deliver a small quantity of cocaine into his pockets, but misplaced it with talc, when on discovering this error he...

 

[DirtyDiana]

..deliver a small quantity of cocaine into his pockets, but misplaced it with talc, when on discovering this error he...

Mr T burst through the garage doors, weilding a "CABAGE BAZOOOOOOKAKAKAKAKAKA KA!" and says well obviously "i pitty the fool", .. but wait who is that .. Jimmy Osmond freash out the jungle who pulls out is teddy bear, who explains that his teddy bear is very special. Jimmy then pulls out the ring from the back of the teddy which is really a nuclear grenade. He sundenly realise that he is actualy a short fat american suicide bomber cos he will also be in range of the blast. His final words were "awesome"....Everything gets killed inside, especially that ugly woman in coronation street that looks like a monkey...

 

[Glacier]

..wrench..

 

[old.Tohtori]

..wrench..

...but it was actually....

*dramatic pause*

...the Vengeful Ninja Nun from the Holey Church of God here to destroy The Demonic Radioactive Mutant Zombie Corps(e) Army In Stealth...

 

[Rhori]

...but it was actually....

*dramatic pause*

...the Vengeful Ninja Nun from the Holey Church of God here to destroy The Demonic Radioactive Mutant Zombie Corps(e) Army In Stealth...

clothes, so she thought she would be stealthed too!! But after looking in a mirror she...

 

[Kasall]

Started to dance with a few feathers up her butt and tassles hanging from her

 

[Ezteq]

curtains added a lovely exotic feel to her living room, causing linda barker to morph out of the fireplace by using floo powder screaming "I AM VOLDERMORT!!" and try to murder the nuns with a home assembly occasional table from ikia, just as it looked like the battle was lost.................

 

[Phooka]

curtains added a lovely exotic feel to her living room, causing linda barker to morph out of the fireplace by using floo powder screaming "I AM VOLDERMORT!!" and try to murder the nuns with a home assembly occasional table from ikia, just as it looked like the battle was lost.................

Beavis And Butthead crawled out of Harry Potters ass to lick...

 

[Listerine]

Beavis And Butthead crawled out of Harry Potters ass to lick...

a muff.







and then....

 

[Rhori]

a muff.







and then....

they began to sing: peanut butter yelly time!!

 

[Mey]

they began to sing: peanut butter yelly time!!

Whilst the nuns watched in shame, they unleashed the holy power of the holy hand grenade of...

 

[old.Tohtori]

Whilst the nuns watched in shame, they unleashed the holy power of the holy hand grenade of...

...the anthiok, violating so many copyrights of Monty Python that they were all banned to spend eternity listening to the tunes of Engelbert Humberdink. Meanwhile, The Demonic Radioactive Mutant Zombie Corps(e) Army In Stealth planned another attack to...

 

[Kinag]

...yet again force Tohtori to make new Jeff & Tonder stories.

And when The Demonic Radioactive Mutant Zombie Corps(e) Army In Stealth got a hold of Tohtori...

 

[Solari]

...yet again force Tohtori to make new Jeff & Tonder stories.

And when The Demonic Radioactive Mutant Zombie Corps(e) Army In Stealth got a hold of Tohtori...

A hooded person emerged from the shadows, and with a silent whisper he dazzled "Use the force, young one"

 

[Ezteq]

A hooded person emerged from the shadows, and with a silent whisper he dazzled "Use the force, young one"

and was then promptly toed off by the police for wearing a hood in a "No Hoody Zone" leaving seel to fend for himself with nothing but an old popsickle stick, a piece of string and..........

 

[DirtyDiana]

and was then promptly toed off by the police for wearing a hood in a "No Hoody Zone" leaving seel to fend for himself with nothing but an old popsickle stick, a piece of string and..........

Then randomly some norm pokes his head into the shot and says "whooppsie" and his norm head returns off the screen.

 

[Mey]

Then randomly some norm pokes his head into the shot and says "whooppsie" and his norm head returns off the screen.

WTF? replied the audience...

 

[DirtyDiana]

WTF? replied the audience...

Out of the sky falls a, off duty Welsh traffic warden who obducts the audience after screaming "ayyyyeeee booooiiiiioooooo, whats going on ere?" whilst weilding two wet haddocks he marches them out onto the street and gets them to reinact episodes of the wombles .. the random off duty Welsh traffic warden then says "btw people their is a hurd of wombles on your heads"

 

[Sentimos]

Out of the sky falls a, off duty Welsh traffic warden who obducts the audience after screaming "ayyyyeeee booooiiiiioooooo, whats going on ere?" whilst weilding two wet haddocks he marches them out onto the street and gets them to reinact episodes of the wombles .. the random off duty Welsh traffic warden then says "btw people their is a hurd of wombles on your heads"

What the fuck?

 

[mordsythe]

Out of the sky falls a, off duty Welsh traffic warden who obducts the audience after screaming "ayyyyeeee booooiiiiioooooo, whats going on ere?" whilst weilding two wet haddocks he marches them out onto the street and gets them to reinact episodes of the wombles .. the random off duty Welsh traffic warden then says "btw people their is a hurd of wombles on your heads"

upon looking on their heads they realise that its not wombles at all. it is in fact.........

 

[DocWolfe]

upon looking on their heads they realise that its not wombles at all. it is in fact.........

... large rats, which jump off the heads of the audience and scramble to the nearest cheese factory...

 

[Rhori]

... large rats, which jump off the heads of the audience and scramble to the nearest cheese factory...

to drink cow milk and sit on..

 

[Irksole]

to drink cow milk and sit on..

the small, kobold warlock nursing a chicken, he screams and shouts...

 

[Ezteq]

the small, kobold warlock nursing a chicken, he screams and shouts...

GEDDORRF MY LAAAAND!! while waving ......

 

[DirtyDiana]

a kangaroo's testicle which was spitted out by sheriee on im a celeb, only to be stolen and swiftly eaten by a ethiopian running away from the bluepeter film crew.

 

[Kasall]

singing I'm dreaming of a white Christmas with white goo coming from his

 

[DirtyDiana]

singing I'm dreaming of a white Christmas with white goo coming from his

big toe

 

[Mey]

big toe

Which he was about to cut of using..

 

[DirtyDiana]

a sharpened Fridge door handle which he came accross while wondering through the artic

 

[Solari]

Which he was about to cut of using..

A nail cutter, with the help of The Demonic Radioactive Mutant Zombie Corps(e) Army In Stealth... on Old.tohori's command, but he was not able to be present because he was occupied with writing the next chapter of...

*edit* nerf reply's while im writing mine