The bad joke thread!

[Urgluf]

Why don't you drive over a turkish cyclist?

It could be your bike!

 

[Wonk]

Try and keep things within certain boundries lads ok?

 

[Raven]

err

 

[Wonk]

err

I dunno how it is in england, but I've never seen a black man riding a bike over here.

 

[Raven]

Well this is a bad joke thread, not a racist joke thread

 

[old.Tohtori]

Well this is a bad joke thread, not a racist joke thread

Oh i think this thread crossed the "PC" line way back.

 

[Wonk]

well, jokes about racism are bad, aye?

now, keep the ball rolling

 

[Influenza]

What do you call a fly with no wings?

A walk

 

[Overdriven]

What do you call a fly with no wings?

A walk

Oh that's cheap That made me smirk.

 

[CorNokZ]

OD I love you

 

[Overdriven]

I misssed jooooooooooo! *fluffles CorN*

 

[Urgluf]

Well this is a bad joke thread, not a racist joke thread

really? I will cross the line bigtime now!


Why has a shower head more than 10 holes?


Because a jew has 10 fingers..

ibban

 

[old.Tohtori]

ibban

Then there's gonna be alot of those coming.

It's jokes for f*cks sake, and i think eveyrone here can say that more then 22.3 years have passed since most events so it's ok to joke about them. South park proved it!

 

[georgie]

What happened 22.4 years ago?

 

[Rookiescot]

What is the major medical injury suffered by lesbians?






Furballs.

 

[Sparda]

Whats small, brown and usualy found in little boys pants?

Spoiler

Michael Jacksons hand

 

[Olgaline]

I used to hate weddings,
Each time I attended one, all the old aunts, uncles and grandparrents
used to come up to me and poke in the side, laughed and said your next!
Allas this came to an end when I started doing the same to them at Funerals!

 

[Olgaline]

A Priest, and Gangster and MJ
On a Caribbean cruise liner about to sink, and at the life boats:

The priest:
- Children First!
The gangster:
- Fuck em'!
MJ:
- Do we have time?

 

[CorNokZ]

MJ jokes never gets old

 

[Sharma]

Anyway!

Know the boundries ok?

Whats red and can't swim?

Spoiler

A fire truck

Why'd the plane crash?

Spoiler

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What has wings, is dangerous and lives in trees?

Spoiler

A bird with an uzi

 

[CorNokZ]

Sharma wins for his sucky jokes

 

[georgie]

I like people who see limitations as obstacles rather than barriers, people who strive to go further than before, people who push the boundaries.

Sharma, before today I thought I knew what the shittest joke in the world was...You Sir challenged my beliefs.

My God they were shite.

 

[Sharma]

I aim to please!

 

[Olgaline]

I laid my head back and closed my eyes.
I knew what he was about to do, and I didnt like it.
He he said to open wider, so he could get in.
It really hurt!
I began to bleed, It' was the first time!

Spoiler

I had a tooth pulled

 

[Aoami]

Two peanuts were walking down a dark alley. One was assaulted...

 

[Aoami]

It's a mug's game.
What is?
Pottery.

I went to buy some camoflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.

I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. And he said, 'no, the steaks are too high.'

I went to a pub the other day and asked for a bag of helicopter crisps. The barman said, 'we've only got plain.'

Patient : Doctor, you've got to help me. Every night I get the urge to go downstairs and stick my dick into the biscuit tin. Do you know what's wrong with me?
Doctor : Yes ... 'you're fucking crackers.'

"He said 'I'm going to chop off the bottom of one of your trouser legs and put it in a library.' I thought, 'That's a turn-up for the books."

 

[Ingafgrinn Macabre]

Why did the chicken cross the road?.....



Gah, had to be said :-p
Actually can't believe noone thought of that one.

 

[tris-]

Whats red and can't swim?

an aborted fetus.

anything else just aint comical.

 

[Sharma]

Why did the chicken cross the road?.....



Gah, had to be said :-p
Actually can't believe noone thought of that one.

To enter the mass production battery farm in order to be slaughtered at a later date and be processed into a number of tasty snacks and at the same time offending all vegans and moral veggies.

Murder has never been so tasty.

 

[Iceforge]

I love sickipedia!

How many kids with Attention Defeciet Disorder does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's go ride our bikes!