So Lunch at a Vegans

[Amanita]

Vetetarians are just meat eaters who are a bit fussy, like lesbians are cock loving whores who just don't like mens belly button fluff

vegans just have too much time on their hands, i mean, how long does it take to find a none leather belt/shoes/ products that have not been tested on animals, its not a legal requirement to put EVERY ingrediant on the side of a tin is it? so they could be eating a ground up pigs arse in a vegetarian sausage, you just don't know.

A bloody long time.

Sister rings up the manufacturers to find out, quizzes poor unsuspecting shop assistants and drags her twin around town to find the Perfect Pair of Shoes That She Has to Have Right Now.

I love that she's sticking to her guns but OMG she makes it so inconvenient for the rest of us.