Football The 2015/2016 Season Thread

[Raven]

Arsenal to play Barca. Arsenal player to get sent off for looking at the corner flag in a funny way. Barca to score 2 offside goals and the ref to get a hatrick.

 

[CorNokZ]

Arsenal to play Barca. Arsenal player to get sent off for looking at the corner flag in a funny way. Barca to score 2 offside goals and the ref to get a hatrick.

Probability of this is 89.765%

 

[Ormorof]

Albania and Armenia are being investigated for match fixingtheir latest european champ qualifier and if proven could end up booted

Denmark to qualify for a european chpionship after a balkan nation is disqualified?! Ive read this story before...

 

[Raven]

The back of a beermat journalism is strong today.

Costa back to Spain
Neymar, Ronaldo, Bale and Stones to UTD
Maureen back to Real

You couldn't make it up (Unless you are a tabloid hack)

 

[Billargh]

Costa to Spain and Chelsea to grab Lacazette before he flops for them.
Neymar, Ronaldo, Bale and Stones to Man Utd, only to finish 5th the next season. That's LVG progress.
Maureen to Real to be sacked after 10 games for being a dull cunt.

 

[CorNokZ]

Albania and Armenia are being investigated for match fixingtheir latest european champ qualifier and if proven could end up booted

Denmark to qualify for a european chpionship after a balkan nation is disqualified?! Ive read this story before...

It is in the bag mate. '92 all over. Just send the cup up north. No need to play. Åge Hareide Dynasty. Bendtner, Lord of Europe. Get rekt UEFA. This is our year lads.

Denmark confirmed as European Champions 2016

How does this make the britbongs feel about this?

 

[Aoami]

It is in the bag mate. '92 all over. Just send the cup up north. No need to play. Åge Hareide Dynasty. Bendtner, Lord of Europe. Get rekt UEFA. This is our year lads.

Denmark confirmed as European Champions 2016

How does this make the britbongs feel about this?

(i think) we didn't qualify for euro 92, so that was clearly the only thing stopping the nordic march to glory

 

[CorNokZ]

(i think) we didn't qualify for euro 92, so that was clearly the only thing stopping the nordic march to glory

We didn't qualify(you did, and we even played), yet we still won the cup

ayyyy

 

[caLLous]

This should be interesting. Bournemouth haven't beaten a big team yet but they're already in the lead.

 

[caLLous]

England vs Wales in the Euros. Oh lummy.

 

[Billargh]

Bournemouth's goal was cheeky as fuck.

 

[CorNokZ]

 

[caLLous]

T'riffic.

 

[CorNokZ]

Has LVG totally lost it? 5 minutes left, one sub to go and he brings on Phil Jones? 3 wins and 10 goals in the last 12 matches.. Whew lads, this is a slippery slope!

 

[caLLous]

So glad we went with Poch (sorry @Aoami). LVG looks like he doesn't know what he's doing, half the time.

 

[Ormorof]

And the other half he looks like he knows what hes doing but really doesnt?


Guardiolas contract ends at end of season...

 

[caLLous]

Plus, LVG has a seriously unfortunate face. And he does that "sound like a cunt" thing that some Dutch people do when they speak English.

 

[Raven]

Top of the table!

 

[Hawkwind]

England vs Wales in the Euros. Oh lummy.

Sales of Wales kit to sky rocket in Scotland!

 

[caLLous]

Come on Vil...Oh.

 

[Billargh]

It's beautiful watching Villa be so catastrophically bad and seeing Arsenal just toying with them.

 

[soze]

A Villa goal would have made that interesting. But all in all an efficient display and not a bad result coming off the midweek game.

 

[soze]

What a good weekend so far. Now just need Leicester and Chelsea to somehow find a way to both get no points.

 

[Lethul]

Though group for Sweden, 0 points?

 

[Raven]

Kane...one season wonder?

 

[soze]

Kane...one season wonder?

Nah he will be class. But he had a break out season and now people have figured him out a bit, he will carry on developing and carry on improving. Typical English player though much to much and much to young and has been set up to fail. Ali will be the same, Sterling is the same.

 

[caLLous]

He's already proved he isn't a one season wonder, @Raven is just being really really slow. Kane's work-rate is phenomenal, even if he isn't scoring goals (which he very obviously has been) he is involved in pretty much everything all over the pitch from the first whistle to the last. Half of the team was off the pace in the second half today, for whatever reason.

 

[Billargh]

Why didn't I put more than a quid on for us to beat Spurs after we went 1-0 down? It was 33/1

 

[Raven]

He's already proved he isn't a one season wonder, @Raven is just being really really slow. Kane's work-rate is phenomenal, even if he isn't scoring goals (which he very obviously has been) he is involved in pretty much everything all over the pitch from the first whistle to the last. Half of the team was off the pace in the second half today, for whatever reason.

No need to get sand in your vagina (yet again, its beyond tedious now...)

I had him as captain today in FF and he has obviously face planted.

 

[Raven]

Why didn't I put more than a quid on for us to beat Spurs after we went 1-0 down? It was 33/1

I had money on Spurs doing you 3.1

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