The Apprentice

[Aoami]

That asian one on there... i've fingered her best mate.

claim2fame

 

[dysfunction]

"Personally hand picked"?

 

[Sparx]

That bird who was the girls team leader, looked at her thought yeah id bang her then after 5 mins of her talking i wanted to slap her a couple of times

I love the apprentice, its a board room full of twats getting bollocked by an angry old east ender

 

[Laddey]

Haha nice.



is it on every night or once a week?

 

[Sparx]

not sure it was on last night and on tonight. But i think it goes to every wednesday after tonight

 

[Aoami]

Haha nice.



is it on every night or once a week?

jo mayhew, remember talking about her a few years back?

 

[Laddey]

jo mayhew, remember talking about her a few years back?

Yeah. I think i remember looking at her on facebook??

 

[cHodAX]

That asian one on there... i've fingered her best mate.

claim2fame

Good lad.

 

[GimmlyThe3rd]

If it's this one on facebook,

"Lives in Colchester, EssexFrom Ipswich, Suffolk"

Ain't nothing to brag about, I've fingered a few ugly girls from Colchester when I was pissed and I certainly never told anyone

 

[Sparx]

Thats cause if you feel the need to brag about sticking digits in girls then chances are thats as far as youve gone with them

The only time i ever boasted about stinky fingers was when i was at school and thats all i had done with them, then wouldnt wash my hand for a week smooth

 

[cHodAX]

Thats cause if you feel the need to brag about sticking digits in girls then chances are thats as far as youve gone with them

The only time i ever boasted about stinky fingers was when i was at school and thats all i had done with them, then wouldnt wash my hand for a week smooth

Did you make your mates smell it?

 

[Sparx]

Of course whats the point in doing it otherwise

 

[cHodAX]

Of course whats the point in doing it otherwise

I agree.

 

[megadave]

she's got fucking awesome tits

 

[Job]

A bit of a weak claim to fame, more importantly was she a cokey?

 

[Aoami]

she's got fucking awesome tits

she did man.

it's perhaps not my greatest acheivement but still, i'd just thought i'd share.

 

[Aoami]

If it's this one on facebook,

"Lives in Colchester, EssexFrom Ipswich, Suffolk"

Ain't nothing to brag about, I've fingered a few ugly girls from Colchester when I was pissed and I certainly never told anyone

no!

 

[Aoami]

On a serious note, if anyone watched this - how much of a **** was the black woman whose name i forget?

 

[DaGaffer]

On a serious note, if anyone watched this - how much of a **** was the black woman whose name i forget?

Everyone who goes on the Apprentice is an awful despicable ****. The only reason for having them all in the same room is that it would make it easier to set them all on fire.

 

[ST^]

And a limp handshake is........ UNFORGIVABLE!!!!!

 

[megadave]

she did man.

it's perhaps not my greatest acheivement but still, i'd just thought i'd share.

you once told me you loved her hahaha

 

[Aoami]

the foibles of youth. she burst into tears and the deleted me off facebook and never spoke to me again when she found out i was seeing annie.

 

[Sparx]

To be fair mate i would remove you as a friend too, you sick pig

 

[megadave]

that kid has the same hair as aoami and everything

dogs too fit though

 

[old.user4556]

What a bunch of self-important, self-delusional bullshitters. I can't stand them, their arrogance is abhorrent.

If they were as shit hot as they make out they are, they wouldn't need a (traditionally) six figure salary working for Sugar, they'd already be earning a six figure salary.

As for the female team leader last night, indeed a hotty. I also wanted to slap her purple after hearing her talk after 30 seconds.

 

[Aoami]

What a bunch of self-important, self-delusional bullshitters. I can't stand them, their arrogance is abhorrent.

If they were as shit hot as they make out they are, they wouldn't need a (traditionally) six figure salary working for Sugar, they'd already be earning a six figure salary.

As for the female team leader last night, indeed a hotty. I also wanted to slap her purple after hearing her talk after 30 seconds.

I agree to every sentiment in this post, especially the last one.

I've always wondered exactly that about the salary. Surely most of them would be taking a pay cut if they're as great and as important as they say/think they are.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

And a limp handshake is........ UNFORGIVABLE!!!!!

Having shaken people's hands and thought that I was actually trying to grasp water, I'd be inclined to agree.

 

[Ch3tan]

On a serious note, if anyone watched this - how much of a **** was the black woman whose name i forget?

She had a bobble head, it kept wobbling around on her neck. She was almost eclipsed by the hot team leader (Melody), what an arrogant **** she is.

 

[ST^]

They're not going to win a job this time. Suralan / Lord Sugar is going to have them start a business with 250k of his money or something.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Yeah, to "prove how easy it is to start up a new business," according to Sugar. This is to try and get more people starting business of their own.

Yes Alan, setting up a business with free publicity, £250k and your contacts must be SO FUCKING HARD.

Of course, anyone in the real world has NONE of those things. Setting up business these days is so much harder and so much riskier than it ever was, he's a right patronising **** about business start ups.