The amazing story

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legendario

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...well thats the least ol' fatty can do, they have to pay for their fookin education after all...
 
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scooby-doo

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and who fixed ya hip was it the nhs or did you go private?
 
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TipTop

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Pages 1 & 2

One day, Tom blew Super Gray's head clean off. Then, Gray come from the Dead, and Shotteh'd him! But he felt bad about it, so he Went back in Time, and made swe, oh wait, thats the censored story, unfortunatley it was really a nuclear research labarotry for the zai*zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzppppppppphhhh*

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During his mission to erect tom's statue (oo er) Super_Gray's voice comms were destroyed by a freak TMP storm and all his team mates rejoiced. And while they were rejoicing an amazing transformation occured barrysworld 12 stopped lagging and a proper map rotation was put in place on all servers and PEOPLE, yes people, joined the servers; and they all shot me and they all lived hapily ever after. Except skyler who got removed from being an admin. MT was put in to take his place and people ask why he was kicked from been an admin but they were also disturbed at the decision to replace him with MT.

'Stop asking why, ive allready said enough about it ' Skyler said.

Skyler decides to murder Gray for asking why too much...and again everyone rejoices. Then Tremor pisses on Gray's corpse and then MT slowly pull down the corpses pants only to find that Gray is actually a hermaphrodite. So Tremor passes MT the lube, MT buffs up the squirrels ass with the lube real good, but he then realises Tremor tricked him and it was actually super glue.

SG asks '**Narrator** what is going on here... eeek '

MT stops as he hear's Gray's voice from beyond the grave and MT replies "Don't hate me Gray it's just that you have such a sweet ass". He then lube's up and away he goes, inbetween stroke's he shout's "fetch me an exorcist" and they hear cries of laughter at Tremors entry coming from Leggie. But while pumping away, they don't realise that ever so slowly, slower than a sloth who's just won first prize in a moving slowly competition, the super-glue started to set. Suddenly an industrial sized freezer dropped out of the sky for no reason at all, and John Cleese said "And now for something completely different" as he began to nail his wife to the ceiling with a tractor and a frozen sheep.

Legendario then shoots ECA in the face for being silly, but ECA uses a small peruvian plant as a shield, and deflects the bullets at Cheechy, who falls on top of MT and supergray, causing Mass Destruction and rips the squirrels right off their knobs. But with their knobs still inside the squirrels bung hole they find it difficult to urinate. Not quite noticing the industrial freezer containing a horde of man eating rabid shrews that were waiting to ...
 
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Tom

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I'm waiting for the sequel, I wanna see this post reach 1000......
 
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scooby-doo

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you lot have far too much time on your hands.oh and tip top you better give the scoob a mention in that story..
 
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legendario

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Originally posted by scooby-doo
oh and tip top you better give the scoob a mention in that story..
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The thing is scoobeh. None of your entries made any fucking sense :D
 
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KungFoo{KEA}

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Originally posted by scooby-doo
you lot have far too much time on your hands.oh and tip top you better give the scoob a mention in that story..
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" The lads took Scoob around the back for a kicking"

There, I did Tip Top's work for him ;)
 
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legendario

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...legendario pissed himself laughing at kungfoos entry... :D
 
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scooby-doo

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so did i bearing in mind im 16 stone and built like a brick shithouse
 
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legendario

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Originally posted by scooby-doo
so did i bearing in mind im 16 stone and built like a brick shithouse
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I used to be...but lost 4 stone going to the gym :/

i r teh weekling now :)
 
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scooby-doo

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thats funny i started off at eleven stone and got to 16 by going to the gym :D
 
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Tom

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No m8, you got to 16 stone by eating more protein and working off the carbs in the gym....
 
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legendario

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Originally posted by Tom[SHOTTEH]
No m8, you got to 16 stone by eating more protein and working off the carbs in the gym....
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:clap:

i never ate the protein + mainly cardio work...hence the reduction of mass.
 
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Tom

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You went for aerobic training, rather than anaerobic? Thats good, much healthier. I'm used to go to a gym, I was fit as fuck, as well as 100 miles cycling a week. Then I got a car, job, etc, lifestyle couldn't fit the exercise in, so I stopped.

Woe is me, I put some weight on, but I'm almost back to my normal weight now, whereupon I will start swimming (I never learnt properly, I can only splash about a bit).

I use a lo-carb diet, works a treat.
 
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Munkey-

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i was all excited today. nearly got onto 10.** stone :) </note>

and Super Gray was awoken by a strange noise
 
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S-Gray

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The Branches on the Trees where rustling because of the Wind..
 
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ECA

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......with a mysterious substance that originated from........
 
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S-Gray

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The Damp Wall "Shite! I meant to get that fixed ages ago!!"
 
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