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Wij
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Ugh, it was your porridge up there was it? Took her ages to lick it off my nob
Too far?
Gumbo
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Again, no bloody scalpels around my Johnny. No sir. Nuh-uh. Learn to pull out boys.
Yup, pulling out, 100% effective every time. So is doing her standing up, if it's her first time, and if she douches with Coke.
You're a fucking idiot who's going to end up getting someone up the duff. That is if anyone is dumb enough to let you get your dick wet on the promise that you'll pull out and everything will be fine.
old.Tohtori
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Nice example of the way people take one thing out of something said and blow it out of proportions Gumbo
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I can't believe I'm about to engage with you Toht, as no doubt this will end up in a pointless argument over semantics but,....
Twice in this thread old.Osy has suggested pulling out as an effective method of contraception. It's not. If he thinks it is, he's an idiot. If anyone reading it who doesn't already know better is persuaded by his posts that it is an effective method of contraception, then they are a misguided idiot.
There are enough unwanted/unplanned kiddies already in this world. Woe betide someone stupid enough to believe that pulling out is an effective method of contraception should accidentally spawn another, and then be given any kind of responsibility in raising it.
I feel strongly about people posting inaccurate shit on the internet as sensible fact or advice. Occasionally, when I have time, I call people on it in strong terms. I'm comfortable with that.
Twice in this thread old.Osy has suggested pulling out as an effective method of contraception. It's not. If he thinks it is, he's an idiot. If anyone reading it who doesn't already know better is persuaded by his posts that it is an effective method of contraception, then they are a misguided idiot.
There are enough unwanted/unplanned kiddies already in this world. Woe betide someone stupid enough to believe that pulling out is an effective method of contraception should accidentally spawn another, and then be given any kind of responsibility in raising it.
I feel strongly about people posting inaccurate shit on the internet as sensible fact or advice. Occasionally, when I have time, I call people on it in strong terms. I'm comfortable with that.
Himse
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Somebody didn't pull out..
old.Osy
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Call all you want, Gumbo. It's been working for me personally, for uh... the past 13 years. Before you say it, my swimmers are fine, I did cause an abortion *gasp* following the calendar. No more.
It does seem like you let your own feelings on the subject overcome you - I'm not some chav on benefits spawning unwanted children. If it happens, it happens - i'm at a stage where a unwanted pregnancy would be very much welcome, albeit a bit inconvenient. Don't tell that to my gf, though.
Gumbo
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Hehe, I've not been caught by the withdrawal method failing, thankfully I'm educated and intelligent enough to know that it's a lousy form of contraception. My daughter was planned as has been the fact that we haven't had another.
You may not be a chav on benefits spawning unwanted children, however your admission of 'causing' an abortion does show that you're pretty clueless when it comes to contraception, as does the fact you used the calender method. Hey, it's fine if you want to carry on using unreliable methods, my point is that it's pretty foolish to espouse them as effective. You never know what chav on benefits might read this and think that the methods you suggest are the sensible and effective methods to choose.
You may not be a chav on benefits spawning unwanted children, however your admission of 'causing' an abortion does show that you're pretty clueless when it comes to contraception, as does the fact you used the calender method. Hey, it's fine if you want to carry on using unreliable methods, my point is that it's pretty foolish to espouse them as effective. You never know what chav on benefits might read this and think that the methods you suggest are the sensible and effective methods to choose.
old.Tohtori
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No engagement needed, just an observation while your point on the pulling out matter was completely valid
old.Osy
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Correction, *was* clueless, back when i was very young. I was 19-ish, she was 18, i had a moment of "I got this baby, it's post cycle, you'll be fine". It wasn't. Luckily, neither of us wanted a child, and the abortion process was seamless as we caught it very early. That's why I said i don't trust the calendar method.
I know there is a very high risk of pregnancy when pulling out, but like i said - for me it's been working fine, with more than 20 women across the years. I'm 34, a child now would definetely not mean the end of the world - au contraire
I know there is a very high risk of pregnancy when pulling out, but like i said - for me it's been working fine, with more than 20 women across the years. I'm 34, a child now would definetely not mean the end of the world - au contraire
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Fuuuuuuuuck. I'm damn well regretting having this done
Ouch. Jeezus Wij. After this thread too.
Couldn't you just fall back on the gin and the knitting needles when needed? Or just have someone scoop her minge out with a spoon?
Scratch that. I thought you were felch-o-matic? You not confident of your cleaning abilities Mr Half A Job?
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Fuuuuuuuuck. I'm damn well regretting having this done
Can't you get it "undone"? Eek, hurts just thinking how they´ll go down poking again where they did the butchery to begin with.
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DaGaffer
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Hand on heart, I will *never* have this done.
And it's not just the pain (though that's definitely a factor). I like the idea of landing myself in the shit when I'm 90 and getting caught out with a pregnant 23 year old
Riiiiiight.
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I can dream, can't I?
And the last two replys I've had off you have been "riiiiight". You're not had a stroke and are slurring your words have you?
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He hasn't got the balls to respond properly.I can dream, can't I?
And the last two replys I've had off you have been "riiiiight". You're not had a stroke and are slurring your words have you?
Sorry Gaff couldn't resist, luv u
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I had the snip a couple of years back at 32. No biggy, balls swelled to the size of a football a day after but no problems since. Worth it, got my two kids already and wanted to ensure those two get everything they can within our means. It's quite final so not much likelihood of going back. No need though.
Spaffing was sore for a month after.
Spaffing was sore for a month after.
