Sleep with me i'm not too young

[TdC]

you're all barstands

 

[leggy]

A man is only as faithful as his options. We can stop chasing it but even that requires rehab. If it chases us we can't run that fast.

(shamefully stolen from one of the funniest men ever)

 

[amobea]

Woohooo we've worn Teedles down!

It's all part of his elaborate plot to not seem gay!!!

He posts things about GF troubles to confuse us - they're actually BF troubles
And he eventually says he'd sleep with her just to seem heterosexual!

i'm on to you !!!

 

[TdC]

I'm a *manly* man you cockbadger

I swear, this movement to name me teh ghey is driven by some deep underlying wish of yours

 

[amobea]

I'm a *manly* man

Sif!

 

[TdC]

I notice you conveniently dodging your underlying wish thing you know

 

[amobea]

if i were to deny it, would you not just accuse me of being in denial though?

 

[TdC]

well...yes tbh. there's no escaping your gheyness!!

 

[amobea]

*bums teedles*

 

[TdC]

that wasn't quite what I had in mind tbh








ah well, at least we're all one happy community here

 

[Trem]

*joins daisy chain*

 

[~Yuckfou~]

Mewehehehe.

Listen at you lot. If any of these girls walked past you in the street you wouldn't look twice? Hell I bet if Sonja out of Eastenders flopped her tits out you would be on them like a baby goat.

Glass houses etc.....






Britney, Christina.......I WOULD!*





*and so would all of you.

Mrs Yuck is better looking by a long way.
Even when she has just run over a photographer
*flex*

 

[Ch3tan]

I'm a *manly* man you cockbadger

Lumberjack? Well your okay then.

 

[TdC]

I *should* still have a plaid shirt somewhere....oO

 

[Trem]

*fap*

 

[TdC]

*flex*

 

[Trem]

*feel*

 

[Wij]

*+1*

 

[Danya]

This is all getting out of hand.
*Gets a firehose*

 

[TdC]

*+1*

you hippocrete you

 

[jaba]

mmm hippocrepe...sweet

 

[Wazzerphuk]

*make late appearance for action text*

 

[Trem]

*shun Wazz*

 

[Wazzerphuk]

*become aroused*

 

[amobea]

*eats hippocrepes*

 

[Wij]

*pack fudge*

 

[Wazzerphuk]

*shout "you can fit more than that"*

 

[jaba]

mmm fudge...*dribble*

 

[~Yuckfou~]

disturbing.

 

[Moving Target]

Alizee = teh win