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Atomic Ram.
Usually a precursor to diarrhea, this messy abomination starts with a rumbling in the lower abdominal region. This is followed by a tightening of the buttocks and usually gives barely enough of a warning for you to make it to the rammer in time. This ram is an explosion of catastrophic proportion. It may have enough force to create a loss of personal gravity. The force of semi liquid ram, peanut style chunks and rapid methane emission is so great, it causes you to hover over the toilet floating in dismay.
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