So i'm on a five day course this week...

[old.user4556]

... and there is a girl who works there who is insanely attractive.

She's quiet'n'shy, I wouldn't even go so far as to say she's that good looking (but she is good looking, just not conventionally). She has a great figure, slim with a nice bum and perfect sized breasts. I'm very attracted to her, that's all you need to know.

Now, i've given her a look now and again, i've caught her looking back and i've given and received a cheeky smile. She's also given me a slightly more longing look - anyway, there are slight signals there.

The question is, how would you ask someone you don't even know, "out" ? It's not like i've got the opportunity to build a rapport, we only pass one another in the coffee room. Usually I get a lot more time to chat to someone first, but I know that when i leave the course on Friday, i'll never see her again and regret not asking her.

I'm thinking just a casual, "hey, never got a chance to speak to you all week, but here's my number - give me a text if you like, and i'll buy you dinner". The worst she can say is "no", or "thanks" and not text, or "i have a boyfriend, sorry".

How would you tackle it?

 

[tris-]

The question is, how would you ask someone you don't even know, "out" ? It's not like i've got the opportunity to build a rapport, we only pass one another in the coffee room.

normally, people dont know someone when they ask them out.

last time i did that was at uni. we talked for about 5 mins and then i asked if she wanted to goto coffee and we did. she got a bf (found that out later) but hell it keeps you in the game right.

 

[evzy]

If thats you on your Avatar I doubt you will have much bother tbh... just show her your wood

Something along the lines of what you suggest if you are confident enough to do it would probably work a treat and at least you will know one way or another

Otherwise follow her home. Pop handwritten notes through the door stating I AM WATCHING and given time she may not know you but come to love you..

Go for the "look I don't know if I am being a bit forward here but I have to ask - would you like to go for a drink after work or something to eat" type Q and you will be ok - don't try and be to smart/smarmy or overly funny - just be yourself (and hold a gun can also help)

 

[nath]

Tbh G, that sounds like exactly the thing to say.

 

[TdC]

Otherwise follow her home. Pop handwritten notes through the door stating I AM WATCHING and given time she may not know you but come to love you..

if she responds to this I want her exported to Holland. my efforts here nearly always failed

 

[tris-]

if she responds to this I want her exported to Holland. my efforts here nearly always failed

you didnt use enough force. the first lesson is always use enough force, just enough, so she isnt fully dead.

 

[ECA]

you didnt use enough force. the first lesson is always use enough force, just enough, so she isnt fully dead.

Quite frankly thats a non-issue with TDC as we are already aware.
In some moods, it may even be a benefit.
F'rinstance well.. we all remember THAT thread.

 

[TdC]

what thread? the one where Whipped accused me of *not* consorting with ladyboys? or the "I shag dead people" one? or the "would you eat roadkill" one?

 

[ECA]

The torso one.

 

[TdC]

oh! thaaat one!


*touch self*

 

[ECA]

I bet you wish you were this cool TDC.

 

[TdC]

ooh that is kinda sucky

 

[old.user4556]

That pic is awesome .

Ok, i'll go for it; i'll slip in a casual smile and a no pressure line of "here's my number, text it if you want to" and leave it at that.

 

[tris-]

lol i seen this earlier. is it a hoax or what?

omg big g, go for coffee! that leads to dinner, and dinner always means sex.

 

[old.user4556]

Coffee first? hmmm, what if she doesn't drink it? (haven't seen her doing it), but of course she will eat....

 

[tris-]

Coffee first? hmmm, what if she doesn't drink it? (haven't seen her doing it), but of course she will eat....

maybe just generalise it and say a drink, she must drink something. even if its just water.

 

[TdC]

hmm dunno about that. drink implies much, coffee is a more "get to know you" thing imo.

 

[Mobius]

Careful. She might be a Vampire.

 

[Jupitus]

Ok, i'll go for it; i'll slip in a casual smile and a no pressure line of "here's my number, text it if you want to" and leave it at that.

NO NO NO you clueless plonker!!!!!

txt and here's my number is so shite!!!!

Just say 'hey fancy a coffee or a drink sometime?' and then gauge her reaction... options are open... if she just wants coffee, or she has the chance to say coffee and maybe a drink later.... FGS don't just shove your phone number down her throat and hope for the best

 

[old.user4556]

*points at Jup*

Remember i've not really dated in my life; random snog/sex, chat up in bar, chat up at work paving the way - yes, but asking someone i barely know? Never done it.

Thing is Jup, that's all very well if i was a) seeing/chatting to her around fairly frequently or b) I know that i would see her after Friday. I thought slipping in a phone number along with the offer of it would at least let her think it over and not have to decide on the spot.

What if she shits it at first and says "no", then realises thirty minutes later after her pal says "ohh, you so should have gone" that she should have got my number?

*shrug*

 

[old.user4556]

txt and here's my number is so shite!!!!

Oh and i never would just leave it as blunt as that

I was thinking this exact line:

"heya this is my last day here today, I never got a chance to speak to you all week, just wondered if i can buy you a drink sometime? - here's my number, text me if you fancy it"

No pressure, simple, gets the point across.

 

[tris-]

not many are gonna shit it over a coffee. big g you are being more forceful than Tdc trying to make a new corpse

imo the best approach is thus -

try sit near her in the course class what ever the fucking thing is

that fails you wait till the break, grab your self a water and walk around a bit

spot her discreetly but dont hurdle over everything to get there. instead plan a route that involves various points of interest like notice boards

finally you stand next to her, say 'hey' or what ever they say in your locale.

talk a bit about what you just done then drop in the 'fancy a coffee' line or variations of it.



yeh its a 5 point plan and takes some quick thinking but sometimes shit has to be done.

 

[old.user4556]

She's not on a course, she works there, I only ever catch her passing through and maybe look her way.

 

[tris-]

She's not on a course, she works there, I only ever catch her passing through and maybe look her way.

ah ha.

dunno what to tell you then

sorry if you mentioned that already.

 

[throdgrain]

Just ask her out, and be nice. Sorry Ive not read the whole thread.


But if it works out, dont come on here in 3 months and say "Oh I just cum on her tits" or some such bollocks.
Its crap, and sounds like you read it in a shit magazine.

















If that sounds insulting, thats seriously not my intention!

 

[Paradroid]

Well, duh! Looks like we've found the person those Impulse adverts were made for.

Why don't you just jump up off your seat the next time you see her and ask her out for a drink. Alternatively, stick your hand up in class and ask the trainer if the hottie would be available for drinky-poos (hopefully she's not dating the trainer or another employee), say it's affecting your concentration (this behaviour will at least get you noticed enough for her to hear about it).

Use the fact she's an employee and approach her saying "Oh, excuse me, can you help me please miss?", she replies "Yes, of course, what can I do for you?" (she thinks you just need directions...you do, but to her address). You then hit her with the cheesiest line possible with barely contained laughter (something Disco Stu might use). If she's in any way cool she might appreciate the humour if nothing else...wimmins folk like the laughter (and someone who knows what they want).

I suppose, when you think about it, this is the perfect opportunity to do something you wouldn't normally do (if you need the practice). She's an employee, so you might never even see her again after the course (if you feel embarrassed). The way I look at these things is, you're either never going to see them again, or, you're going to end up knowing each other quite well, so the more flamboyant the entrance the better. You could end up marrying this woman and you'll be in your 60's sitting back and laughing at the arse you made of asking her out that first time. So, do you want to remember that first meeting as the whimpering uncertain mumblings of a man-child, or the brave actions of a real man confident in his quests?

 

[old.user4556]

i'll let you know how it goes

 

[Tilda]

yay for BG!

 

[Wij]

"Excuse me ... is the air-con working in this place ?"

*some answer*

...

"Anal ?"

 

[Trem]

Now, i've given her a look now and again, i've caught her looking back and i've given and received a cheeky smile. She's also given me a slightly more longing look - anyway, there are slight signals there.

Are you sure she just hasn't got one eye in the cake shop?

"Excuse me ... is the air-con working in this place ?"

*some answer*

...

"Anal ?"

That would be my approach