Football The 2011/2012 Season Thread

[Vladamir]

First thing I thought when I saw that was about how much I miss Maka.

‪AMAZING!!! Makelele Goal vs Tottenham.. !!!CFC!!!‬‏ - YouTube

‪Makelele Goal v Charlton carnage celebrations Champions 2005‬‏ - YouTube

 

[megadave]

2 more than mikel in the league!

 

[Vladamir]

Probably 2" more in the shower too!

 

[Keitanz]

Alberto Aquilani will "definitely" be remaining at Liverpool - ESPN Soccernet

How many midfielders are Liverpool going to be playing next season? :S

 

[Raven]

Alberto Aquilani will "definitely" be remaining at Liverpool - ESPN Soccernet

How many midfielders are Liverpool going to be playing next season? :S

11

The Daily Mash - Liverpool to experiment with 0-11-0 formation

 

[eksdee]

‪AMAZING!!! Makelele Goal vs Tottenham.. !!!CFC!!!‬‏ - YouTube

‪Makelele Goal v Charlton carnage celebrations Champions 2005‬‏ - YouTube

Ah god. Such a great player. Great memories.

As for the reference to the great man's manhood:

During an interview one day, John Terry was asked which of his colleagues he thought had the most skill. "A little bit of Joe Cole," he replied. "And [Zinedine] Zidane probably, with Beckham's right foot." And speed? "[Thierry] Henry," he replied. Best hair? "Becks," he said, and then... "Before you go on, can I just nominate [Claude] Makelele for his cock?" Er - what? "Makelele's cock. It's huge! Like a beer can, it's swinging..."

 

[megadave]

what a goal

‪Jenkinson ( OWN ) Goal on Arsenal ( Amazing ) -

 

[Vladamir]

Arsenal bottling it before the season's even started

 

[Wazzerphuk]

He's following in the great tradition of Arsenal right backs lobbing their own keeper, starting with Lee Dixon:

‪Arsenal - Coventry (1991): Lee Dixon own goal‬‏ - YouTube

 

[eksdee]

GOURLAY: SIGNINGS IMMINENT | Latest Chelsea News | Team & Transfer News | Chelsea FC | Chelsea

Eager to see who they go after. It really needs to be a creative midfielder and a right winger of some description, but I'm almost certain we'll sign another two centre forwards.

 

[Vladamir]

It'll probably be Romelu and Lukaku or Courtois, total anticlimax

 

[eksdee]

Nah he says in the article "after the signing of Romeu" (which also infers it is all but signed and sealed, while I thought he hadn't yet agreed terms?) so he is talking about further targets. Lukaku could well be one of them though, yep. Another young prospect for us to ruin.

 

[Vladamir]

If he does come in, send him and Sturridge out to the same team to form a partnership for a season

 

[Corran]

Bin-man been banned from any involvement with football (National or international) for life. Clearly this is now going to be pulled into public courts (sport arbitration) and it be interesting to see if shit about Warner comes out. Clearly his deal with FIFA was to quit his post, so he can re-enter when the dust settles as the investigation into him was dropped.

Should be interesting to see what comes from this

 

[JingleBells]

Kinky

 

[eksdee]

I like that the pic was taken by Willie Vass.

 

[Keitanz]

I was expecting someone to say shit about Liverpool losing 3-0 to Hull.

 

[eksdee]

Having seen Chelsea's pre-season so far I feel in no position to make jokes.

 

[Bahumat]

Man Utd playing Chicaco Fire atm. 1-0 down atm. De Gea, Evra, Fabio, Smalling, Jones, Carrick, Clevely, Obertan, Welbeck, Diouf, Berbatov. Looks insanely hot there!

 

[Keitanz]

I'm surprised that Berbatov has not been sold yet.

 

[cHodAX]

Man Utd playing Chicaco Fire atm. 1-0 down atm. De Gea, Evra, Fabio, Smalling, Jones, Carrick, Clevely, Obertan, Welbeck, Diouf, Berbatov. Looks insanely hot there!

Yeah some mad weather in middle America at the moment it seems, a few places over 40c. Fergie giving the next gen a run out it seems, fingers crossed they can give a good account of themselves.

 

[Bahumat]

Yeah some mad weather in middle America at the moment it seems, a few places over 40c. Fergie giving the next gen a run out it seems, fingers crossed they can give a good account of themselves.

You can see they are not used to playing with each other. Obertan has made alot of runs with and without the ball, although his end product has been poor. The others have been a bit 'ball watching' and static.

Commentators said there will be alot of changes at half time.

 

[Bahumat]

Park's come on yaay! Mr Stamina!

 

[Bahumat]

Great goal by ROoney. Ball gets chipped into the box from deep. Bounces once and he lobs their goalie

 

[Bahumat]

Fabio just ran to the byline, then smashed it into the near post.

In English. Rafael ran to the byline and hit it into the far post.

 

[eksdee]

Is posting five times in a row a disease of Utd fans or have you just caught Chod's aids sexually, Bahu?

 

[Bahumat]

Is posting five times in a row a disease of Utd fans or have you just caught Chod's aids sexually, Bahu?

Just providing a bit of info for the Man Utd fans Nani scored a lovely goal too 3-1 final result. EAT DICK Chicago Fire

 

[eksdee]

Avoiding the question. Sexually it is, then.

 

[Bahumat]

Avoiding the question. Sexually it is, then.

How dare you Miri! Oh go on then, but this time I'm the man!

 

[cHodAX]

Liverpool got battered 3-0 by Hull!