The Justice Department!!

[oblimov]

The inventor of the microwave was born in America.
Arabs and the Chinese were using decimal points long before the western world.
Oh and I obviously must be stupid, as I thought the individual inventors were attributed for those devices you listed, not Scotland.
Oh and btw paraffin wasn't invented, it was discovered. :|

Edinburgh born mathematician John Napier used the decimal point in the 17th century

ill give u the paraffin one, and i was sure microwaves starting in scotland as a result of radar but i admit i might be wrong

 

[Marc]

do i have to repeat myself AGAIN?

why not? You take great pleasure repeating how hard it is to get into your house. Want some statistics? 9 out of 10 people who brag about stuff like "i could kill him easy" are in fact talking out of their rectum. I would put you amongst the 9.

 

[Job]

Had some small experience myself when the local car thieves crashed into our house at 3am, went straight through the fence landed in the garden, they were all tooled up..screwdrivers, jemmies, I was wearing a dressing gown, barefeet..no contest, they knew were I lived ,I didn't know who the fuck they were.
They actually gave me a real address!!!
The police said they have been chasing them for years, but they keep changing names, not turning up for court.
The police officer said there would be no chance of getting any money ,they are all unisnsured/banned.
He basically stood there like an impotent **** and told me to claim on the insurance, but fuck if I'd have parked my car on double yellows, you can be sure the fuckers would be on my case.

They always chase the easy target, and you know why cos of
spits...lawyers, the goddam scum of the Earth.
They have been getting scumbags off the hook and fuckin over the ordinary man in the street since time began.

 

[Jeeves]

The police are set certain targets by chiefs/bosses/government.
The easiest way for them to fund themselves/achieves these targets is to pray on the "law abiding" (I say this fairly loosely) person with morals by means of fines, speeding tickets etc.

Do you blame them?
Would you rather work for a million pounds, or get it the easy way by winning the lottery? Poor analogy, since police are paid to protect society and bring criminals to justice, but alot of them just can't be arsed, and to be fair, I don't blame them.

 

[Huntingtons]

you people are paranoid ;o i'd let him steal my items, fake i lost more than the buglar really took and earn on it \o/

in the case he was out to kill me i'd put him on fire... haha l0rn!

 

[Morchaoron]

why not? You take great pleasure repeating how hard it is to get into your house. Want some statistics? 9 out of 10 people who brag about stuff like "i could kill him easy" are in fact talking out of their rectum. I would put you amongst the 9.

what are these statistics about and where did you get them from? according to the statistics ive seen people are prepared to go much farther when they fear for their lives or loved ones..
i wont be able to kill anyone for no reason, but if somone tries to mess with me in MY house i will use any means possible to remove the threat, that doesnt mean i would kill him after he's been knocked out or whatever, but he could die in the process...
once you are in a seriously violent situation you will see that everything is different....

 

[Job]

In my time I have known lots of the local ruffians, mainly through common interests like motorcycling/waterskiing, they of course turned up on robbed gear and to hear them laugh at the justice system was painful, the policy seemed to be the more they did the more they were let off.

On lad (and this is the goddam truth) had a string of offences so long that his old style licence had 37 endorsments on it, he got caught stealing cars numerous times, been chased round the area by the police on stolen bikes nearly every week, so they finally 6 months down the line gave him 2 months in jail, he gets out 14 days later, with...I shit you not here, a CLEAN licence.
They wrote off all his endorsments for 14 days in jail, no ban whatsoever.
So he buys a bike and crashes it in the main street, the bike slides along and breaks the legs of an old woman coming out of a shop.
He gets done for dangerous driving, A SIX MONTH BAN!!
Back on the road again six months later.
He has never paid 1 penny of compensation to any of his victims.

Yes a total fuckin joke innit.

By the way I'm from Liverpool myself, so you can picture the people I'm talking about.

 

[Huntingtons]

Whats so wrong with Ob's thought Mr Jeeves, God did it in the Bible..you know Noah and the Ark, exactly the same setup, everyone was turning into twats so he picked an elite few and killed the rest.

because we know every book of fiction is true

 

[Job]

Well yes it is fiction, but believed by every practising Christian in the world.

If it's good enough for them.....

 

[Marc]

In my time I have known lots of the local ruffians, mainly through common interests like motorcycling/waterskiing, they of course turned up on robbed gear and to hear them laugh at the justice system was painful, the policy seemed to be the more they did the more they were let off.

On lad (and this is the goddam truth) had a string of offences so long that his old style licence had 37 endorsments on it, he got caught stealing cars numerous times, been chased round the area by the police on stolen bikes nearly every week, so they finally 6 months down the line gave him 2 months in jail, he gets out 14 days later, with...I shit you not here, a CLEAN licence.
They wrote off all his endorsments for 14 days in jail, no ban whatsoever.
So he buys a bike and crashes it in the main street, the bike slides along and breaks the legs of an old woman coming out of a shop.
He gets done for dangerous driving, A SIX MONTH BAN!!
Back on the road again six months later.
He has never paid 1 penny of compensation to any of his victims.

Yes a total fuckin joke innit.

By the way I'm from Liverpool myself, so you can picture the people I'm talking about.

Scallies. Salt of the earth. Stuck for dinner guests? Invite as many scouse scallies as you can. You may end up with a missing TV or 5 at the end of the night, but they are guarnteed to brighten up any party.

 

[kelless]

Well yes it is fiction, but believed by every practising Christian in the world.

If it's good enough for them.....

All 316 of 'em