Sexy

[Rubric]

Knee high boots, and titwanks tbh.

 

[Scouse]

Being male I find more and more things sexy as the number of seconds since the last time I came increases.

What they are depends on the amount of time that's passed...

 

[TdC]

Being male I find more and more things sexy as the number of seconds since the last time I came increases.

What they are depends on the amount of time that's passed...

dog vomit? you perv!

 

[Scouse]

dog vomit? you perv!

As long as it's still warm it's quite a nice sensation...

...does make cleaning under the foreskin a trifle retch-inducing tho

 

[old.Tohtori]

...does make cleaning under the foreskin a trifle retch-inducing tho

And that's a change in your every day life how exactly?

 

[Scouse]

And that's a change in your every day life how exactly?

I have to do it myself rather than getting your mum to do it...

 

[old.Tohtori]

I have to do it myself rather than getting your mum to do it...

Aye, well, we can't all learn to wipe our own behind when we're 5

 

[Damini]

So, back on topic...

I know this is weird, but I really like people with prominent canine teeth. Not derangedly so, and people who goth up and wear vampire teeth DO NOT tick this box, but I do like it. April Lavigne has lovely teeth

I also find dark hair with light coloured eyes very sexy. Irish accents. I quite like spoken German, its very gutteral. Stubble on a man = rah. Men should be able to grow hair in all kinds of inappropriate places, and a waxed body is a sign of weakness. WEAKNESS I TELL YOU.

Talent. Any kind of talent is really sexy, musical, acting, being an expert in a certain field, sport... Oh, martial artists are incredibly sexy. Sword fighting is insanely hot, unless it's fencing, which isn't so much. Uniforms are nice, men in uniform fighting with swords = nirvana.

*Snuggles up to her Sharpe boxset*

 

[Ch3tan]

and a waxed body is a sign of weakness. WEAKNESS I TELL YOU.

Take note deebs

 

[TdC]

I love you Damini. I may well solid snake night vision ninja into your house one night and steal you from Kenny.

 

[russell]

Fworrr.. that look when a man is really concentrating on what he is doing. And power tools. Men with power tools that is sexy.

 

[Ch3tan]

Oh jesus russ, edit that before Trem reads it.

 

[Edmond]

Fworrr.. that look when a man is really concentrating on his tool.

Too late, fixed that for you russ........

 

[TdC]

I have that look all the time!

 

[old.Tohtori]

Too late, fixed that for you russ........

Yeah, Edmonds tool is only a tool, we real men have powertools

 

[Trem]

Fworrr.. that look when a man is really concentrating on what he is doing. And power tools. Men with power tools that is sexy.

Omg, I have so many power tools you just wouldn't believe and I always concentrate when using them. Granted I often damage myself quite badly but thats beside the point. I also quite often have my arse crack showing.

I aer teh sex0r!!!

You need to have a chat with Samm I reckon, because whenever I get power tools out she sort of cries a little bit. She once hid my saw from me

 

[Malecheon]

You need to have a chat with Samm I reckon, because whenever I get power tools out she sort of cries a little bit. She once hid my saw from me

She probably doesn't find trips to A&E that sexy.

 

[Edmond]

Are you a bit of a disaster area when it comes to DIY then Trem????

 

[Trem]

Are you a bit of a disaster area when it comes to DIY then Trem????

I am actually quite good really but I lose my rag quite easily and my patience isn't what it should be. So if I lose my rag with a chainsaw in my hand it can be quite costly to my skin/bones. I tired to smash a brick last year and it wouldn't budge so I saw red and took a he-man type swing at it with my demolition hammer and it missed and cracked me right on the ankle (the ankle I had not long snapped ligaments in chasing my dogs).

 

[Edmond]

The worst i ever did in a fit of rage was to throw my cordless DeWalt of the scaffold i was on cos i dropped all my fixings down the cavity. It still worked though, amazing really, as it bounced quite a bit

 

[Ch3tan]

Are you a bit of a disaster area when it comes to DIY then Trem????

Have you not read the threads to read before you die thread!!?

https://forums.freddyshouse.com/general2/221564-happy-now-ch3t.html

 

[Trem]

Have you not read the threads to read before you die thread!!?

https://forums.freddyshouse.com/general2/221564-happy-now-ch3t.html

In all fairness that was totally Ch3ts fault

 

[taB]

cos i dropped all my fixings down the cavity.

Is that how it's described these days :kissit:

 

[Kryten]

So, back on topic...

Talent. Any kind of talent is really sexy, musical, acting, being an expert in a certain field, sport... Oh, martial artists are incredibly sexy. Sword fighting is insanely hot, unless it's fencing, which isn't so much. Uniforms are nice, men in uniform fighting with swords = nirvana.

Why can I now imagine WPKenny in an Equilibrium attire flashing around the place like Christian Bale with sideburns, sword and all :|

 

[TdC]

dammit, you made me think of it before I could stop myself :/

 

[Ch3tan]

Well the man can't poach an egg, I'm guessing giving him a sword would not end well for his sideburns.

 

[Kryten]

lol, very true.

But an accomplished swordsman would have no problems cutting open a boiled egg in which to dip his soldiers


"Please stop showing off at the breakfast table, dear!"

 

[Damini]

Oh god, if Kenny could sword fight he'd have no time at all to be online talking about poached eggs, let alone the minute spent popping them in the microwave.

Rawr.

 

[Will]

I can teach him. My years learning sabre weren't wasted.

 

[old.Tohtori]

I can teach him. My years learning sabre weren't wasted.

I too know the ways of the sabre:

Go get 'em boy!