So i'm on a five day course this week...

[Wij]

i think i might turn homo if anyone wants to join me.

Fucking queers. I'll pin them down and pump some hot, creamy sense into their deluded skulls

 

[evzy]

Tris you are an orangutang. Just give her one of your banana's and pick some flea's off her and you are in - its a lot more complicated for us men tbh.

 

[tris-]

should of known it was a bad idea to ask

id like to point out that avatar is not an accurate representation of my being.

 

[evzy]

You sure? I always liked the idea of a typing orangutang sitting in a cage somewhere with a laptop or something...kinda ruined it for me now


Hmmm can you live without her if she turns you down - it could be uncomfy to be around her for awhile if she does. Also if you do get together it doesnt guarantee it will last so I guess the same question applies then.

If you do want to tap it but don't know how to approach it - go out / stay in and have a few drinks, set a bit of romantic mood - candles/music/food etc and let it develop, sit a bit closer than normal and if she responds job done, if she doesn't then probably let it go - then you retain the friendship and she may never notice you tried to hit it if you are stealthy enough... though if you don't hit it then you are teh crap mood setter!!!

 

[tris-]

sure i can, im a laid back dude. i dont get stressed or pissed if something doesnt go my way. i can live without her no problems.

the way i was gonna approach it was something along the lines of ive fallen for you bla bla if you dont feel the same thats cool but i feel like i have to tell you either way, we can forget it about as far as im concerned and carry on as normal and dont worry i wont rape you like the the last girl.

type of thing.

good job im like that tbh, because its impossible to avoid seeing her 4/7 times a week the only reason im wary is i feel she may get scared that im gonna try shit on etc.

 

[evzy]

Hmmm all I would say then is if you are very serious about her - go for it but if you are only tempted don't - why ruin a good friendship just to tap it when there are a lot more woman/apes out there you could nail instead and still keep the friendship you have.

I nailed a good friend once, we remained friends for awhile afterward but it was never the same and I no longer see her.. though thinking about it I probably wouldn't still be seeing her now, nor friends as we both moved...so actually ...yeah nail her and discard her like a soggy paper bag.

 

[tris-]

its not about the sexoring my man. ive got a hand that takes good care of that.
fucking her would be one of the last things on my mind, id rather that happend when it happens, if it does happen. no denying she is fucking gorgeous though, shes also one of the most down to earth and down right quality lasses ive ever met.

 

[Wij]

its not about the sexoring my man. ive got a hand that takes good care of that.
fucking her would be one of the last things on my mind, id rather that happend when it happens, if it does happen. no denying she is fucking gorgeous though, shes also one of the most down to earth and down right quality lasses ive ever met.

That's why she needs it in the face until she is crying pearly tears !

 

[Calaen]

Tris,

Life is way to fucking short. Tell the girl how you feel, especially if not telling her is messing with your brain.

 

[old.user4556]

I have an answer from her.

Care to guess what it was?

 

[Calaen]

I have an answer from her.

Care to guess what it was?

I am hoping for you it was a sure I would like that.

 

[JBP|]

Do we really have to drag this thread on any further?

 

[Calaen]

The fact that you quote Russell Brand in your sig voids you from having a say

 

[old.user4556]

Do we really have to drag this thread on any further?

I know you like drag.

 

[leggy]

She has a girlfriend. Or even better she likes ponies.

 

[old.user4556]

She said "yeah sure!" and her face lit up.

I left the office quickly, ran back in to make sure i gave her the right piece of paper - she had a massive smile as I went back in.

Awesome.

 

[leggy]

She said "yeah sure!" and her face lit up.

I left the office quickly, ran back in to make sure i gave her the right piece of paper - she had a massive smile as I went back in.

Awesome.

She must think that you're a girl. Or a pony.

 

[old.user4556]

Or both?

 

[leggy]

Or both?

I couldn't say without seeing your penis.

 

[old.user4556]

check your pm

 

[Trem]

Excellent news young man.

Was it mine or Wij's line that worked?

I putting money on the spunk in eye one.

 

[TdC]

sure i can, im a laid back dude. i dont get stressed or pissed if something doesnt go my way. i can live without her no problems.

the way i was gonna approach it was something along the lines of ive fallen for you bla bla if you dont feel the same thats cool but i feel like i have to tell you either way, we can forget it about as far as im concerned and carry on as normal and dont worry i wont rape you like the the last girl.

type of thing.

good job im like that tbh, because its impossible to avoid seeing her 4/7 times a week the only reason im wary is i feel she may get scared that im gonna try shit on etc.

nonono foo girls have extreme (geneticly based) problems with choice! never imply that you're cool with her *not* doing something! if she doesn't want a hot tris- injection, at least get a drink and a laugh out of it!

 

[TdC]

She said "yeah sure!" and her face lit up.

I left the office quickly, ran back in to make sure i gave her the right piece of paper - she had a massive smile as I went back in.

Awesome.

well done now you just have to work out how to film the whole thing without her noticing!

 

[Ch3tan]

Yay, finally a happy ending to the 1st part of this thread, now for tris and part 2.

 

[tris-]

i might just order a real life doll and learn auto felatio. its bound to be more succesful.

 

[Ch3tan]

I thought you had a hand for that?

 

[tris-]

I thought you had a hand for that?

i do but i keep having dreams where im sucking my own dick for some reason. maybe a sign that i need to learn it.

 

[TdC]

Freud must be puking in his grave tbh

 

[Gat_Decor]

damn JBP i was waiting with baited breath for your reply, im disappointed

 

[Wij]

i do but i keep having dreams where im sucking my own dick for some reason. maybe a sign that i need to learn it.

Ugh - that's never appealed. Cocks are minging and mine is especially so.