The amazing story

[Tom]

...GAMEtigers, who.....

 

[puma-fs]

.. just watched MIB2 at ODEON and thought it was shit..

 

[legendario]

..and leggie agreed with them so they decided to....

 

[scooby-doo]

re enact the film zulu

 

[Munkey-]

except there were no actual zulu's so they used americans

 

[ECA]

.......but they got sick of dying so decided to play drinking games........

 

[scooby-doo]

with two buckets of piss and a bucket of shat

 

[Munkey-]

with rules dictated by the cat in the hat

 

[scooby-doo]

its a story not a fucking poem

 

[Tom]

...said the cat.....

 

[puma-fs]

.. in the hat..

 

[legendario]

...who was lying on the mat....

 

[ECA]

........sitting in leggies shat.............

 

[Tom]

....looking at a fat....

 

[S-Gray]

tw...... Cat purring..

 

[Munkey-]

it was 3:53am and nothing in the forum was stirring

 

[S-Gray]

but really, it was 2:15 and plenty was stirring (in the gen forum) ..

 

[Munkey-]

then the coffee machine broke leaving

 

[legendario]

..leggie upset as he had just arrived home from a piss up looking for caffinated beverages...

 

[puma-fs]

..without which, the 24 year old virgin cannot survive...

 

[Munkey-]

and thus began the coffee crusade

 

[scooby-doo]

the start of which began in

 

[puma-fs]

..Africa where he nicked food and coffee from poor children..

 

[legendario]

...but he realised that coffee comes from Brazil and not fuckin Africa so he went there....

 

[scooby-doo]

and he also went to costa fucking rica cos he heard they may be some there also.

 

[Munkey-]

unfortunatley leggie then caught aids from a local coffee

 

[scooby-doo]

even though it was looking grim for leggy they found a cure just in time in the unlikeliest of places...

 

[S-Gray]

<note> Cure from AIDs ? didnt know they had one... ho hum..

 

[puma-fs]

..so now he is back in his 'working class' town..

 

[Tom]

...heading for the cure, which....