teh olde thread. as in content, not me you biznitches :p

[TdC]

nice thread on BW
By tdc on Tuesday, 17:00 - 4/2/2003

Where are you and what are you upto?
at work reading this forum and being busy. one of our systems has just dropped a cpu :/
[highlight]I'm at my desk feeding old entries from my diary log into my new log thingy[/highlight]

Do you think what you do is worthwhile?
for me, yes. for others, yes.
[highlight]same answer heh[/highlight]

When was the last time you were really pissed?
really pished? aaaages ago...
[highlight]same answer.[/highlight]

Tell us a joke:
why did the fetishist cross the road? because he was embedded in a chicken.
[highlight]At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador turned to the Japanese ambassador and whispered, "When was your last election?" The Japanese ambassador turned bright red and whispered back, "before bleakfast."[/highlight]

Who was the last person you texted and what did it say?
my mate max, to ask if he had his central heating online again
[highlight]my gf to tell her I'd left my keys at work[/highlight]

Who would you least like to see naked?
my mother
[highlight]same answer heh[/highlight]

Who would you like to punch?
the bloke who was looking over my shoulder just now :/
[highlight]nobody. I'm a really peaceable bloke tbh[/highlight]

What does God look like?
I believe in a higher plane of existance, but not in a god or gods.
[highlight]same answer heh[/highlight]

Who do you love?
my family and my friends
[highlight]same[/highlight]

What fantasy do you still have to fulfill?
mmm I can't say as I'd prolly get banned
2nd choice: I want to climb a mountain
[highlight]aaaaaannnd....still the same answer heh[/highlight]

What's the best thing you've heard in the last 16 years musically?
um...have to be Pink Floyd
[highlight]the floyd, and radiohead too imo[/highlight]

What's your idea of Heaven?
a world without fear
[highlight]same answer heh[/highlight]

And your idea of Hell?
this world, but without the few things that make it bearable
[highlight]same answer heh[/highlight]

What do you want 200 of?
...teen girls in my hareem? ...truckloads of cash would be nice too tbh. yes, I'm that shallow.
[highlight]I'd still not mind a hareem tbh, so same answer [/highlight]

What's the best bit of advice you've ever recieved?
Don't quit school you lazy fuck. I said this to myself.
[highlight]same answer[/highlight]

Who is the greatest living Englishman?
all the truely great englishmen are dead :/
[highlight]same answer heh[/highlight]

What's been the highlight of the last 16 years?
My mum getting better after a dose of the big C.
[highlight]same answer, but in the second place spot me meeting my girlfriend. yersh, I'm soppy like that [/highlight]

And the low point?
dad passing away. mum getting the big C
[highlight]same answer.[/highlight]

What's the worst chat-up line you've ever heard?
"Are you horny or do you want a cookie?"
[highlight]"aww fuck it. fancy a shag?" - according to Xtro I may actually have said this myself.[/highlight]

When was the last time you did the washing up?
ummm....iirc last friday
[highlight]couple of weeks ago. my cleaner does it for me. joy [/highlight]

What's next?
back to work...
[highlight]a wee drink, then sleep[/highlight]

old thread on bw. my answers from a year and a half ago, and my new answers in highlight tags. I don't really change much I gather, or perhaps nothing ever happens to me. feel free to answer the questions heh.

 

[nath]

the floyd, and radiohead too imo

Good man

 

[mank!]

I shall construct my own reply, because I assume that's one of the reason you're resurrected it and not just for self-indulgence. And because I'm bored.

Where are you and what are you upto?
Wide awake at 2am feeling sad, lonely, confused and a tad angry. In life, fuck knows.

Do you think what you do is worthwhile?
hahahahaha. no.

When was the last time you were really pissed?
Drunk pissed? Christmas.
Pissed off? At football today. I told a random person to shut the fuck up because he kept moaning.

Tell us a joke:
no

Who was the last person you texted and what did it say?
Li and it was about how my life is cruelly ironic and somebody must hate me a great deal. Angst rocks.

Who would you least like to see naked?
*shrug*

Who would you like to punch?
The bloke I told to shut up at football. It's probably good that I resist that urge.

What does God look like?
God made man in his own image, so he probably looks like me.

Who do you love?
Sarah

What fantasy do you still have to fulfill?
I'd like to step out onto the hallowed turf of The County Ground as a Swindon Town player but that'll never happen.

What's the best thing you've heard in the last 16 years musically?
The Smiths

What's your idea of Heaven?
A land where everybody listens to good music, Swindon are successful, peace reigns the land and women aren't evil sirens.

And your idea of Hell?
Something vaguely resembling this except without the brief respite music and football offers.

What do you want 200 of?
£200,000,000 would do nicely thanks.

What's the best bit of advice you've ever recieved?
"Don't quit school you lazy fuck. I said this to myself."
That's the best bit of advice I never receieved.

Who is the greatest living Englishman?
Morrissey

What's been the highlight of the last 16 years?
Last season, nearly beating Brighton in the playoffs to get to Cardiff and play Bristol City. Going to Madrid.

And the low point?
Losing on penalties to Brighton, losing on penalties to Portugal, coming home from Cardiff and most of the past three years.

What's the worst chat-up line you've ever heard?
Nice legs luv, what time do they open?

When was the last time you did the washing up?
hello dishwasher

What's next?
Watch Sky Sports News until I pass out.

 

[Frizz]

Where are you and what are you upto?
At home, getting ready for bed.

Do you think what you do is worthwhile?
If it gets me money, then yeah. I like to think that everything i do is worthwhile though.

When was the last time you were really pissed?
The Friday just gone i was a bit ticking, but if you mean paralytic, then it's Bournemouth last year for a friends birthday. Way too much Vodka, Sambuca et al.

Tell us a joke:
Can't. Think. Of. Any.

Who was the last person you texted and what did it say?
Christ, can't remember. May have been my number to someone...

Who would you least like to see naked?
I could go on forever, so i'll keep the answer to myself.

Who would you like to punch?
No-one at the moment.

What does God look like?
...ummmm, i don't believe.

Who do you love?
Family, friends, and having just seen The Girl Next Door; Elisha Cuthbert.

What fantasy do you still have to fulfill?
Y'know, i've never thought about something like that properly. So i dunno.

What's the best thing you've heard in the last 16 years musically?
Quite possibly David Gray's White Ladder.

What's your idea of Heaven?
As shallow as it sounds, a world where everyone is beautiful, and everyone could get along. No agro.

And your idea of Hell?
If i was alone.

What do you want 200 of?
200 million pounds please!

What's the best bit of advice you've ever received?
Simply "Go for it".

Who is the greatest living Englishman?
I have no idea.

What's been the highlight of the last 16 years?
I don't have a highlight. There've been so many top-quality occasions for me.

And the low point?
Of course, these balance out the good times. But one does stand out. And that involves a girl. I won't go there heh.

What's the worst chat-up line you've ever heard?
Can't think of any off the top of my head. :/

When was the last time you did the washing up?
Couple of days ago.

What's next?
The Army.

 

[mank!]

haha, I accuse tdc of being self indulgent then I reply with that. I have a livejournal for that.

 

[TdC]

I shall construct my own reply, because I assume that's one of the reason you're resurrected it and not just for self-indulgence. And because I'm bored.

you're correct on all counts young mank.

 

[mank!]

Young? That once young irritating pompous arrogant arsehole of old is now eighteen...and still an irritating pompous arrogant arsehole. Except I can spell a bit better and I'm more cynical.

 

[TdC]

I'm feeling terribly old atm. I pine for my youth. revel in thyself mank, for this is, strange as it may seem, the time of angels and bliss, and you'll only know it once it's gone.

guh I need to get a grip

 

[Cyfr]

Where are you and what are you upto?
About to go to bed at 2am, posting on here and learning about soggy biscuit games on irc.

Do you think what you do is worthwhile?
no.

When was the last time you were really pissed?
Drunk pissed: a few months ago at some party
Pissed: My PC pisses me off daily

Tell us a joke:
Why did Prince Charles's cock keep changing colour?
He kept sticking it in dye.

Who was the last person you texted and what did it say?
I last texted Xest asking about mail order brides...

Who would you least like to see naked?
Mum

Who would you like to punch?
Nobody, violence solves nothing.

What does God look like?
Black and prolly has a beard (if he exists)

Who do you love?
Don't truely love anyone, fancy on a number of girls

What fantasy do you still have to fulfill?
Get laid?

What's the best thing you've heard in the last 16 years musically?
God I dunno, don't really listen to music

What's your idea of Heaven?
A land where everybody has phat internet connections and lives in peace, like Sweden but without the people.

And your idea of Hell?
Being surrounded by townies doing stuff they shouldnt.

What do you want 200 of?
Girls!

What's the best bit of advice you've ever recieved?
I've had lots of advice from people here, not that it worked or anything

Who is the greatest living Englishman?
Nobody really stands out.. Tedthedog and Deebs for providing these forums I guess

What's been the highlight of the last 16 years?
Broadband.

And the low point?
Terrorist attacks of 9/11 lead some governments to kill millions of inocent people for their own greed

What's the worst chat-up line you've ever heard?
Any would be greatly appreciated.

When was the last time you did the washing up?
never.

What's next?
Irc then bed

 

[mank!]

I'm feeling terribly old atm. I pine for my youth. revel in thyself mank, for this is, strange as it may seem, the time of angels and bliss, and you'll only know it once it's gone.

guh I need to get a grip

It sounds stupid but as soon as I hit 18 I felt old. Really really old. Depressingly old. This really isn't the time of angels and bliss though, and if it is then I might as well kill myself now.

 

[TdC]

imo that's the great irony of life mate, one knows not what one has untill it's gone. seriously, I'm not kidding.

 

[nath]

It'll get better Mank. I mean, I'm not really talking from personal experience but I know loads of people who were miserable in their teens and got through it. Tbh I don't really understand people who say their young years were the greatest, it's bollocks :\


edit: some people do just have shit teen years and only get to enjoying til later, teed.

 

[TdC]

when I was 18 I was awash in a sea of angst, music, the desire to shag just about any human female excluding my mum...and drugs. I didn't particularly have a lot of fun inasmuch as people define fun, but I'd do it all over again in a flash tbh.

 

[nath]

Yeah, but it's not like that for everyone. I'd like to go back to when I was 16 every now and again, but only so I could crack some skulls. Honestly, not everyone had such a fantastic time

 

[mank!]

I'm awash with angst and music alright but the rest is more or less non-existent. I need a job to get on with my life but I'm not able to work because of "my depression", so it's a catch-22 situation. It's also fucking hard to find anything and I'm too stubborn to work in a supermarket stacking shelves.

 

[nath]

Not meaning to in anyway take away from what you're feeling, but it's not abnormal. You'll be fine, just don't beat yourself up about feeling shit - that's completely pointless.

 

[mank!]

It's more than just teenage angst, it's very complicated and it gets on my nerves when people invariably dismiss it as just that. I'm not asking for special treatment or any concern, attention etc but yeah. People make assumptions based on the little I give away and those assumptions come across as fairly patronising, whether intended or not. I can't really explain what I'm trying to say, just that there's a lot more to how I feel than teenage angst, which is undoubtedly part of it and I'll grow out of it eventually.

 

[TdC]

I've worked in a supermarket. several in fact. other than that, nath beat me to the post. I learnt that looking past your immediate situation towards future goals helps, and putting the present to work for future betterment isn't too shabby an idea. translation: stacking shelves for a few hours balances out when you're blowing your hard-earned dosh at a cool concert.

 

[nath]

I never meant to say what you were going through was teen angst, I just meant that a lot of people your age go through tough times and are miserable.

It's difficult to explain what I'm saying without it sounding like me putting it down to just teen angst, but I assure you I don't think that's what you're going through - I just think that eventually you'll muddle through it and you will be ok. I do stand by my point though, don't feel shit about feeling shit - just feel shit. If you're depressed, unless it's an imbalance of seratonin in the brain or whatever then there's obviously shit you need to work through that won't get resolved by self loathing/self criticism. Ok I'm jumping to conclusions based on things that I went through, but anyhoo. All I really meant is, cheer up - it won't always be this way

Unless you're me, but then you couldn't possibly be as shit as me!

 

[Bodhi]

Where are you and what are you upto?

Sitting on the couch, smoking pot, eating Doritos Latinos. I too am cursing low Seratonin levels, but I feel this case may be self induced.

Do you think what you do is worthwhile?

Yes. It provides me with a constant source of amusement.

When was the last time you were really pissed?
Last night.


Tell us a joke:

I pulled a 36 year old last night. Score.

Who was the last person you texted and what did it say?

This girl called Abbi, apologizing for not being able to come and see her at work cos the pub she works at was full by the time i got there oh and a little x at the end. She's special.


Who would you least like to see naked?

My gran.
Who would you like to punch?

Abbi's boyfriend

What does God look like?

Kevin my invisible friend.

Who do you love?

Not telling!

What fantasy do you still have to fulfill?

Heh, those will stay in my head thankyouverymuch. They are for my enjoyment alone.

What's the best thing you've heard in the last 16 years musically?

Faith No More


What's your idea of Heaven?

To be Christina Aguilera for the day. A day she doesn't have to leave the house.

And your idea of Hell?

Birmingham.

What do you want 200 of?

Girlz. tits. Feck.

What's the best bit of advice you've ever recieved?

Man who go to bed with itchy arse wake up with smelly finger.

Who is the greatest living Scotsman?

Billy Connolly. Simply for being the funniest man alive.

What's been the highlight of the last 16 years?

University. All 6 years of it. Daaaymn i had some fun.

And the low point?

Briefly losing the plot after smoking too much weed. My brain went on holiday for two weeks i don't ever want to remember.

What's the worst chat-up line you've ever heard?

Sit on my face and tell me that you love me!

When was the last time you did the washing up?

Thanks mum.

What's next?
A spot of bowel emptying then bed.[/QUOTE]

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Where are you and what are you upto?
At home, lying in bed pretending to myself I don't wake up so early every day.

Do you think what you do is worthwhile?
When working with good developers, yes, when working with bad ones I want to stab everything.

When was the last time you were really pissed?
Gotta be about 4 years ago, maybe more. Not a drinker.

Tell us a joke:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To avoid the dirty old men sucking up crack through special brew cans.

Who was the last person you texted and what did it say?
Really dull this one. Heather - says "It won't let me sign in again after I rebooted... Will be on asap again. Just letting you know I'm not a skank!" after having to reboot during and MSN conversation.

Who would you least like to see naked?
Dot Cotton.

What does God look like?
Depends on your imagination.

Who do you love?
Normally people I shouldn't, or can't.

What fantasy do you still have to fulfill?
FAR too many. This must be fixed.

What's the best thing you've heard in the last 16 years musically?
Probably the Mercyful Fate - Melissa album. Fond memories of listening to vinyl of it in my older brothers room many many years ago.

What's your idea of Heaven?
Not worth thinking about when you don't believe.

And your idea of Hell?
Real life minus good bits.

What do you want 200 of?
200 is a silly number. On those grounds I refuse to answer this question.

What's the best bit of advice you've ever recieved?
Keep going, it will get better.
(They're right you know; it does. Sometimes it can feel like it's dragging on forever but it will lighten.)

Who is the greatest living Englishman?
Probably Dacid Dickenson. Genius.

What's been the highlight of the last 16 years?
The last 3.

And the low point?
1997-2000

What's the worst chat-up line you've ever heard?
I don't get to hear them.

When was the last time you did the washing up?
Weeks? I don't make enough mess to do 'washing up', barely ever eat at home due to there never being anything I can fucking eat here.

What's next?
Will have to wait and see. Could go either way. Will probably find out this week. Immediate short term waiting for people to wake up and find out what they're up to on my first weekend off in a month. \o/

 

[Sissyfoo]

Where are you and what are you upto?

In my room reading REALLY dull research papers.

Do you think what you do is worthwhile?

If it gets me out of this country, then yes. I only say that so I keep going and don't kill everyone in a blind rage. My job is utterly cacktactular.

When was the last time you were really pissed?

Far too long ago.

Tell us a joke:

There are these 3 vampires. The first vampire walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me a shot of blood." The bartender gives him the shot of blood, the vampire drinks it, and leaves.

The second vampire walks into the bar and says, "Bartender, give me a shot of blood." The bartender gives him the shot of blood, the vampire drinks it, and leaves.

The third vampire walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me a shot of water."

The bartender says, "Why do you want a shot of water?"

The vampire pulls out a dirty tampon and says, "Tea time."

Who was the last person you texted and what did it say?

Not gonna say.

Who would you least like to see naked?

My gran...~shudder~

What does God look like?

The Joker

Who do you love?

~shrug~ Nobody as far as I know.

Who do you want to punch?

Everyone who contributed to making me into a bitter, twisted, resentful, anti-social fuck up. Punch them hard with a KNIFE!!

What fantasy do you still have to fulfill?

Good god, so many! Most of them are too violent and evil to be legal though.

What's the best thing you've heard in the last 16 years musically?

Some random Beastie Boys song. No idea what it was but it changed my entire tastes in music. Big time! Wish I could remember what that song was though. I have 5 of their albums and I still haven't found it.

What's your idea of Heaven?

A world where humanity does not exist.

And your idea of Hell?

I'm already there.

What do you want 200 of?

200 suitcases each filled with £1,000,000. I'd keep some for myself, give several suitcases to charities that I think deserve the cash and help my friends achieve their dreams.

What's the best bit of advice you've ever recieved?

follow ur heart. it's your life. you choose ur own destiny.

Who is the greatest living Englishman?

As far as I am concerned all the great ones died a long time ago. Hmm...I'd say Steven Hawkings.

What's been the highlight of the last 16 years?

Leaving school and my many many many enemies behind.

And the low point?

Too many low points. Way too many.

What's the worst chat-up line you've ever heard?

Fat chick: Wanna snog? (didn't work btw)

When was the last time you did the washing up?

About 3 weeks ago when I was on holiday.

What's next?

Write research proposals, apply to Sydney University, try to carry on working at teh office without killing myself/everyone else, keep my chin firmly up. Realistically speaking, life can't get any worse.

 

[nath]

Don't tempt fate, mate

 

[TdC]

I beg to differ fate should be tempted every so often imo, nothing would ever really happen otherwise.

 

[dysfunction]

Where are you and what are you upto?

At home. Playing Doom 3 but taking a break from the tension!



Do you think what you do is worthwhile?

Sometimes.

When was the last time you were really pissed?

Friday night.

Tell us a joke:

I'm no good at telling jokes as I can never remember any!

Who was the last person you texted and what did it say?

Friend asking him when he's arriving in London.

Who would you least like to see naked?

Anne Widdecombe

Who would you like to punch?

nobody

What does God look like?

Himself

Who do you love?

My ex

What fantasy do you still have to fulfill?

For my mind only!

What's the best thing you've heard in the last 16 years musically?

Let me think about this some more...

What's your idea of Heaven?

Free food, Free drink, Free women, Free Entertainment...you get the picture

And your idea of Hell?

Being trapped in a fire

What do you want 200 of?

200 Billion £££'s

What's the best bit of advice you've ever recieved?

Follow your dreams

Who is the greatest living Scotsman?

Billy Connolly.

What's been the highlight of the last 16 years?

University.
Moving to UK
Buying a flat

And the low point?

My Gran passing away

What's the worst chat-up line you've ever heard?

Wait you dropped something.
What?
My jaw

When was the last time you did the washing up?

yesterday

What's next?

Carry on playing Doom3

 

[Bullitt]

Where are you and what are you upto?
In my room half watching return of the king.

Do you think what you do is worthwhile?
Well at the moment its working on my portfolio to help get a job so yes i'd say so.

When was the last time you were really pissed?
Last night/this morning

Tell us a joke:
Q: What does a blonde owl say?
A: What, what?

Who was the last person you texted and what did it say?
A mate asking if he wanted to come out last night, he said no...fuckhead

Who would you least like to see naked?
Joe Brand

Who would you like to punch?
townies

What does God look like?
Me

Who do you love?
nobody yet

What fantasy do you still have to fulfill?
Far too many.

What's the best thing you've heard in the last 16 years musically?
Radiohead for sure.

What's your idea of Heaven?
'The Culture' from the Iain M Banks books

And your idea of Hell?
A place of pain full of sick things i couldnt possibly imagine, i'm not twisted enough

What do you want 200 of?
Smarties, they have the answer.

What's the best bit of advice you've ever recieved?
No matter what, everythings going to be alright.

Who is the greatest living Englishman?
Toughie, errr dunno

What's been the highlight of the last 16 years?
Uni, finding my place in a group of people and feeling the most comfortable ever there.

And the low point?
Seeing old friends from college turn into complete and utter fuckin knobends...in fact note them down in the 'want to punch' section.

Watching my old pet dog die.

What's the worst chat-up line you've ever heard?
*stamp on ice* Now we've broken the ice lets get to know each other properly.

When was the last time you did the washing up?
Eng of july sometime before i moved out of student housing

What's next?
The pub with my mates for the afternoon, long term - hopefully breaking into the games industry as a 3d artist...otherwise my degree is wasted on some office job.

 

[fatbusinessman]

Where are you and what are you upto?

At home. Spending my Sunday productively lazing around, as it should be.

Do you think what you do is worthwhile?

Right at the moment, no. Probably because I'm not doing anything. Really can't wait to get back to Uni, for the combination of working and drinking.

When was the last time you were really pissed?

The day I found out I'd got a First. Spend a couple of hours afterwards singing "The wheels on the room go round and round".

Tell us a joke:

Two fish are in a tank. One says, "How do you drive this?"

Who was the last person you texted and what did it say?

An old friend, asking if she fancied grabbing some lunch in town this week.

Who would you least like to see naked?

Would probably have to be my grandmother.

Who would you like to punch?

Nobody really.

Alright, maybe George Dubya.

What does God look like?

Whatever you want - he exists in the heads of those who believe in him.

Who do you love?

My friends, my family.

What fantasy do you still have to fulfill?

Mine and mine alone.

What's the best thing you've heard in the last 16 years musically?

Radiohead. Live

What's your idea of Heaven?

Being unconditionally happy and fulfilled.

And your idea of Hell?

Being unconditionally empty and miserable.

What do you want 200 of?

Would have to go with the 'millions of pounds' idea. There are other things I want, but one of those is generally enough.

What's the best bit of advice you've ever recieved?

"Sometimes you just have to learn to say 'Fuck you' to people"

Who is the greatest living Scotsman?

Connolly again.

What's been the highlight of the last 16 years?

Probably going to be soppy and say first girlfriend.

And the low point?

The summer of 2003 - I'd prefer not to go into any more detail than that.

What's the worst chat-up line you've ever heard?

I don't hear chat-up lines

When was the last time you did the washing up?

Couple of days ago, I think. Can't remember for certain. That's what parents are for.

What's next?

Finish my degree.
[/QUOTE]

 

[Turamber]

You know after reading some of the posts above I feel a whole lot better about some of the flames I've received from or arguments I've had with some of the posters. Some because they're not very well and others because, well, they have no experience of life - which tends to help one weigh the value of what they have to say ... at this point in time.

I have suffered with clinical depression, even to the point of attempting to take my own life, but if you accept the help that is on offer - be it medication or (preferably) counselling - things can and will get better.

Hang in there, things will get better *shares the love*. If anyone suffering with depression fancies a chat then feel free to PM me. I was lucky enough to receive lots of help when my depression was at it's worst and I am now a lot better.

It's hard to rebuild one's life, though, after a major depression -- not least because a lot of "friends" are only there for the good times, not to listen and not to support. If you need either, or just want to vent, send me a PM

 

[Stimpy]

Where are you and what are you upto?

At home. Waiting for my mate to get here with the food for a barbacue.

Do you think what you do is worthwhile?

Hmmmmmm, probably not no.

When was the last time you were really pissed?

About 3 weeks ago when I visited a friend in Cardiff.

Tell us a joke:

A boy is selling fish, "Dam fish for sale, dam fish for sale" he shouts.

A preacher walks up and asks the boy why he is calling them dam fish.

"I caught them at the dam, so they're dam fish." the boy says.

The preacher buys some, takes them home and asked his wife to cook the dam fish.

His wife looks at him and says, "Preachers aren't supposed to talk like that."

The preacher explains the story and so his wife cooks them, later at the dinner table the preacher asks his son to pass the dam fish.

His son replys, "That's the spirit dad. Pass the fucking potatoes!"

Who was the last person you texted and what did it say?

My mate asking where he was with the damn food.

Who would you least like to see naked?

You.

Who would you like to punch?

All Chavs.

What does God look like?

Like Father Christmas only not as fat.

Who do you love?

Mandy.

What fantasy do you still have to fulfill?

It involves handcuffs two naked woman and a goat.

What's the best thing you've heard in the last 16 years musically?

Pearl Jam.

What's your idea of Heaven?

Money, woman, drink and lots of mind altering drugs all on tap.

And your idea of Hell?

Life without the people I love.

What do you want 200 of?

£1,000,000 cheques.

What's the best bit of advice you've ever recieved?

Don't drink that I think it's bleach.

Who is the greatest living Englishman?

Hmmmm got me on that one.

What's been the highlight of the last 16 years?

You'd just think I was making it up.

And the low point?

My Nan dying.

What's the worst chat-up line you've ever heard?

Show us ya tits.

When was the last time you did the washing up?

Years, dishwashers are the daddy.

What's next?

Answer the door.

 

[Fweddy]

Where are you and what are you upto?

At home. Listening to Reel Big Fish.

Do you think what you do is worthwhile?

I don't really do anything.

When was the last time you were really pissed?

Wednesday.

Tell us a joke:

Why did the chicken cross the park?

To get to the other slide!

Who was the last person you texted and what did it say?

My girlfriend, to tell her i have tonsillitis.

Who would you least like to see naked?

My mum.

Who would you like to punch?

The next person to punch me.

What does God look like?

He looks spookily similar to his brother. Seriously. The resemblance is uncanny.

Who do you love?

My friends and family.

What fantasy do you still have to fulfill?

All of them.

What's the best thing you've heard in the last 16 years musically?

The Presidents of the United States of America - Peaches.

What's your idea of Heaven?

My bed, but much much bigger.

And your idea of Hell?

My mate's bathroom.

What do you want 200 of?

Paperclips.

What's the best bit of advice you've ever recieved?

Don't get in the trolley, you'll get hurt (followed by my mate jumping in, getting pushed into a lamppost, breaking his arm and spending 3 months in a cast).

Who is the greatest living Englishman?

Me.

What's been the highlight of the last 16 years?

Going to Uni.

And the low point?

My Gran dying.

What's the worst chat-up line you've ever heard?

Are you on holiday?

When was the last time you did the washing up?

Friday.

What's next?

Get better, learn about 3d animation, get a job.