The absolute worst jokes you know thread

[Saveus]

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your front porch.

~ Mat

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on ure desk once a month.

~bill

what do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall?

~art

 

[Basic_X]

bump, i want more jokes

 

[Cadiva]

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

~ Cliff

What do you call a woman balancing a tray of beers on her head?

~ Beatrix

What do you call a woman balancing a tray of beers on her head while playing pool?

~ Beatrix Potter

 

[Yshynsin]

WHat happened to the Frog when he broke down.

He got toad away

 

[evzy]

Why did the chicken cross the road?







To get to the other side

 

[Ezteq]

hooker jokes!!


whatdya call a one legged hooker? - Ileane!


whatdya call a no legged hooker? - cash and carry!


Whaddaya call a hooker with white eyes?- full!!

how do you make a hormone? - dont pay her!!!

ok ok ill stop lol

 

[tookha]

how do you make a hormone? - dont pay her!!!

lol, love it 8)

 

[Mikah75]

hooker jokes!!


whatdya call a one legged hooker? - Ileane!


whatdya call a no legged hooker? - cash and carry!


Whaddaya call a hooker with white eyes?- full!!

how do you make a hormone? - dont pay her!!!

ok ok ill stop lol

 

[Lamp]

What's an Essex girl's favourite wine ?

(whine) I wanna go to Lakeside !

 

[Pirkel]

How many lesbians does it take to screw in a light bulb

2 , One to screw in the bulb , the other to remark how much better it is than doing it with a man.

Made me lol!

 

[Pirkel]

What do you call a lame post ?

Lame

What do you call a lame poster?

Lamp

No offence just thought it was funny to add 2 letters and change one.