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Little Nicky. I have never seen such a pile of bilge in my life
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I've said it before and ill say it again.
Attack of The Clones
Attack of The Clones
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Mad Max 3.
Worst. Movie. Ever.
Worst. Movie. Ever.
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Contact - awful
World Is Not Enough - bad even by 007 standards.
Gangs Of New York - Day Lewis was awesome but he didn't save this pile of shite.
Beach - holy jebus shoot the makers!
Contact - so bad I named it twice.
World Is Not Enough - bad even by 007 standards.
Gangs Of New York - Day Lewis was awesome but he didn't save this pile of shite.
Beach - holy jebus shoot the makers!
Contact - so bad I named it twice.
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mank
you may not like CT:HD, but you really cannot call it a shit film.
a fair few (gay) people are bored by it, but that's solely because they expect something that the film ISN'T.
Lee's direction on CT:HD is utterly incredible. It is one of the most beautifully shot films I've ever laid eyes upon. Lee has a strange knack for making incredible looking films (The Ice Storm anyone?).
You are a slag.
Oh, and the worse film I've ever seen? Gridlock. It's so bad I would gladly sit through it weekly. One of those "so bad it's utter genius" films. Rips from every action movie imaginable, and is a showcase for a failed loser who can only make it by singing (badly) in Germany. It's so cheesy and badly acted/produced/edited/directed/everything it really makes you appreciate proper film making.
you may not like CT:HD, but you really cannot call it a shit film.
a fair few (gay) people are bored by it, but that's solely because they expect something that the film ISN'T.
Lee's direction on CT:HD is utterly incredible. It is one of the most beautifully shot films I've ever laid eyes upon. Lee has a strange knack for making incredible looking films (The Ice Storm anyone?).
You are a slag.
Oh, and the worse film I've ever seen? Gridlock. It's so bad I would gladly sit through it weekly. One of those "so bad it's utter genius" films. Rips from every action movie imaginable, and is a showcase for a failed loser who can only make it by singing (badly) in Germany. It's so cheesy and badly acted/produced/edited/directed/everything it really makes you appreciate proper film making.
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I think I went in expecting something brilliant and it turned out to be something I found awfully boring. Martial arts films don't interest me in the slightest! The way it was filmed was very good, I agree with that - it just bored me stupid.
So yeah, it's not really a shit film - I just disliked it hugely :/
I also like some really shit films. Loser anyone? Yum Mena!
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tbh CT:HD isn't really a martial arts film
it just has martial art bits in it
it just has martial art bits in it
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Ash!
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Oh I forgot. Die another day. Fuck me that was Shite!!
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mank!
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Originally posted by Wazzerphuk
tbh CT:HD isn't really a martial arts film
it just has martial art bits in it
Well the fantasy shiznit then
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The 2 worst films I have ever seen are -
The Dish - boring as hell, and my friend feared he would be molested by the only other guy in the room (not me).
Freddy Got Fingered - There is not enough space in the world to explain how crap this film is
The Dish - boring as hell, and my friend feared he would be molested by the only other guy in the room (not me).
Freddy Got Fingered - There is not enough space in the world to explain how crap this film is
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Wij is on form in this thread.
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I had to ressurect this thread after having watched INVINCIBLE starring Billy Zane.
I demand that hour and a half of my life back.
It was, quite simply, appalling. Actually, so bad that I implore some here to watch it, so they can understand the depth of awfulness to which it plunges.
Here's the plot, in a nutshell.
Billy Zane plays a nutter martial arts type who is a shadow man and older than time, and he has black hair and attacks people alot.
Then the white warrior visits him (a woman, dressed in white who they shine a spot light on a lot)
They fight. She wins.
"You must learn to love!" Cries the white warrior, pushing the tip of the blade to Billy Zane's head (which is wearing The Most Preposterously Synthetic Looking Wig EVAH). This then leads to a scene including flashed images of doves and flowers to signify Billy Zane learning to love.
Billy then realises there's a bad guy who is English and laughs evilly alot (and who can kill people by frowning at them) who is going to end the world really soon.
Billy's wig disappears. I assume this is related to him being good somehow, or else it is a massive incongruity in filming. Both are equally likely.
Billy finds four humans who are the elements, needed to become warriors to defend the earth. He teaches them that they are strong together.
Billy lives in a paddling pool.
He takes the four people to a club, because the beats will help them understand what he is saying to them ("And I really like drum and bass!" Oh, you hip contemporary film, you!)
He says, you're warriors. Blah. Blah. They fight some evil people on the dance floor while people crowd around and cheer.
I'll skip to the end of the world (missing a dire dream sequence with "Waters" guilt over letting his sister die, Fire's resentment of his father, and Air's mother guilt, and then somehow Water chokes in his sleep but laying him in the paddling pool brings him back to life, and a sequence of interrogating a scholar to find where the end of the world is going to happen.)
The four elements do a lot of fighting.
Billy fights the evil guy, the evil guy opens up the vortex that will destroy the world, and he hovers above it.
"Love! Loooooove!" cries Billy Xane, clinging onto the waist of the evil laughing bad guy.
Then the evil bad guy gets turned into a human.
I have NO FUCKING CLUE what this film was going on about. It seems like some rich daddy bank rolled his fourteen year old son into making a film. There are not words enough for how bad this film was.
I demand that hour and a half of my life back.
It was, quite simply, appalling. Actually, so bad that I implore some here to watch it, so they can understand the depth of awfulness to which it plunges.
Here's the plot, in a nutshell.
Billy Zane plays a nutter martial arts type who is a shadow man and older than time, and he has black hair and attacks people alot.
Then the white warrior visits him (a woman, dressed in white who they shine a spot light on a lot)
They fight. She wins.
"You must learn to love!" Cries the white warrior, pushing the tip of the blade to Billy Zane's head (which is wearing The Most Preposterously Synthetic Looking Wig EVAH). This then leads to a scene including flashed images of doves and flowers to signify Billy Zane learning to love.
Billy then realises there's a bad guy who is English and laughs evilly alot (and who can kill people by frowning at them) who is going to end the world really soon.
Billy's wig disappears. I assume this is related to him being good somehow, or else it is a massive incongruity in filming. Both are equally likely.
Billy finds four humans who are the elements, needed to become warriors to defend the earth. He teaches them that they are strong together.
Billy lives in a paddling pool.
He takes the four people to a club, because the beats will help them understand what he is saying to them ("And I really like drum and bass!" Oh, you hip contemporary film, you!)
He says, you're warriors. Blah. Blah. They fight some evil people on the dance floor while people crowd around and cheer.
I'll skip to the end of the world (missing a dire dream sequence with "Waters" guilt over letting his sister die, Fire's resentment of his father, and Air's mother guilt, and then somehow Water chokes in his sleep but laying him in the paddling pool brings him back to life, and a sequence of interrogating a scholar to find where the end of the world is going to happen.)
The four elements do a lot of fighting.
Billy fights the evil guy, the evil guy opens up the vortex that will destroy the world, and he hovers above it.
"Love! Loooooove!" cries Billy Xane, clinging onto the waist of the evil laughing bad guy.
Then the evil bad guy gets turned into a human.
I have NO FUCKING CLUE what this film was going on about. It seems like some rich daddy bank rolled his fourteen year old son into making a film. There are not words enough for how bad this film was.
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Originally posted by Summo
Wij is on form in this thread.
thx Robyn
(hehehe)
Oh, and that sounds like a top shit-film Lou. I'll make a note to Kazaa / legally-view it
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I've just checked out the writing credits for the film.
Fear them!
The story was written by Carey and Chad Hayes. The writers behind an episode of ....... wait for it ........ Baywatch and part of the pool of writers that came up with the dire scripts for Baywatch Nights
This is probably why the paddling pool was featured.It also seems that all the writers got together last year to put pen to paper and come up with another script. "What script?", I hear you cry.
Well, no other than 2 Fast 2 Furious. Now you have two reasons not to watch it.
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I bought Equilbrium (US version) and one of the trailers was for Invincible.
I remember thinking "hmm that looks SHIT, but interestingly SHIT in a would watch to see how SHIT it is but never buy way".
Its now on sale ultra cheap in HMV or something so get it while its hot...it looks so laughably like another CTHD/Matrix clone its unreal.
I remember thinking "hmm that looks SHIT, but interestingly SHIT in a would watch to see how SHIT it is but never buy way".
Its now on sale ultra cheap in HMV or something so get it while its hot...it looks so laughably like another CTHD/Matrix clone its unreal.
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I liked equilibrium.
It was a good half-brain action film that took itself too seriously, but in a funny way.
It was a good half-brain action film that took itself too seriously, but in a funny way.
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Heh Xtro, did you see in the trailers how they forget to nuke out the fly wires?
The include a trailer on the dvd I rented, and its hysterically bad.
The include a trailer on the dvd I rented, and its hysterically bad.
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Heh Xtro, did you see in the trailers how they forget to nuke out the fly wires?
The include a trailer on the dvd I rented, and its hysterically bad.
The include a trailer on the dvd I rented, and its hysterically bad.
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Lol nope I didn't
I'll have to watch the beauty of a trailer again thanks Dams.
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Attack Of The Clones
I don't even think that's controversial. And if you think it's a great film...well, you're a moron then aren't you?
I could list out its utter shitness for days. But the thing that irks me the most is Anakin. This should have been a dark and emotional fall from grace, from a powerful and gracious young man to the worst villain we have ever known. The potential was staggering and remains so for the third film which is already doomed tbh tbh.
"Hard to believe he'll become Darth Vader one day isn't it?"
"Errr, not really. He's a complete prick."
He's an arrogant, nasty, contemptible little shite. Of course he's going to turn out wrong.
/me goes off to lay into his George Luc-Ass punchbag
Phantom Menace was baaaad, but it had one redeeming feature at least (Darth Maul rocks). This has zero redeeming features at all...
I don't even think that's controversial. And if you think it's a great film...well, you're a moron then aren't you?
I could list out its utter shitness for days. But the thing that irks me the most is Anakin. This should have been a dark and emotional fall from grace, from a powerful and gracious young man to the worst villain we have ever known. The potential was staggering and remains so for the third film which is already doomed tbh tbh.
"Hard to believe he'll become Darth Vader one day isn't it?"
"Errr, not really. He's a complete prick."
He's an arrogant, nasty, contemptible little shite. Of course he's going to turn out wrong.
/me goes off to lay into his George Luc-Ass punchbag
Phantom Menace was baaaad, but it had one redeeming feature at least (Darth Maul rocks). This has zero redeeming features at all...
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Attack of the Clones was far far superior to Phantom Menace. But yes, it was still pap.
And I'm not sure I agree with you on all of the anakin business, but I really can't be arsed to type out the reasons why. So I shan't.
And I'm not sure I agree with you on all of the anakin business, but I really can't be arsed to type out the reasons why. So I shan't.
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Ask the kids that go to watch these films, they love it.
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But the original trilogy are actually good films. It's not a nostalgia thing, they're just well done. People often seem to think that it's ok for a kids movie to be shit because "well, the kids love it!". Sure, it's meeting its target audience which is all that matters, to a certain extent. It's still shit though.
It's entirely possible for a kids film to be well made and have wide appeal, unfortunately ep1/2 were not/did not.
It's entirely possible for a kids film to be well made and have wide appeal, unfortunately ep1/2 were not/did not.
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I quite liked it
Charlie's Angels (with Drew & Co) is THE biggest pile of nothing I've ever sat through recently tbh.
Resident Evil and Tomb Raider rank pretty high too.
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hahahha, it sucked
only decent bit was when woody harrelson did THE fuckup ;o
I didnt finish it, it sucked so bad :\
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just watched deep impact.thought that was pretty shite as well.
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No redeeming features? WTH do you call the green midget (Yes I mean Yoda) flying all over the place dishing out some butt whooping?
Funniest thing i've seen for a while
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I enrage t'office with my views, but here goes:
Bladerunner (yawn)
Anything Bruce Lee was in
Karate Kid
Rocky (all of them, deal with it)
Bladerunner (yawn)
Anything Bruce Lee was in
Karate Kid
Rocky (all of them, deal with it)
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For that you deserve to be hung drawn and quartered.
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anything by the dickhead who made fast and the furious and xxx that guy needs a good kicking because he doesn't think his films are to blame for the rising deaths caused by illegal streetracing.
Any of the James Bond films after goldeneye, bring back the days of Bond when he was skilled secret agent with a gun and a gadget not a lucky bastard with bad puns and date rape drugs.
Both of the recent star war films were both badly edited, in my opinion they should cut out everything that doesn't involve lightsabres, jobs a goodun.
Anything with Wynoda Ryder in it, her whinning voice pisses me off.
2001 a space oddessy, great cure for insomnia.
alien3 and resurection simply because of a continuity error between aliens and alien3 which means neither of the last two films could be possible.
Any of the James Bond films after goldeneye, bring back the days of Bond when he was skilled secret agent with a gun and a gadget not a lucky bastard with bad puns and date rape drugs.
Both of the recent star war films were both badly edited, in my opinion they should cut out everything that doesn't involve lightsabres, jobs a goodun.
Anything with Wynoda Ryder in it, her whinning voice pisses me off.
2001 a space oddessy, great cure for insomnia.
alien3 and resurection simply because of a continuity error between aliens and alien3 which means neither of the last two films could be possible.