'ssup motherf**kers?

[Cap'n Sissyfoo]

Bump coz I'm bored.

 

[old.Dillinja]

Good to see you mate. Someone here with half a brain for a change.

 

[Aoami]

I seem to attract crazy homeless people in England. I was in Carnaby street once with a few mates and this chap who greatly resembled Steve Buscemi came up and asked me for some change. Naturally i told him to FO, but he couldn't take a hint and proceeded to follow me. Luckily some passing Policemen told him to FO, and he listened to them. Oh and i got slapped by this stoned homeless girl who wanted money and offered me a BJ. She had like black teeth and everything, so i told her that i wouldn't let a horses dick near her mouth, which is probably why she slapped me.

 

['Shy]

/wave

 

[Aoami]

Oh, and also, in Winchester, this beared dwarven lady told me that she could look into my brain and tell me what i was thinking, then use my thoughts against me.

 

[Cap'n Sissyfoo]

Ewww...weirdos piss me off. :-o There should be large game parks where the homeless weirdos can roam free and the rich and decadent can hunt them for a small (i.e. fucking huge) fee!

... and I shall call my safari park ...

AMERICA!

 

[old.Dillinja]

Originally posted by Aoami
Oh, and also, in Winchester, this beared dwarven lady told me that she could look into my brain and tell me what i was thinking, then use my thoughts against me.

I would've said "You don't want to know what I'm thinking."

I bet she would've ran a mile.

 

[Cap'n Sissyfoo]

Soo...whats been going on these last few days? I'm outta the loop. Need the info.

 

[Aoami]

Sweet FA.

Well, actually, people have been whining about Custom Titles. Thats it.

 

[Cap'n Sissyfoo]

Again? Jeez...how pathetic have people become in my absence?

Wait, don't answer that.

 

[Aoami]

Originally posted by Cap'n Sissyfoo
I have noticed a SERIOUS problem with american t.v. It dawned on me yesterday when I was surfing in a total state of utter and complete boredom that there are...no...boobies AT ALL!! Even on the channel that is supposed to be 'for men' is totally lacking in boobies!! WHERE ARE THE DAMN BOOBIES?! I suspect that all the problems that America is having with drugs, gang warfare, budgets and crime is related to the total lack of boobies on cable. It is a well known fact that if man doesn't see enough boobies in a day then he turns to crime.

Poor, poor americans.

IF you get it, theres a film atm on Channel 5 called 'Unlawful Entry'. I havn't switched it on but i'm assuming it's porno, gay or otherwise.

 

[Coim-]

Originally posted by Cap'n Sissyfoo
Soo...whats been going on these last few days? I'm outta the loop. Need the info.

Well, we wtfpwned BG on pryd. Expect movie soon!

 

[Cap'n Sissyfoo]

Fascinating. Anything else?

 

[Coim-]

Well, the custom title whining has been mentioned already... so... not really.

 

[old.Dillinja]

In a sentence: Everyone on the forum has pretty much hit rock bottom except myself and a few others.

 

[Cap'n Sissyfoo]

Name the others!! Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame them!!

 

[Coim-]

Well, I haven't hit rock bottom. Haven't whined all week. Haven't been a 'suck up'. In fact, I've been l33t. Very l33t.

 

[Cap'n Sissyfoo]

Thinking you are l33t is a sign of hitting rock bottom.

...although in your case its just you behaving normally.

 

[Coim-]

Originally posted by Cap'n Sissyfoo
Thinking you are l33t is a sign of hitting rock bottom.

...although in your case its just you behaving normally.

Exactly.

 

[BlitheringIdiot]

Ive been too caught up in arranging 'Teh Plan' that I havent had time to have a personality or anything remotely similar. So I couldnt have hit rock bottom, as Ive done nothing

 

[Cap'n Sissyfoo]

This whole place has hit rock bottom. It hit rock bottom so hard that it went through the floor and came out in Ostraylaya.