the darkness - christmas time

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guys look at it politically, if the Darkness arent xmas no1 itll be.... the pop idol cover song wont somebody think of those cursed with hearing ability

also consider the fact that no1 buys singles anymore, so buy 5 copies of something unheard of and itll prolly b number 1

 

[tris-]

With a ho ho and a silent night, a little chipolata and ill be feeling alright. turkeys on the table as big as a cow, celebrate crimbo i tell the ow!

 

[loxleyhood]

The Darkness are such a joke band.

 

[old.Dillinja]

They look like some queer 80s band.

 

[loxleyhood]

How much for Deity?

 

[old.Dillinja]

5000.

You've got a long way to go.

 

[loxleyhood]

Honestly though, tell me.

 

[old.Dillinja]

5000.

You'd may aswell give up now, honestly.

 

[loxleyhood]

Tell me!

 

[old.Dillinja]

It'll cost ya.

 

[loxleyhood]

What?

 

[old.Dillinja]

That computer looks nice.

 

[loxleyhood]

Don't be deceived, it's shite.

 

[old.Dillinja]

I want it anyway.

 

[loxleyhood]

Tough. Tell me.

 

[old.Dillinja]

2000.

I'll have your car instead then.

 

[loxleyhood]

I don't drive yet.

 

[old.Dillinja]

I'll take your legs then.

 

[loxleyhood]

They're in not conditition worth trading.

 

[old.Dillinja]

You really are useless, aren't you?

It's making me feel useless just spamming with you. Dear oh dear.

 

[loxleyhood]

Then go away.

 

[old.Dillinja]

Fuck you.

 

[loxleyhood]

Your mother too.

 

[Aoami]

And your Daddy?

 

[saltymcpepper]

AND YOUR AUNTY DAVE

 

[old.ST200]

apparently the darkness are ahead on sales for the xmas number 1 spot

 

[loxleyhood]

It wouldn't suprise me. I mean, they're not a bad band at all. But I do get the feeling that they were intended as a joke. And the guy needs to let go of the lead singer's scrote.

 

[saltymcpepper]

its glam rock lox.
not nu metal for 12 year olds in hoodies etc ;d

 

[loxleyhood]

Glam rock sucks.

 

[saltymcpepper]

the darkness pwn tho
growing on me=best song ever