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Gamah

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Bugz said:
a) It wasn't Gamah, twas me. Gamah has an age of like 9 ffs! :D

b) Obviously, she has already seen the doctor to be on the pill and we know it suits her. But if you read the thread before your attempt at 'le flame' you would have known that the pill, even when working completely properly, has a success rate of about ~99%. Statistically, that'll fuck a normal couple over in ... a year? Maybe less.

We've decided to go condom style btw and I shall be raiding many clinics soon xD

P.S - anyone tried flavoured ones? Expensive though...

Respect your elders you little shitbag.
 

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Naetha said:
At least you can make an informed decision. I just think its better to ask, than not to ask.

but with serious matters its not possible to make an informed decision when -

a)the person asking doesnt know what is correct
b)the person advising may not be totally accurate
 

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tris- said:
but with serious matters its not possible to make an informed decision when -

a)the person asking doesnt know what is correct
b)the person advising may not be totally accurate

But in a catch 22 - maybe your statement about stuff not being informed is not informed itself and therefore stuff that may be informed is informed but may not be because it also applies that said person may not be informed but thats assuming that your statement is informed and therefore potentially the other is not informed. SO who informed the informed eh..... eh..... exactly my point*!

Gawd I'm bored today.



*no idea what that is mind you.
 

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Gamah said:
Respect your elders you little shitbag.

That statement did make me LOL in teh office - not because of who it was directed at but just a funny grrrr statement :)
 

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Blackjack said:
We only want what is best for him :p

A family is what i tell thee!

You're no spring chickhen Bugz, think its time to settle down.
 

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If his gf gets preggers he might stop posting here.

Bugz is your both standing she cant get pregenet not need for pills or johnnys.
 

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Gamah said:
If his gf gets preggers he might stop posting here.

vlad on msn said he might get herpes too.

it was funnier when he said it tbh :(
 

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Tis funny how the usual people try to pick on things within a post.

It's as if they must not get enough sex at home or sommet... xD
 

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I only got to page 4 of the replies here but alot of the advice in this thread is just plain WRONG.

Firstly, the 7 day before effectiveness, this varies according to the type of pill for some it is two weeks for some it is until the next period. The leaflet that comes with it will tell you when it is 'safe'.

Second, if you forget to take one. The impact of this depends entirely on the type of pill. Some types (mostly combined pills) have a 12 hour 'grace' period others have only a 2 hour window. To be effective the pill should be taken at the same time of day every day. I've been taking the pill for over 18 years (no lectures on health risks thanks I am well informed about them) in that time I have forgotten to take it once and once took it from the wrong end of the packet. Other risk factors here are antibiotics and illness as vomting or diarrohea will mean you haven't kept enough of the hormones in your body for it to be effective.

Third, 99% effectiveness does not mean that statistically you'll get pregnant if you have sex 100 times. Even ignoring probability theory of those 100 times you would not get pregnant the majority of them even with no protection at all.

Fourth, prescriptions for contraceptives in the UK are free.
 

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Gamah said:
If his gf gets preggers he might stop posting here.

Bugz is your both standing she cant get pregenet not need for pills or johnnys.

it's true. i've never got pregnant from that.
 

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Bugz said:
Tis funny how the usual people try to pick on things within a post.

It's as if they must not get enough sex at home or sommet... xD

Why post here would be my first question? Are you that devoid of initative to find out on your own?

Do you just want attention? HI EVERYONE IM BUGZ AND IM HAVING SEX! Seen as you seem to bring it up in most posts and make a million threads about it. SO then you cap off the point by saying we dont get any, probably because we don't go on about it 24/7? I am not going to go down the "I have more sex than joo" route, I am satisfied with my sex life and thats enough for me. I hope you dont get your little chav pregnent last thing we need is another mouthy little shit like you around.
 

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Gamah said:
Why post here would be my first question? Are you that devoid of initative to find out on your own?

Do you just want attention? HI EVERYONE IM BUGZ AND IM HAVING SEX! Seen as you seem to bring it up in most posts and make a million threads about it. SO then you cap off the point by saying we dont get any, probably because we don't go on about it 24/7? I am not going to go down the "I have more sex than joo" route, I am satisfied with my sex life and thats enough for me. I hope you dont get your little chav pregnent last thing we need is another mouthy little shit like you around.

So easy to provoke.

Lawl.

Seriously now, only educated responses please. That means you can't come play in this thread Gamah :(
 

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i wank everyday.

id suggest you put the little scrote on ignore. i can tell you it makes it a lot easier to read things without a post full of childish shit from him popping up everywhere :)
 

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Bugz said:
So easy to provoke.

Lawl.

err?

Edit: I'm affraid I can, I probably have more knowledge of this stuff than you 10 fold due to my mum working in family planning for 6 years. I already tried to be helpful but you replyed by the usual Bugz twatishness so you can fuck off.
 

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harsh gamah

Fair play to the lad genuinly asking about contraception.

Bugz imo the pill is good its like a safety net for those drunken nights out when you stop off in a bush for a quick hammer (we've all been there they rock!) and no johnnies
 

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Bugz is far more wise than us, we have no chance, he puts wd40 on his breaks cos they squeaked :(
 

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Thread can be locked. (I guess that's me requesting it ^^)

A few helpfuls have given me sound advice and I'll be adding rep to them very soon. I apologize for the minor nobodies that have ruined the thread and I know they seem to enjoy doing so, rather than having an educated and informative discussion.

I'm sure others learnt new things from the post too so all is good.

For Gamah, Tris and co. Please grow up. I posted here looking for thoughts, opinions and people's own experiances. I didn't ask for abuse or sarcastic comments. I know you find it hard to post respectably in a serious thread but from now on, if you have the urge to post silly things, just don't post at all.

Thanks again to the minority.
 

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he is indeed a master of life.

as im sure all of us were when we 10 or how ever old he is.
 

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Amildin said:
Bugz is far more wise than us, we have no chance, he puts wd40 on his breaks cos they squeaked :(


:worthy: :worthy: :worthy:
 

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i personally am not a fan of remarks like OMG young!!!

When i was 17 i was more educated and had more experience with stuff no-one could imagine than someone 10 years older

I'm 24 now but as mature as any 30yo the army does that
 

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Amildin said:
Bugz is far more wise than us, we have no chance, he puts wd40 on his breaks cos they squeaked :(

That was his dad, Bugz would have put KY Jelly which he has because he has sex and wants us all to know.
 

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(again Bugz don't take offense please)

But this thread/the last couple of pages having a go at Bugz (again I am not here tbh) just reminded me of that bit in Road-Trip where they go to give a "donation" and the weedy little one is excluded because "I had sex last night......with a woman"

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Him...
 

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evzy said:
But this thread/the last couple of pages having a go at Bugz.

but there is a reason why this happens. he asks for answers, people give them then he returns to say thats stupid. he always try to say something to show he maybe better than someone else.
why ask if you say peoples answers are stupid when you dont even know what the fuck is right or wrong?
 

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Gamah said:
That was his dad, Bugz would have put KY Jelly which he has because he has sex and wants us all to know.

I challenge you to find me a quote, which is taken out of topic of a thread, in which I tell you guys that 'ololo i had sex much' or w/e. If your not spouting your usual load of silly one liners then you'll be able to find one. By the way Gamah, if you have read the post to which you replied abusively, it was all in fun and games.


@Tris - Actually, I never said anything was stupid. I argued with you because you said I apparently dont give a flying fuck about this whole situation. Which is totally laughable.

/Sigh - It seems to be pick on Bugz day yay ! :mad:
 

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tris- said:
but there is a reason why this happens. he asks for answers, people give them then he returns to say thats stupid. he always try to say something to show he maybe better than someone else.
why ask if you say peoples answers are stupid when you dont even know what the fuck is right or wrong?

I know what you are saying - but its comedy gold to me the Bugz/Gamah fued - keeps me entertained no end :)

It takes a lot to offend me - there has only ever been 2/3 people on here who ever really wound me up - the first time it happened I left FH for 6m+ as I just couldnt be bothered with the nonsense but these days not a lot winds me up tbh - I am big enough, ugly enough and old enough to ignore most things..

Was still chuffed when tamptap or whatever his name was, got banned. People like him should be kept away from PC's - unless they are in the bath.
 
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