Sexy

[Will]

My sabre pwns your sabre.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Ah. Well played sir, well played... *retreats to plot revenge*

 

[Uara]

Pffft Aerial sabre's can't beat ones that can hide in tunnels.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Uara, i was about to counter with that, but it has no AA capabilities.

 

[Uara]

hmmmmm true, altho im sure you can attach some primitive device onto the cupola. some beefy MG or something.

 

[Edmond]

Yeah, Edmonds tool is only a tool, we real men have powertools

Real men dont need power for their tools Toht !!!!!

 

[Yoni]

Confidence, a touch of humorous arrogance, doey eyes and a bright smile.... oh and most importantly because I am clumsy and a bit childish.. patience!

 

[Trem]

Confidence, a touch of humorous arrogance, doey eyes and a bright smile.... oh and most importantly because I am clumsy and a bit childish.. patience!

Jesus Chrsit I fit all the profiles needed to be a sex god.

Apart from patience, oh and confidence, I do have doey eyes though, well when I say that what I mean is I have one eye in the cake shop (one eye looking at you and the other looking for you).

 

[MYstIC G]

So, back on topic...

I know this is weird, but I really like people with prominent canine teeth. Not derangedly so, and people who goth up and wear vampire teeth DO NOT tick this box, but I do like it. April Lavigne has lovely teeth

I also find dark hair with light coloured eyes very sexy. Irish accents. I quite like spoken German, its very gutteral. Stubble on a man = rah. Men should be able to grow hair in all kinds of inappropriate places, and a waxed body is a sign of weakness. WEAKNESS I TELL YOU.

Talent. Any kind of talent is really sexy, musical, acting, being an expert in a certain field, sport... Oh, martial artists are incredibly sexy. Sword fighting is insanely hot, unless it's fencing, which isn't so much. Uniforms are nice, men in uniform fighting with swords = nirvana.

*Snuggles up to her Sharpe boxset*

Would I be the only one now thinking that Lou is a raving lezzer, looking for a butch german woman to be her other half who only really lives with Kenny for the tax breaks/cover story for parents?

 

[russell]

Sexy is ... NOT me this morning. Still in PJ's, morning breath, bed head with roots showing, and ketchup on my nose. Delightful.

 

[Chilly]

how the fuck didi you get ketchup in your nez? run out of brown sauce?

 

[Yoni]

Russell I know how you feel... yesterday by 6.30pm I was not sexeh at all.... I'm packing boxes ready to move.. so I am overly warm (as ladies don't sweat), my nail varnish is chipped... my nails knackered... I and dirt over my jeans, down my top and across my face.. I know it is on my face as when I ran to the hairdressers yesterday evening I looked in the mirror and looked like I had been trying to camoflage myself in the undergrowth. I think I was a bit smelly as well EURGH!!

Oh well today is a new day of cleaning so I get to feel disgusting all over again by this evening!!

 

[Wij]

Russell I know how you feel... yesterday by 6.30pm I was not sexeh at all.... I'm packing boxes ready to move.. so I am overly warm (as ladies don't sweat), my nail varnish is chipped... my nails knackered... I and dirt over my jeans, down my top and across my face.. I know it is on my face as when I ran to the hairdressers yesterday evening I looked in the mirror and looked like I had been trying to camoflage myself in the undergrowth. I think I was a bit smelly as well EURGH!!

*fap*

 

[tris-]

vin diesel is sexy and thats why he looks like me everyday.

he is modelling on me not the other way around.

 

[Trem]

*fap*

Bastard! I was going to say that

So.....

Sexy is ... NOT me this morning. Still in PJ's, morning breath, bed head with roots showing, and ketchup on my nose. Delightful.

*fap*

vin diesel is sexy and thats why he looks like me everyday.

he is modelling on me not the other way around.

Doesn't he look like a spacker though?

 

[russell]

What is 'fap'?

 

[tris-]

Doesn't he look like a spacker though?

so do i, whats the problem?

 

[old.user4556]

What is 'fap'?

It's onomatopoeia for wank.

fap fap fap fap fap *grunt* *sleep*

 

[Trem]

It's onomatopoeia for wank.

fap fap fap fap fap *grunt* *sleep*

I disagree.

its *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *splurdge* *wipe* *smoke* *fap*

 

[old.user4556]

Dunno Trem, that sounds a bit romantic to me?

 

[Trem]

Dunno Trem, that sounds a bit romantic to me?

Hmmm I see your point. You think I should miss out the wiping bit?

 

[Dukat]

where's the *zzzzziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiippp*?

its just not right without it!

 

[Debaser]

Not everyone wears a Gimp mask while doing it, Dukat.

 

[old.user4556]

Hmmm I see your point. You think I should miss out the wiping bit?

Depends I suppose, are you wiping your bell on their nightie, face, or on a piece of tissue?

 

[Dukat]

Not everyone wears a Gimp mask while doing it, Dukat.

Not everyone, just we few, we happy few, we band of brothers' ?

 

[Chilly]

de-quote fail

 

[Trem]

Depends I suppose, are you wiping your bell on their nightie, face, or on a piece of tissue?

Well, usually my mums hair while she is still asleep.

 

[old.user4556]

...and I thought romance was dead!

 

[russell]

Uhhh YUK.
You guys are just filth.

 

[Ch3tan]

and you have only just figured this out?