Nate
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I decided to make a dating profile.
How could I improve this? Have any of you guys made one of these before? Post that boring and potentially embarrassing shit!
Re-reading it, it looks fucking mental! YEAH!!!! Does anyone think I'll get replies with this? LolWant to date an Olympic Champion?
Look no further. I am the worlds best Triangle(remember that musical instrument?) player and am still waiting for the day the IOC recognise it as the push-the-body-to-the-limit sport that it is, dinging at the right time is extremely difficult to master.
Hey, my name is Dave. I am currently seeking a coach to join me on my journey to becoming the first Olympic Athlete Triangle Player. Your duties will include(but not limited to) keeping me at my peak physical fitness with nightly cooked dinners, looking my best for the world to see(when I hit the right ding and the crowd goes crazy!) by doing my laundry and ensuring I don't over exert myself in training by opening doors for us(remember we're a team) and other back breaking actions. Romance will have to wait at least 4 years on my part as I will need to focus all of my body, mind and strength on achieving Gold, there are some tough opponents out there but together with the rhythmic beat we can overcome all obstacles.
I grew up in a harsh environment(South Essex), my parents rarely respected my talent and friends, teachers, neighbours and even strangers would often ridicule me for my incessant beating of the triangle. I was lost in a world of hate until one day I saw an old man sitting on the side of a road to nowhere beating an rhythm on an ancient wooden triangle, people would gather round and listen to the way he played such intricate melodies. They loved him, I wanted to one day be like him(except not old and wrinkly, just an awesome triangle player really). He noticed me with my triangle and for ten years he trained me to become a master of the art of playing the triangle. Times were great in those days, we would bring thousands to our side of the road and even travelled(I do quite a bit of bike riding) the world(I also like to travel, have been to NZ, HK, OZ, and many more!) together headlining festivals and also doing some pretty awesome recreational sports(open sea diving and snowboarding) promoting peace in the shape of a triangle. I gained a faithful companion(my little dog Noodle who is a Jug(Jack Russell cross Pug) and is fantastic!) who would travel with us everywhere, jealous of any attention I'd give to others(it's quite funny really). Until one day sadly the old man passed away, on his last breath he told me "show the world your strength, your rhythm, you are powerful now..you can make history..go to the Olympics".
How could I improve this? Have any of you guys made one of these before? Post that boring and potentially embarrassing shit!