'ssup motherf**kers?

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Cap'n Sissyfoo

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Went to apply for some jobs...got bored...came back. I just put Coim and Ekydus on my ignore list instead. :p
 
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old.Dillinja

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Already did that a long time ago, I only read their posts if I think it might concern me. I don't read salty's posts at all anymore and I rarely read adari's. I used to read Repent's if I felt the need to laugh at someone elses expense.
 
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Ekydus

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:(

I can't add myself to my own fucking ignore list. FFS.
 
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Cap'n Sissyfoo

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Ayip...there ain't too much worth replying to in OT these days. :( Not much indeed.
 
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old.Dillinja

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I need one of our good spam sessions to cheer me up. Not enough regulars around though.
 
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Cap'n Sissyfoo

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Yea...that would be good fun. Does Bels venture in here anymore? I've been browsing some of the more recent threads but she seems to have buggered off as well. The d0rfs are falling apart without me to lead them to greatness...or something.

Sooo...whatcha doin? :D
 
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Coim-

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Originally posted by Cap'n Sissyfoo
Went to apply for some jobs...got bored...came back. I just put Coim and Ekydus on my ignore list instead. :p
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Sweeeeeeeet. I would create some uber spam thread like only I can, but I'm on shoddy 56k and not l33t broadband. Takes me about 5 minutes just to reply to a post.
 
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old.Dillinja

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Dunno, she claimed to be stalking me so shes probably watching us right now. ;)

Not doing much really, downloading some racing demo and streaming drum n bass off of a website, and spamming BW of course. You?
 
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Cap'n Sissyfoo

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Looking for intern/volunteer work at some of the large museums and researchy type places in Washington D.C., wishing I had more than 1 cup of tea before I left the flat today (sooo sleepy), doing a bit of spamming and listening to some heavy metal to try and keep me awake. :)

Bels is probably just pining away after me since I left. Poor lass. ;)
 
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old.Dillinja

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Was down the gym with my mates earlier today, reminded myself of how unfit I was and went home after an hour. Fell asleep on the couch then got up and spammed BW.
 
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Conchabar

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Originally posted by old.Dillinja
Was down the gym with my mates earlier today, reminded myself of how unfit I was and went home after an hour. Fell asleep on the couch then got up and spammed BW.
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ah the daily life of a spamer ;)
 
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Cap'n Sissyfoo

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I fell into a Wildean state of mind whereby the gym was only worth going to if you were fit enough to pump iron and not collapse like a wheezing jelly.

I used to go to a gym in Covent Garden that was more of a meat market for extremely gay men. There is just something really unnatural about huge muscular men walking around in skin tight pink lycra shorts and ripped t-shirts that expose their abs and chest.

Ah well, I'm off now (for real this time). Gonna go back and cook me some fajitas!! Hurrar!!
 
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Ala

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Sis' can you please try to get on Jerry Springer? Maybe the topic could be ...."I Pillaged and Wenched My Family!"
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Would be good for a laugh and you'd get to meet other likeminded Pirates! :D
 
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Cap'n Sissyfoo

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Sounds like a plan! Then I could kick their lilly livered asses and declare myself the best and greatest pirate in the whole country.

...not like these mulleted trailer trash, red neck, hill billies will be a challenge! Rah!
 
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old.Dillinja

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It'd be funny if some 20 stone bodybuilder yank walked past your computer just as you were typing that.
 
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Cap'n Sissyfoo

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I'd totally wtfpwn his ass so badly he would wish he had never crossed paths with Cap'n Sissyfoo.

...and I'm in a closed office so its a pretty unlikely scenario! :D

...but if it did I'd be all like BAM! Bitch goes down!
 
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old.Dillinja

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Damn. America really has changed you into one badasss motherfucker! I'm scared just reading your posts.
 
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Cap'n Sissyfoo

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I've always been a bad ass! ...haven't I? :-o
 
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Cap'n Sissyfoo

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Hmm...possibly. You are from london after all. :s
 
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Cap'n Sissyfoo

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I was always too scared to go to the Eastend of London. Freakin' asian wideboys (or is it rudeboys?) and their freakin' R&B shit pumping out of their car stereos. R&B gives me the heebie jeebies.
 
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old.Dillinja

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Then you would have slit your wrists 50 times over if you lived near me. :p

Trust me, it's hell. :D
 
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Cap'n Sissyfoo

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My brother lives in Mile End and whenever I go to visit him I feel like I have entered one of my own nightmares. One of these days I will just walk down Mile End road with a machine gun and shoot the crap out of anyone playing R&B music. ;)
 
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evzy

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~puts his R&b Cd away~

Watcha up to then dude , still sweating like a wycleff p.i.g?

Fill us in on all the excitment that must be happening over there right now....like circumnavigating the fat bloke in the street...
dodge the drive by games....
and in response to an earlier statement about workers in the u.s - its the same all over Newark and New York as well....
Those white folks out there sure dont like to work!

p.s ding....its getting closer..... i can almost smell it..........

p.p.s my bad...the smell was my socks....


~makes mental note that when socks fall off...must change~
 
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Cap'n Sissyfoo

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Don't let your socks get away and start breeding dude or the human race is done for!!

So far I haven't had any problems with the obese fat people. My only enemies so far are the crazy homeless people who tell me the world is about to end (how did they find out about my plans? :eek: ) and...THE POWER WALKERS!! They are every-fucking-where!! I'd be safer and less bruised if I walked in the middle of the street instead of on the sidewalk (american expression for 'pavement' in case some of you bigot monkeys weren't aware :p)!

I have noticed a SERIOUS problem with american t.v. It dawned on me yesterday when I was surfing in a total state of utter and complete boredom that there are...no...boobies AT ALL!! Even on the channel that is supposed to be 'for men' is totally lacking in boobies!! WHERE ARE THE DAMN BOOBIES?! :eek: I suspect that all the problems that America is having with drugs, gang warfare, budgets and crime is related to the total lack of boobies on cable. It is a well known fact that if man doesn't see enough boobies in a day then he turns to crime.

Poor, poor americans. :(
 
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old.Dillinja

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Lol. Never seen so many boobies in one paragraph.
 
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Cap'n Sissyfoo

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Such a strange country. There are prostitutes on (almost) every street corner, crazy homeless people prophesising the end of the world, kids getting blown away at school ... but for some reason they take offense at boobies being shown on t.v. or people using vulgar language.

The Metro system is pretty good though. Beats the crap out of the London subway system.

...although I could probably beat the crap out of the subway using a lego set.

I really need to get a journal to write this crap down in instead of using the forums. :D
 
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old.Dillinja

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I thought that the crazy homeless people were only on films like 12 monkeys etc. They really exist? I'll have to go there just to meet them one day.
 
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Cap'n Sissyfoo

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You haven't lived till you have been accosted by your first crazy homeless person. ;)
 
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