shamelessly stole from DAOC

[doh_boy]

so would you

0_o

 

[xane]

I thought the "orgasmatron" was from Woody Allen's Sleeper, forgot about the Barbarella one

 

[leggy]

I was gonna say "We could do with a male version", but remembered that most men are aroused by a vibrating bus seat.

 

[L_Plates]

Why is it women always say they never have an orgasm, ffs what are we useless at sex or what !

 

[Yoni]

hmmmms i want to post something here however I feel that my point of view will not be read with the intent with which it is written.

 

[L_Plates]

You will never know unless you post it

 

[leggy]

Originally posted by Yoni
hmmmms i want to post something here however I feel that my point of view will not be read with the intent with which it is written.

Oh god, I really want to hear what you have to say now

If you can't post it here, pm meh

 

[Yoni]

no point in trying tbh

 

[L_Plates]

Come on Yoni

 

[Tenko]

Researcher Dr Stuart Meloy said: "I thought people would be beating my door down to become part of the trial, but so far I am struggling to find people.

Only one woman has completed the first stage of the study. She agreed to have wires from an external device inserted into her spinal cord.

"

Spinal cord?!

No bloody wonder, he hasnt had to many takers, you really woulndt want people pissing around with your spinal cord if you can help it do you?

 

[Mr.Monkey]

Originally posted by Tenko
Spinal cord?!

No bloody wonder, he hasnt had to many takers, you really woulndt want people pissing around with your spinal cord if you can help it do you?

And the only people who will want it will likely be aroused by the idea of having stuff in their spine.....

 

[L_Plates]

Originally posted by Mr.Monkey
And the only people who will want it will likely be aroused by the idea of having stuff in their spine.....

wtf how can that be arousing ?

 

[Mr.Monkey]

Originally posted by L_Plates
wtf how can that be arousing ?

You clearly haven't been to public school.

 

[L_Plates]

Originally posted by Mr.Monkey
You clearly haven't been to public school.

No i havnt thank fuck.

 

[Sar]

Originally posted by L_Plates
Why is it women always say they never have an orgasm, ffs what are we useless at sex or what !

Speak for yourself.

*boast*

 

[L_Plates]

Originally posted by Sar
Speak for yourself.

*boast*

My lady has never complaind

 

[Cloowwwnnn]

Probably because she can't understand what you're typing

 

[L_Plates]

oh you bitch !

 

[Louster]

Originally posted by Cloowwwnnn
Probably because she can't understand what you're typing

More likely because he sewed her mouth shut and keeps her in a cage and cuts off fingers when she misbehaves.

 

[Cloowwwnnn]

Mek mi crai ((

 

[L_Plates]

Originally posted by Louster
More likely because he sewed her mouth shut and keeps her in a cage and cuts off fingers when she misbehaves.

*wierdo* *cough*

 

[Cloowwwnnn]

DISPROVE IT THEN!!!

 

[Louster]

Hey, hey, easy there buddy, it's alright. I'm not judging anybody, here. No one's going to hurt you or take her away.

 

[Cloowwwnnn]

Hey Louster, make a new track for us to play when I get home

 

[leggy]

Originally posted by Sar
Speak for yourself.

*boast*

You're only married a few months and she's lying to you already. nice.

 

[L_Plates]

Originally posted by Louster
Hey, hey, easy there buddy, it's alright. I'm not judging anybody, here. No one's going to hurt you or take her away.

I wish they would take her away at times

 

[Louster]

Is that a conspirational wink? I'm not into those games, pal. I said nobody would hurt you, and they won't, yet, but you have to start cooperating too, you hear? The only deal we make here will be on my terms.

 

[L_Plates]

Erm ok !




*scratches head*

 

[Louster]

Good. That's a good start. Keep that up and I'm sure this'll all be over soon enough. You'd like that, right? You'd like for this to over as quickly and painlessly as possible, right? I know you would. Anyone would. Now, you just stay put and we'll be back in a little while, okay? We just have to take care of a few things first.

 

[doh_boy]

Say 'ello to my liddle friend!