Sigurd's Conclusions of the Forumites

Sigurd · Mar 20, 2003

Here we go

"The Forumites"

A band of rather insecure individuals, who get enjoyment from insulting others. They lack basic flaming skills, however, and are often seen to be very nervous of being "outlawed" from the crowd. Therefore they will often turn on others in order to keep their position as "forumite" secure. This would be sad in a playground, but some of these people are grown adults...

Sigurd's Advice for the forumites:

1) You aren't very bright, I've been living in your ranks for ages and no-one had a clue who I was... further education would be a good option.
2) Psychiatric treatment is a must guys and girls... don't worry, it doesn't cost as much as one might think.
3) Failing both of the above, chain yourself to a truck and drive off a cliff.

old.Gombur Glodson · Mar 20, 2003

mirieth · Mar 20, 2003

Right.

Pixie.Pebr · Mar 20, 2003

Originally posted by Sigurd
A band of rather insecure individuals, who get enjoyment from insulting others.

You just insulted us and most likely enjoyed it too.

Originally posted by Sigurd
They lack basic flaming skills, however, and are often seen to be very nervous of being "outlawed" from the crowd.

You just tried to flame us, it failed.

Originally posted by Sigurd
Therefore they will often turn on others in order to keep their position as "forumite" secure. This would be sad in a playground, but some of these people are grown adults...

You just "turned on" us and I suspect you're not 5 years old.

Originally posted by Sigurd
1) You aren't very bright, I've been living in your ranks for ages and no-one had a clue who I was... further education would be a good option.

Not like I really cared for "who you are".
You were a mere amusement then, as you are now.

Originally posted by Sigurd
2) Psychiatric treatment is a must guys and girls... don't worry, it doesn't cost as much as one might think.

Stones. Throw. Glasshouse.
Though I can recommend all to see a shrink, even if you don't consider yourself a nutcase. It's very interesting.

Originally posted by Sigurd
3) Failing both of the above, chain yourself to a truck and drive off a cliff.

Is this an example of a good flame, so that we who know not how to make a proper one shall learn?

Sigurd · Mar 20, 2003

Just stating the facts, my dear Pixie.

old.Psi · Mar 20, 2003

The amount I agree with that is shocking :clap:

Sharma · Mar 20, 2003

Originally posted by Sigurd
1) You aren't very bright, I've been living in your ranks for ages and no-one had a clue who I was... further education would be a good option.

twoo.

Cloak_ · Mar 20, 2003

Originally posted by Sigurd
2) Psychiatric treatment is a must guys and girls... don't worry, it doesn't cost as much as one might think.

So you`ve been then?

Belsameth · Mar 20, 2003

welcome back, Sigurd. I'm glad you made it, we clearly have been running out of idiots to laugh at lately

Xtro · Mar 20, 2003

Aye I honestly am glad he's back, he's funny as f00k tbh.

Novamir · Mar 20, 2003

Originally posted by Sigurd

1) You aren't very bright, I've been living in your ranks for ages and no-one had a clue who I was... further education would be a good option.
2) Psychiatric treatment is a must guys and girls... don't worry, it doesn't cost as much as one might think.
3) Failing both of the above, chain yourself to a truck and drive off a cliff.

Dook_Pug · Mar 20, 2003

Re: Re: Sigurd's Conclusions of the Forumites

Originally posted by Novamir

ROFLMFAO

Addlcove · Mar 20, 2003

Originally posted by Sigurd
Here we go

"The Forumites"

I've been living in your ranks for ages and no-one had a clue who I was...

seeing as forumites(tm) is a pretty small group I doubt that

you are neither of the following

Belsameth
Gombur
Fonz
Seel
brinx (honorary member)
damini (honorary member)
uncle_sick
and me
sarum
trog
jexa (where are you hun?)

and thus not a forumite, you may have been one of the wannabee´s/hangarounds but that doesn´t make you live IN our ranks

old.Xarr · Mar 20, 2003

lol nova, nice one

Sharma · Mar 20, 2003

Re: Re: Sigurd's Conclusions of the Forumites

Originally posted by Addlcove
you are neither of the following

Belsameth
Gombur
Fonz
Seel
brinx (honorary member)
damini (honorary member)
uncle_sick
and me
sarum
trog
jexa (where are you hun?)

im not a wannabe

old.Xarr · Mar 20, 2003

there's a forumite list?

i thought it was a state of mind... man...

/meditate

Belsameth · Mar 20, 2003

Originally posted by old.Xarr
there's a forumite list?

i thought it was a state of mind... man...

/meditate

didn't you know?
we're all book keepers IRL, so we MUST have a list...
call it a character flaw

old.Xarr · Mar 20, 2003

aha.

that would explain alot

Belsameth · Mar 20, 2003

I feel a hidden insult...

/em fluffles Xar
I don't mind from you tho

old.Xarr · Mar 20, 2003

mm wubs you too :fluffle:

Archeon · Mar 20, 2003

Umm...

i'm sorry if this is a stupid question, but who and what the hell are the forumites?

Brinx · Mar 20, 2003

We are the voice inside your head
We are the lover in your bed
We are the sex that you provide
We are the hate you try to hide
We speak religion's message clear
We are denial guilt and fear
We are the needle in your vein
We are the high you can't sustain
We are the pushers we’re the whores
We are the need in you for more
We are the bullet in the gun
We are the truth from which you run
We are the silencing machine
We are the end of all your dreams
We take you where you want to go
We give you all you need to know
We drag you down we use you up
Forumite club

Jupitus · Mar 20, 2003

Originally posted by Brinx
We are the voice inside your head
We are the lover in your bed
We are the sex that you provide
We are the hate you try to hide
We speak religion's message clear
We are denial guilt and fear
We are the needle in your vein
We are the high you can't sustain
We are the pushers we’re the whores
We are the need in you for more
We are the bullet in the gun
We are the truth from which you run
We are the silencing machine
We are the end of all your dreams
We take you where you want to go
We give you all you need to know
We drag you down we use you up
Forumite club

Boy am I glad Damini didn't put you into the limerick contest!!

Jupitus · Mar 20, 2003

Originally posted by Archeon
Umm...

i'm sorry if this is a stupid question, but who and what the hell are the forumites?

... Arch - if you don't get a membership to the forumites for free based on previous levels of experience let me know and I'll.... errr.... well I'll make a post about it or something...

Elixir · Mar 20, 2003

lol nova

Belsameth · Mar 20, 2003

Originally posted by Jupitus
Boy am I glad Damini didn't put you into the limerick contest!!

he's stealing tho

Brinx · Mar 20, 2003

Borrowed.

Addlcove · Mar 20, 2003

Re: Re: Re: Sigurd's Conclusions of the Forumites

Originally posted by sharma
im not a wannabe

no you're a nevergonnabe like naj and krypt

Sharma · Mar 20, 2003

Re: Re: Re: Re: Sigurd's Conclusions of the Forumites

Originally posted by Addlcove
no you're a nevergonnabe like naj and krypt

if that means im not gonna be like em thats a good thing then aint it?

Addlcove · Mar 20, 2003

oh sorry should have said

you are a nevergonnabe, just like naj and krypt

I wub you really, but take a bath you smell of fish

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