Rant Squash.

[Gwadien]

WHY AM I IN THIS THREAD.

Anyway.

@Trem I don't agree with you on everything, I just find when some agrees with the state of Israel and what they're doing, I kind of will disagree with alot of the things that they think - not because I do it to be pedantic, but because that's how it is...

BUT ALAS

I agree with you on this.

Let's put pressure on drinks manufacturers to stop putting sugar in drinks.

Whilst we build fast food chains on a rate which we have never ever seen before.

/Thread

 

[TdC]

Whilst we build fast food chains on a rate which we have never ever seen before.

/Thread

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PsKw__7f-c

 

[leggy]

Drink water anyway.

It doesn't have any added hydrogen.

And the hydrogen in it probably won't cause you to explode.

I'll wait for the link to the report.

 

[TdC]

there's prolly some 'murican who managed to explode. or in some other way expire from consuming water.

 

[leggy]

Because he added butter... which to be fair is the ultimate flavour enhancer.

 

[TdC]

I'll have you know I patented, registered and otherwise claimed Butterwater yesterday. Better laywer up friend.

 

[Trem]

WHY AM I IN THIS THREAD.

Anyway.

@Trem I don't agree with you on everything, I just find when some agrees with the state of Israel and what they're doing, I kind of will disagree with alot of the things that they think - not because I do it to be pedantic, but because that's how it is...

BUT ALAS

I agree with you on this.

Let's put pressure on drinks manufacturers to stop putting sugar in drinks.

Whilst we build fast food chains on a rate which we have never ever seen before.

/Thread

Steady on.

I didn't agree with what the state of Israel were doing though did I? I disagreed with you saying you hated Israel. It was too sweeping.

Anyway, back on topic. Nowhere has any fucking green top juice apart from Britvic normal squash at a stupid price on Ebay, I really am at a loss. Yes I can drink water.....oh for fucks sake it is sounding like I'm being awkward here but I aren't.......I could take water bed with me but if it warms up from chilled which it does do after an hour or 2 it tastes awful, like Bods said we have bad water around here. Diluted cordial/squash lasts until the morning and isn't rank if you drink it at room temperature. I have an issue on several things (you all know this, right?), not sure what it's called but I have to have certain things a certain way, even small things like this and it really is playing on my mind (honestly!).

 

[leggy]

Steady on.

I didn't agree with what the state of Israel were doing though did I? I disagreed with you saying you hated Israel. It was too sweeping.

Anyway, back on topic. Nowhere has any fucking green top juice apart from Britvic normal squash at a stupid price on Ebay, I really am at a loss. Yes I can drink water.....oh for fucks sake it is sounding like I'm being awkward here but I aren't.......I could take water bed with me but if it warms up from chilled which it does do after an hour or 2 it tastes awful, like Bods said we have bad water around here. Diluted cordial/squash lasts until the morning and isn't rank if you drink it at room temperature. I have an issue on several things (you all know this, right?), not sure what it's called but I have to have certain things a certain way, even small things like this and it really is playing on my mind (honestly!).

I feel your pain. My water in Notts tastes like it has been soaking in old socks for days. If I boil it, I have about 2 minutes to make a cup of tea before it tastes like AIDS.

 

[Trem]

I feel your pain. My water in Notts tastes like it has been soaking in old socks for days. If I boil it, I have about 2 minutes to make a cup of tea before it tastes like AIDS.

AIDS tastes like @Scouse's cycling shorts

 

[Scouse]

I see your D @TdC and raise you:

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lK4cX5xGiQ


Guaranteed to burn more sugary calories than celery.

AIDS tastes like @Scouse's cycling shorts

That's because I don't wear cycling shorts.

I WEAR COCK! YES THAT'S RIGHT!!!!!1!!1

 

[Moriath]

Steady on.

I didn't agree with what the state of Israel were doing though did I? I disagreed with you saying you hated Israel. It was too sweeping.

Anyway, back on topic. Nowhere has any fucking green top juice apart from Britvic normal squash at a stupid price on Ebay, I really am at a loss. Yes I can drink water.....oh for fucks sake it is sounding like I'm being awkward here but I aren't.......I could take water bed with me but if it warms up from chilled which it does do after an hour or 2 it tastes awful, like Bods said we have bad water around here. Diluted cordial/squash lasts until the morning and isn't rank if you drink it at room temperature. I have an issue on several things (you all know this, right?), not sure what it's called but I have to have certain things a certain way, even small things like this and it really is playing on my mind (honestly!).

Sainsburies high juice has 6g of sugar in it per 100ml. I checked out the squash aisle while i was in sainsburies. Lol

 

[TdC]

I WEAR COCK! YES THAT'S RIGHT!!!!!1!!1

we know you love the peen chum

 

[Scouse]

I love a ball-peen hammering....

Spoiler

peen
piːn/
noun
noun: peen; plural noun: peens; noun: pein; plural noun: peins

1. 1.
   the end of a hammer head opposite the face, typically wedge-shaped, curved, or spherical.
   "a ball-peen hammer"

 

[TdC]

peen is Dutch farmer slang for carrot. peentje is the deminutive ~ "little carrot"

 

[Scouse]

At least I get classified as loving the bigger version

 

[Lakih]

I'm just curious @Trem, why not make your own juice from fresh squash? I agree with you on the sugar, I prefer real sugar over artificial chemicals.

 

[Trem]

I'm just curious @Trem, why not make your own juice from fresh squash? I agree with you on the sugar, I prefer real sugar over artificial chemicals.

How so @Lakih?

 

[caLLous]

You should try the Teisseire sirops. You can get it in England apparently, they're bloomin' lovely.

 

[Moriath]

How so @Lakih?

Squashing a bunch of oranges isnt the same.

 

[Lakih]

How so @Lakih?

I never had squash juice, so I don't really know whats in it. I did a quick google search and found this (It might be very far away from what you are actually looking for though).

• 4 carrots
• 1 cup peeled butternut squash
• Half cucumber
• Optional:
• Half-inch piece of ginger
• sprinkle of cinnamon

Run it through a juicer, dilute it with equal parts water.
Makes one 16 ounce glass

 

[Lakih]

I just re-read your first post, you want regular no bullshit pure orange juice?
Never heard it called a squash, i thought you wanted the veggie squash. I'll leave the above post for your amusement.

 

[Scouse]

squash juice

Interesting recipe but @Trem's on about bog standard chemicals + sugar (and maybe a tiny bit of fruit somewhere on the manufacturing line) cordial.

Some people call it squash in the UK (even though nothing's been squashed to produce it - like "orange squash"). Some juice. Some cordial.

 

[Lakih]

Interesting recipe but @Trem's on about bog standard chemicals + sugar (and maybe a tiny bit of fruit somewhere on the manufacturing line) cordial.

Some people call it squash in the UK (even though nothing's been squashed to produce it - like "orange squash"). Some juice. Some cordial.

It's supposed to be disgustingly healthy, here's the source if you want to read the hippy stuff that comes with it
http://healthyblenderrecipes.com/recipes/vegetable_magnetism_midday_carrot_squash_cleansing_juice

 

[Scouse]

Proper hippy shit there @Lakih

You can't, of course, "cleanse" your body of "toxins". That's just a load of bullshit. But I'd probably try the drink if I had a blender to see if it tasted nice.

 

[Moriath]

All those detox things are shite

 

[Trem]

I hate the word squash and have argued with my wife for years over it. To me it's cordial. I used it here because I thought it was what everyone knew it as.

 

[CorNokZ]

Gonna go OT now. Tried to look up cordial so typed cor into the Google search and a rather interesting suggestion came up. CornHub. Ofc I had to check it out

http://corn-hub.blogspot.dk/?m=1

 

[Trem]

Gonna go OT now. Tried to look up cordial so typed cor into the Google search and a rather interesting suggestion came up. CornHub. Ofc I had to check it out

http://corn-hub.blogspot.dk/?m=1

*fap*

 

[TdC]

Proper hippy shit there @Lakih

You can't, of course, "cleanse" your body of "toxins". That's just a load of bullshit. But I'd probably try the drink if I had a blender to see if it tasted nice.

My mum's got me a blender. I was looking forward to all the kickass smoothies I'd be making and then I started keto again

 

[Moriath]

Keto?