The rumours are that Liverpool can't afford to bring anyone in, even with Carroll's 80k/week wages covered, some cash for the loan and money from Adam.
We're trying for Dempsey but won't stump up more than 4.5m. Sturridge is a no-no too apparently. That leaves us with Adam Morgan and Luis Suarez as strikers.
Do you think our new lot are asset strippers too?
Players model themselves on Carrick now? What's the world coming to.Don't know much about Aston Villa's new signing, 22-year-old midfielder Ashley Westwood, who has just joined from Crewe? Here is the man himself to tell you.
Westwood said: "I see myself as a Michael Carrick-type of player, someone who stays out of the limelight and keeps it simple, retaining the ball and laying it off to team-mates.
Just £6m for Dempsey. Liverpool missed a trick there.