The amazing story

[Munkey-]

was guarded by a bunch of townies

 

[S-Gray]

.. from Liverpool..

 

[scooby-doo]

calm down calm down said the shellsuit wearing mustached,curly haired doctor.

 

[legendario]

...the doctor realised that leggie didn't have AIDS as you can't catch it from fuckin coffee so they decided to catch, cook and eat munkey for talkin pish....

...after the meal which took 5 hours to eat they all went to the cinema to watch spiderman and then dow to the pub to get pished from a Guinness and Zabuca sesh....

 

[Mophead]

When they arrived they discovered someone had stolen the guinness .....

 

[Tom]

....from right under their......

 

[Wilier]

.....butt cheeks, the Guiness had been replaced by..........

 

[~YuckFou~]

.......lard.......

 

[~Lazarus~]

which created a perfect caste of their ....

 

[legendario]

..bashed in monster munch...

 

[scooby-doo]

and when the lard melted they found

 

[Tom]

.....some shotteh shells....

 

[S-Gray]

...which where from earlier, when Super_Gray shot Tom...

 

[Munkey-]

slowly munkey stirred in their stomachs, plotting his revenge

 

[puma-fs]

by magically turning all sandwiches into cheese&onion...

 

[legendario]

...flavoured wasps.....

 

[Tom]

.....with viscious.....

 

[S-Gray]

...blood sucking teeth..

 

[legendario]

...and evil yellow pants...

 

[Tom]

....to hold the onions in.....

 

[Mophead]

But little did munkey know, his wasps were about to .....

 

[ECA]

......sting ch3tan to death.........

 

[Ch3tan]

<note> the story died after page 4, replies got muddled, made no sense. But the thing that really bit the bullet was yet another lame reply from ECA.

 

[Munkey-]

<slowly the rats abondoned ship>

 

[scooby-doo]

the end.


thank fuck.

 

[legendario]

All characters in portrayed within this story were all real and any resemblance to people living or dead was not an uncanny coincidence.

copyright 2002 - Barryworld mindeless drivel forum

 

[Tom]

That will be £5.99 please

 

[scooby-doo]

£5.99 for that shat.

 

[Tom]

...to which you contributed...

 

[puma-fs]

already by paying your tax to Gordon Brown..