Siegfried and Roy Tiger attack!

[Tenko]

You know those famous Vegas Magicians, Siegried and Roy, the ones with the white tigers?

Well last night Roy was attacked by one during a live stage show The tiger went straight for the throat choke attack and dragged the guy off stage!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/3163574.stm

Seems you really shouldnt work with animals eh?

 

[L_Plates]

Hmmm nasty !

 

[~Mobius~]

If he lives he'll be very lucky.

 

[.Cask]

Cats are cunning bastards. Wouldn't be surprised if the tiger was just playing along pretending to be friendly at first, just so he could strike when least expected.

Was at a friends house and his cat kept coming over to me and rolling over like he wanted his belly rubbed. My friend was really impressed because he'd never do it for him and I was startin to think that cats aren't that bad after all. Then the next day, right when I was least expecting it, he attacked my arm in mid-bellyrub then just walked off and sat in the corner of the room looking at me as if saying, "Gotcha!"

Then you just get dumbass cats that crave attention but i guess it's the same with people.

 

[Ono]

Serves him right for bleaching those fucking tigers. :/

 

[.z.]

Originally posted by Ono
Serves him right for bleaching those fucking tigers. :/

Hehe

 

[pcg79]

i want a big white tiger

 

[Munkey-]

Aye summo, my mates cat did that to me as well, was just scratching her belly when she suddenly grasped hold of my arm with her claws and wouldnet let go :/

At least it's better than his dog. I was scratching his dogs belly and he got a big erection (the dog, not the mate)

 

[pcg79]

wasnt Cask talking

 

[L_Plates]

yup

 

[doh_boy]

I was getting worried there for a second

As for the tiger...eeep nasty

 

[evilmonkeh]

cats are annoying
they sit on your lap and then grip on with their claws into your legs.
bloody things.
rats are much better

 

[Durzel]

Yeah, cats knead your legs with their paws/claws dont they.. trying to make your legs more comfortable I guess?

It hurrrtts...make it stop!

 

[Damini]

Rats are horrific. I once had a rat eat my eyelashes while I slept

 

[CAC]

Originally posted by Damini
I once had a rat eat my eyelashes while I slept

were they your real lashes or false ones?


i had a pet rat once and it used to get out of its cage at night and get into my bed and sleep in my armpit

 

[Deadmanwalking]

Originally posted by CAC
were they your real lashes or false ones?


i had a pet rat once and it used to get out of its cage at night and get into my bed and sleep in my armpit

That will explain something then

 

[evilmonkeh]

rats aer really cool
i wish i had one
my friend did once
i was playing with it in the garden and it ran up my trousers, up one leg n out tother. gave me a fright as it past the corner
oh the memorys
they were called gus and whizzer, but whizzer died in the winter of 97. oh cruel world

 

[Damini]

Real. It was my friends pet rat, who had the free run of her bedroom. I was sleeping on the floor in a sleeping bag, and it kept running up my body, parking on my face and chomping on my eyelashes. It was the most fucking unnerving thing in the world.

 

[Tenko]

Seriously rats are ok but as Damini said they are frickin fearless beasts when it comes to attacking humans.

In the trenches they'd eat the fingers and toes of soldiers too week to fight them off <shudder>

Most predators would stay away from a sleeping human but not a bloody rat. Plus I live in Salford and I see way too many wild rats to be fond of the pet ones.




Oh and I read all those James Herbert books about rats when I was a kiduke:

 

[Jonaldo]

Originally posted by Damini
I once had a rat eat my eyelashes while I slept

You really should train Kenny better m'dear

 

[Munkey-]

Whoops, so it was .cask, i normally just look at the avatar.

 

[evilmonkeh]

what about putting a rat in a steel bucket on someones stomach
apply heat
watch.

 

[Yoni]

Originally posted by Deadmanwalking
That will explain something then

ehum what you trying to say

 

[Ekydus]

Originally posted by Munkey-
At least it's better than his dog. I was scratching his dogs belly and he got a big erection (the dog, not the mate)

That comes from as far back as wolves. It is part of social interaction that dogs and wolves do this. If they are in favour of the alpha male say, they will present their under side and it will get rubbed. That's why dogs like humans doing it to them, they are usually low in the pecking order (to the dogs atleast), this is also why if you have a dog and then bring a new born baby into the house the dog will become jealous; the dog feels that it is moving down in the pecking order and not getting much attention anymore. Either way, dogs are and always will be a better companion then any cat.

 

[evilmonkeh]

i used to think that cats > dogs.
but then i read Plague Dogs, and it was a really good book now i know that dogs > cats.
nuff said init?

 

[SilverHood]

werent those 2 magicians in the simpsons once? the one were flanders and homer go to Vegas?

 

[Deadmanwalking]

Originally posted by Y0ni
ehum what you trying to say

You know what im on about

 

[Tenko]

Originally posted by SilverHood
werent those 2 magicians in the simpsons once? the one were flanders and homer go to Vegas?

Yup, them the guys

 

[Tom]

If you really want to impress a cat, scratch its back just forward of its tail, and also its neck, and behind its ears, and especially right on top of its scalp.

I have yet to find a cat that will not love you for the above. Scratching its belly is asking for trouble, they don't really like it, its just play to them, and they'll go for you.

 

[scooby-doo]

i would love to walk down our high street with a tiger on a lead,just to watch all those little shits with there pitbulls etc shit themselves,oh and the dog 2 for that matter.