the biggest pile of.....

[scooby-doo]

so whats the worst film you've ever seen.only thinking of this after seeing what i can only describe as the biggest pile of crap iv'e ever seen..reign of fire...pure horseshit.

so whats yours..

 

[Testin da Cable]

somtimes they come back

-and-

dracula2000

 

[whipped]

The Thin Red Line (2001/2 remake)

Only film where I've ever contemplated walking out of the cinema.

Oh and The Avengers

 

[Tom]

Battlefield Earth

 

[old.I_Am_Glen]

scooby-doo pp

abd flin stones... al so bad

duud wear my car

mip2

 

[mank!]

<controversial>

Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon. Bored me rigid.

</controversial>

 

[Wij]

B:E is so bad it's good. I loved it

Probably couldn't watch it again tho

The Postman was hateful. Braveheart (controversial) sucked off mice. Pearl Harbour was a prostitude for leprous donkeys. The Patriot tracked down old ladies with rectal weakness and rubbed its nose in their arse-crack whilst shouting "I am the Lizard Cock." Titanic kept its father in a box of crack-whore-snails, forcing him to listen to Daniel Beddingfield albums whist being fisted by Melvyn Bragg and his amazing dancing pine-cones.

 

[old.I_Am_Glen]

Originally posted by mank!
<controversial>

Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon. Bored me rigid.

</controversial>

ur mind is to week to watch such godnes :/

neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed to c 2 time min!!

fuk has t b done

 

[mank!]

Originally posted by old.I_Am_Glen
ur mind is to week to watch such godnes :/

neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed to c 2 time min!!

fuk has t b done

Everyone says that but it's not the case. I just thought it was shit :/

 

[leggy]

I lasted 20 mins during Dude where's my car.

Pile of arse

oh and not in the sexual sense.

 

[Wij]

Originally posted by leggy
I lasted 20 mins during Dude where's my car.

*roffle*

*spik*

*gwoi*

*fwik fwik*

*csk*

 

[nath]

Originally posted by whipped
The Thin Red Line (2001/2 remake)

Assuming you mean the 1998 remake of The Thin Red Line, then are you mad? It's one of the greatest films evar tbh. It's the only film to make me jaw dropped throughout the whole film. Like "omg, this is stunning" like.

 

[Tom]

Terence Malik has only made 3 films, and they're all highly rated. Thin Red Line was excellent - I loved the bits in the long grass.

 

[nath]

The music, the sound, the shots. Man, it's incredible.


(but yes, the bit about the guys wife leaving him was a bit clicéd and naff)

edit: and tom he directed four films.

 

[Sir Frizz]

What's that film with Brad Pitt, and he has to try and win some track race against his brotyher and some other hot shot?

Champion shite











*SPOILER*

Guess what! He only goes and wins it at the last miinute!

:/

 

[Wij]

Oh ! Oh ! Oh 1

SOLDIER put its own testicles in a blender and then wanked for 4 years solidly over a single blurry picture picture of Nick Kamen wearing a humourous 'elephant' thong then spat it's load into Shocko's beautiful hair crying "TAKE THAT MRS THATCHER - THIS ONE'S FOR THE OPPRESSED SHEEP OF WALES B!0TCH !!!"

 

[Miles_Binck]

the perennial favourite

Jeepers Creepers

 

[NaveT]

Unfortunalty there are too many that come to mind...recent editions would be:

XXX
I-Spy
Dude wheres my car
Johnny English
X-Men
Spiderman

Im sure there would be more, but these are the truly horrible ones that stick in my mind.

 

[Tom]

Originally posted by nath

edit: and tom he directed four films.

Ahh I only knew about the last 3

 

[tris-]

ghost ship
titanic
spiderman

 

[xane]

Butterfly Kiss

 

[dysfunction]

The three Amigo's

 

[bodhi]

Analyse This
Romi and Michelle's High School Reunion
Slackers
Highlander : End Game
Spiceworld

 

[nath]

Analyse that is probably equally shit/worse.

 

[PR.]

Starship Troopers
Madison Avenue

There has only been one film I have had to just switch off, but I can't remember what it was called :/

 

[bodhi]

Originally posted by PR.
Starship Troopers

Heresy tbh.

 

[djpringle]

Last House On The Left
Texas Chainsaw Massarce
The Marsupials:Howling 3

Are the most recent....

 

[Tom]

Originally posted by djpringle
Last House On The Left

I thought that was supposed to be quite good

 

[Lester]

It's being re-issued shortly. BTW.

 

[scooby-doo]

jeepers creepers sucked as well.