The bad joke thread!

Discussion in 'The Front Room' started by Sharma, May 2, 2008.

  1. Urgluf

    Urgluf Part of the furniture

    Why don't you drive over a turkish cyclist?

    It could be your bike!
     
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  2. Wonk

    Wonk Can't get enough of FH

    Try and keep things within certain boundries lads ok? :)
     
  3. Raven

    Raven Brrrrr!

  4. Wonk

    Wonk Can't get enough of FH

    I dunno how it is in england, but I've never seen a black man riding a bike over here.
     
  5. Raven

    Raven Brrrrr!

    Well this is a bad joke thread, not a racist joke thread :p
     
  6. old.Tohtori

    old.Tohtori FH is my second home

    Oh i think this thread crossed the "PC" line way back.
     
  7. Wonk

    Wonk Can't get enough of FH

    well, jokes about racism are bad, aye? :p

    now, keep the ball rolling
     
  8. Influenza

    Influenza Part of the furniture

    What do you call a fly with no wings?

    A walk
     
  9. Overdriven

    Overdriven Not a sandwich

    Oh that's cheap :( That made me smirk.
     
  10. CorNokZ

    CorNokZ Currently a stay at home dad

    OD I love you :(
     
  11. Overdriven

    Overdriven Not a sandwich

    I misssed jooooooooooo! :( *fluffles CorN*
     
  12. Urgluf

    Urgluf Part of the furniture

    really? I will cross the line bigtime now!


    Why has a shower head more than 10 holes?


    Because a jew has 10 fingers..

    ibban :(
     
  13. old.Tohtori

    old.Tohtori FH is my second home

    Then there's gonna be alot of those coming.

    It's jokes for f*cks sake, and i think eveyrone here can say that more then 22.3 years have passed since most events so it's ok to joke about them. South park proved it! :eek:
     
  14. georgie

    georgie FH is my second home

    What happened 22.4 years ago?
     
  15. Rookiescot

    Rookiescot Fledgling Freddie

    What is the major medical injury suffered by lesbians?






    Furballs.
     
  16. Sparda

    Sparda Fledgling Freddie

    Whats small, brown and usualy found in little boys pants?

    Michael Jacksons hand


    :D
     
  17. Olgaline

    Olgaline FH is my second home

    I used to hate weddings,
    Each time I attended one, all the old aunts, uncles and grandparrents
    used to come up to me and poke in the side, laughed and said your next!
    Allas this came to an end when I started doing the same to them at Funerals! ;)
     
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  18. Olgaline

    Olgaline FH is my second home

    A Priest, and Gangster and MJ
    On a Caribbean cruise liner about to sink, and at the life boats:

    The priest:
    - Children First!
    The gangster:
    - Fuck em'!
    MJ:
    - Do we have time?
     
  19. CorNokZ

    CorNokZ Currently a stay at home dad

    MJ jokes never gets old :D
     
  20. Sharma

    Sharma Can't get enough of FH

    Anyway!

    Know the boundries ok? :p

    Whats red and can't swim?

    A fire truck

    Why'd the plane crash?

    Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

    What has wings, is dangerous and lives in trees?

    A bird with an uzi
     
  21. CorNokZ

    CorNokZ Currently a stay at home dad

    Sharma wins for his sucky jokes :(
     
  22. georgie

    georgie FH is my second home

    I like people who see limitations as obstacles rather than barriers, people who strive to go further than before, people who push the boundaries.

    Sharma, before today I thought I knew what the shittest joke in the world was...You Sir challenged my beliefs. :clap:

    My God they were shite.
     
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  23. Sharma

    Sharma Can't get enough of FH

    I aim to please!
     
  24. Olgaline

    Olgaline FH is my second home

    I laid my head back and closed my eyes.
    I knew what he was about to do, and I didnt like it.
    He he said to open wider, so he could get in.
    It really hurt!
    I began to bleed, It' was the first time!
    I had a tooth pulled
     
  25. Aoami

    Aoami I am a FH squatter

    Two peanuts were walking down a dark alley. One was assaulted...
     
  26. Aoami

    Aoami I am a FH squatter

    It's a mug's game.
    What is?
    Pottery.

    I went to buy some camoflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.

    I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. And he said, 'no, the steaks are too high.'

    I went to a pub the other day and asked for a bag of helicopter crisps. The barman said, 'we've only got plain.'

    Patient : Doctor, you've got to help me. Every night I get the urge to go downstairs and stick my dick into the biscuit tin. Do you know what's wrong with me?
    Doctor : Yes ... 'you're fucking crackers.'

    "He said 'I'm going to chop off the bottom of one of your trouser legs and put it in a library.' I thought, 'That's a turn-up for the books."
     
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  27. Ingafgrinn Macabre

    Ingafgrinn Macabre Can't get enough of FH

    Why did the chicken cross the road?.....



    Gah, had to be said :-p
    Actually can't believe noone thought of that one.
     
  28. tris-

    tris- Failed Geordie and Parmothief

    an aborted fetus.

    anything else just aint comical.
     
  29. Sharma

    Sharma Can't get enough of FH

    To enter the mass production battery farm in order to be slaughtered at a later date and be processed into a number of tasty snacks and at the same time offending all vegans and moral veggies.

    Murder has never been so tasty.
     
  30. Iceforge

    Iceforge Can't get enough of FH

    I love sickipedia! :D

    How many kids with Attention Defeciet Disorder does it take to change a lightbulb?

    Let's go ride our bikes!
     

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