TV Spartacus - new series

[cHodAX]

Lucy Lawless, tits out and banged senseless. Need I say more?

Yes? Ok, lots of 300 style action and gore too.

 

[Roo Stercogburn]

This TV series is beyond dreadful. Its the biggest pile of shite I've seen in years.

 

[cHodAX]

This TV series is beyond dreadful. Its the biggest pile of shite I've seen in years.

You smell like the biggest pile of shite I have seen in years, I rest my case!

 

[Ch3tan]

This TV series is beyond dreadful. Its the biggest pile of shite I've seen in years.

It is piss poor, but Lucy Lawless, tits out and banged senseless.

 

[Sparx]

Watching it now, yes at work im such a rebel. Im enjoying it so far. Looks lush in HD

 

[Sparx]

Best line so far goes to the old man

"Show the cnuts no mercy!"

 

[old.Tohtori]

I think i said this in general, or was i talking about LotSeeker, that if if has sexual innuendo(or indeed sex), leather glad ladies, fighting, jokes and had that Raimi pattern to it, it's just what the doctor ordered, nothing mroe, nothing less.

Xena, Hercules etc need a certain mindset to watch, if you take it serious, you're in for trouble.

 

[Sparx]

really enjoyed the first one, have 2 and 3 downloaded and will watch tonight. Its rather difficult to watch at work, a bit too graphic i think haha

 

[DaGaffer]

Hilarious. And not in a good way. That is all.

 

[Zede]

enjoyable & lucy = Win

 

[pez]

gets better after the first episode. Although thats really not hard.

 

[cHodAX]

gets better after the first episode. Although thats really not hard.

Yep, the shagging in episode 3 is a real highlight.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Well, got around to first;

Not as bad as people make it sound. 300 the series style wise, more serious then Xena etc. If they cut the gore and sex back a bit, it had plenty of potential.

Dramatic, corny, overkill?...deffo, but that's what these shows are about, the testie tickling cornius maximus

 

[Ch3tan]

ON episode 5 now, I have to say, while not brilliant, it is getting better. It's grown on me, and I find myself wanting more to see how it develops.

If you want historical accuracy then it is not for you, but for a fun series that rips off elements of style from 300, then this is great.

 

[cHodAX]

Definately improving, the actors are looking more at ease now and some of the delivery is better. The story itself is good fun though.

 

[Ch3tan]

Also Sam Raimi's influence is very apparent, especially with the decapitation in ep 5.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Deffo getting better on each episode.

The blood is mroe subtle, the sexuality is more innuendo(well...apart from certain -parts-) and 5th was excellent all round.

It's also moving away from the so called loose writing of xena(etc) and is now moving a bit more towards likes of BSG and SGU, without moving completely into the drama section.

Well balanced, not accurate, but it would ruin it i think.

 

[Jupitus]

I think it grows on you as the plot develops... I really enjoyed ep5

 

[Ch3tan]

I think it grows on you as the plot develops... I really enjoyed ep5

Admit it Jup, you only enjoyed episode 5 because of the amount of cock in it

 

[cHodAX]

Lucy Lawless has great big nipples.

 

[Ch3tan]

Haha, yeah cho The bath scene in episode 6 was class.

 

[cHodAX]

Haha, yeah cho The bath scene in episode 6 was class.

I have milked myself dry watching that scene on loop!

 

[Jupitus]

Mrs J hadn't seen any of the show until that scene was on and she happened to walk past my desk... suffice to say she thought I was watching porn despite my protestations 'but the bloke out of the Mummy is in it!!!'

 

[soze]

Season 2 will be delayed.

 

[Ch3tan]

Ahhh shit, poor guy. Hope he pulls through - scary to think someone who looks so obviously fit and healthy can get struck down.

Oh and episode 7 was awesome, but the copies of 8 and 9 early releases are not worth watching, awful quality. Wait for the proper rips to be available.

 

[Ch3tan]

Warning! Episode 8 is not healthy viewing at the end. Ouch ouch fucking ouch

Going to go to sleep holding my man hood for dear life.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Warning! Episode 8 is not healthy viewing at the end. Ouch ouch fucking ouch

Going to go to sleep holding my man hood for dear life.

The shwo does really push some boundaries, but somehow it works without being as corny as 300 was with it's violence.

Might come down to the fact they seem to keep it rather realistic.

 

[Hawkwind]

Warning! Episode 8 is not healthy viewing at the end. Ouch ouch fucking ouch

Going to go to sleep holding my man hood for dear life.

Made my eyes water a bit at the end there.

Spoiler

Can't believe he didn't spill the beans on the bitch. Unless he was getting freedom for a family member as well. If it was just him though, he should have.

 

[Ch3tan]

hawkwind... spoilers!

 

[Jupitus]

Ep 9 is out there too, but crap quality... recommend waiting.