'ssup motherf**kers?

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Cap'n Sissyfoo

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Howz yo shiznat on da east side, dawgs? What up? Etc etc etc.

Found a computer! Woo! :D

Soo...had a quick browse through the majority of the threads that have been posted since I left and I have to say...I am disappointed. :mad:

Where is da loooove?

Anyhoo, my first impression of America (since I was here last) is that I am going to be coughing up my lungs by the end of my stay. There seems to be quite a hefty amount of pollution in the air. My second impression is that...ITS FUCKING HOT!! Seriously, I am sweating my ass off over here. Everyone is wearing shorts and t-shirts and I am wandering around in seal fur lined booties and polar bear jumpsuits to ward off the antarctic-like conditions I was warned about. Grr.

I breezed through Customs when I arrived in the States. I was afraid that they were gonna rip my ass wide open to make sure I wasn't carrying any nuclear weapons in my rectum. The guy behind me wasn't so lucky though.

Other than that I don't have much to report. I haven't had the opportunity to go out and get pished although I have been to several restaurants and gorged myself stupid! The one thing I love about America is that they give me enough food to fill my stomach! Hurrah! \o/

Hmm...american keyboards piss me off. Where is the fucking tilda button? :eek: Oh, I give up.

Spam this thread, my little ones, so I can have something fun to read when I manage to drag myself to another computer!! :D
 
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adari

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JK, Hi sissyfoo :p good to see you like it in america ! ~
 
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Coim-

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Sissyfoooooooooooooo!!!111onetwofour


My finest hour. I am teh first person to make BI genuinely laugh. xDDDD

Btw, sounds fun over there. :rolleyes:

Oh, and look out for our l33t BG movie coming soon... :D
 
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BlitheringIdiot

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Hey! Order a large meal instead of a normal one, they bring a whole other table along with the plate as one table isnt big enough.

Anyway, its defintely emptier without you here. :(
 
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Coim-

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Originally posted by BlitheringIdiot
Anyway, its defintely emptier without you here. :(
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Yeah. With salty banned, and you in the states... it's boring. :(
 
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Coim-

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Originally posted by healer_mcheal
im still here.
just laying low
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Exactly. Even your gimpass threads about... nothing were sometimes quite funny. Now you actually post serious stuff. :eek:
 
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BlitheringIdiot

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All these females suddenly turned up when salty got banned.

Bit scary really.
 
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Alkoran

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Originally posted by BlitheringIdiot
All these females suddenly turned up when salty got banned.

Bit scary really.
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Don't worry, they'll go away when he get's back ;)
 
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Whisperess

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Originally posted by Cap'n Sissyfoo
Where is the fucking tilda button?
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you are clearly a hardcore BW forumite ;)

'Tilde' btw :p
 
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Coim-

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Originally posted by BlitheringIdiot
All these females suddenly turned up when salty got banned.

Bit scary really.
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Everyone noticed that. Salty's reign of terror is over. Women can once again return to BW.
 
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Alkoran

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Re: Re: 'ssup motherf**kers?

Originally posted by Whisperess
you are clearly a hardcore BW forumite ;)

'Tilde' btw :p
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Sissyfoo is a hardcore everything.
 
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FeraMcFlurry

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Originally posted by BlitheringIdiot
All these females suddenly turned up when salty got banned.

Bit scary really.
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why did salty get banned??? not that i kno who he is
 
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Alkoran

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Originally posted by FeraMcFlurry
why did salty get banned??? not that i kno who he is
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same reason he'll come back... he's not the sharpest tool in the shed :p
 
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BlitheringIdiot

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Originally posted by Alkoran
same reason he'll come back... he's not the sharpest tool in the shed :p
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Yeah but every shed needs a few mallets, and at the moment we've got a bunch of daisies growing all over our shed.
 
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Alkoran

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Originally posted by BlitheringIdiot
at the moment we've got a bunch of daisies growing all over our shed.
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I don't get it :(
 
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Cap'n Sissyfoo

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Ha ha! Salty is still banned?

Sorry to hear that life without the Cap'n is boring and not really worth living. If it is any consolation ... umm, sorry can't think of a way to console you at the moment. I'll get back to that later on.

Sooo...how is everyone? :D

I've watched a fair bit of T.V. since I arrived here. Umm...I used to think that UK t.v. was crap but oh...my...god. :-o During the day you have the choice of watching talk shows, american football highlights, talk shows, reality t.v., talk shows and crappy 'I Love Lucy' re-runs. Did I mention the talk shows? During the evening you have PRIME TIME!! This consists of talk shows, reality T.V., crappy law/hospital/police/random job drama series, reality t.v., talk shows, reality t.v. and crappy 'I Love Lucy' re-runs. Did I mention the talk shows and reality t.v.?

~rolls eyes~

Found the tilde key btw. :D

An interesting observation that I made whilst mooching around town, and it is only an observation by the way (in case any americans read this and try to hunt me down!), but I have yet to see a white guy doing any menial work such as working in supermarkets or driving the taxis. In the nearby safeways, 90% of the staff were black and had their names tatooed on their forearms (not kidding) like they were in some kind of concentration camp (it was safeways so 'nuff said) and the rest of the staff were made up of random ethnic minorities. How bizarre! Probably all just a coincidence, I'm sure. :)

Stay tuned for my next amazing and ground breaking story from...America - The Land I Am About To Conquer!
 
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Ekydus

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American TV sucks.

American adverts are far worse.
 
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healer_mcheal

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i am the heart of ot.
i dont think that other acc will be unbanned, 2 strikes and ure out i think
 
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BlitheringIdiot

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America is an incredibly racist country, I wa sin happy touristy florida and I saw the same thing, so its really doubt its a coincidence.

Originally posted by healer_mcheal
i am the heart of ot.
i dont think that other acc will be unbanned, 2 strikes and ure out i think
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Karam was banned 3 times fyi. :p
 
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'Shy

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oO givf thread where karam was banned! cba to look!
 
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BlitheringIdiot

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Neither can anyone here, we are here because we are too apathetic to bother with real life all the time.

He got banned first by Damini for racism, then later by a short tempered Xtro on the planetside forums, then finally banned by bigfoot who made sure he never returned.
 
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'Shy

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Originally posted by BlitheringIdiot
Neither can anyone here, we are here because we are too apathetic to bother with real life all the time.

He got banned first by Damini for racism, then later by a short tempered Xtro on the planetside forums, then finally banned by bigfoot who made sure he never returned.
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Hmmm I remember him being banned one time and then grovelling and being let back. Then I think everyone told him to f**k off. So I guess he got the hint :D
 
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old.Dillinja

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Hi Sissy, didn't expect you to be posting so soon after you left heh. Not much I can say really except you ain't missing much in England. ;)
 
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