LIfe and Death in Avon and Somerset

xane · Nov 28, 2003

evilmonkeh · Nov 28, 2003

uh oh thats where i live!

Cloowwwnnn · Nov 28, 2003

What fucking idiots...

xane · Nov 28, 2003

Don't worry, there wasn't one about a hamster and a cigarette lighter.

Summo · Nov 28, 2003

Rocking! I'm off to do some prank calls! AND 999 CALLS ARE FREE!

Summo · Nov 28, 2003

Heh heh.

"You don't dial 999 to look for your glasses..."

Embattle · Nov 28, 2003

I saw this some time ago, it is utterly stupid what some people call 999 for.....like people who call it because they have a nose bleed.

Summo · Nov 28, 2003

dysfunction · Nov 28, 2003

The police should go around to their homes and chop their fingers off for dialing 999 for no good reason.

Tom · Nov 28, 2003

Originally posted by Summo

eek! Unshrink my brother!

Cdr · Nov 29, 2003

Could we not just shrink you to match?

SoWat · Nov 29, 2003

A male caller has dialled 999 to say that his wife has gone out without leaving any food to eat.

That one made my day!

Wij · Nov 29, 2003

Indeed. That ro><0red