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~Mobius~

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Dunno what you're on about, Elves are beautiful. (By description anyway)
 
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Wij

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Originally posted by ~Mobius~
Dunno what you're on about, Elves are beautiful. (By description anyway)

But without any conclusive proof on the anal-dentures and their taste for man-cock-flesh would you risk it ?
 
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doh_boy

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Well there is a history of long-term inter-species relations. So wouldn't any anal-denture->phallic action be a barrier to such relations?
 
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~Mobius~

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I'd rather travel to Bree with them, but thats just me.
 
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Wij

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Originally posted by doh_boy
Well there is a history of long-term inter-species relations. So wouldn't any anal-denture->phallic action be a barrier to such relations?

Perhaps they used turkey-basters.
 
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Testin da Cable

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you're very anally fixated today Wijlet. even more than usual!
 
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~Mobius~

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Originally posted by Testin da Cable
you're very anally fixated today Wijlet. even more than usual!

If that was possible. :(
 
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Swift^

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I gave him some the other night, reawoken his love for the rear.
 
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doh_boy

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Originally posted by Sar
What'll you do for the other 14½ minutes?

:D


Wouldn't the time spent on sex depend on who was 'giving' and not wij?


;)
 
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Tom

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I'm off to watch it in about 9.5 hours time, can't wait :D
 
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Conchabar

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i hope this isnt as big a let down as matrix 3 was tbh
 
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~Mobius~

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Originally posted by Conchabar
i hope this isnt as big a let down as matrix 3 was tbh

Well every newspaper says it excellent, I know they have to say that but EVERYONE has praised it as the best of the 3.
 
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Tom

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IT AM GOOD!!!11!

Very good actually, it plain excels. Excellent climactic ending, and lots of back-story included in the film. Superb stuff, I can't wait for the extended edition DVD Boxset now.
 
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Jonaldo

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Originally posted by Tom
IT AM GOOD!!!11!

Very good actually, it plain excels. Excellent climactic ending, and lots of back-story included in the film. Superb stuff, I can't wait for the extended edition DVD Boxset now.
How did you spend your 15 minute break? Or didn't they have one?
 
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leggy

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Originally posted by Tom
UCI Cinema.

that didn't answer the god damn question!

did you have a wank over frodo's hairy feet?
 
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~Mobius~

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Originally posted by leggy
did you have a wank over frodo's hairy feet?

I know I will. :D

Man I really want to watch it now. :<
 
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BrassMonkey

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It is a fantastic film, well worth it. I went to UGC cinema and there was no 15 minute break.

Although my friends (who haven't read the books) enjoyed it alot more than i did as the films do switch some stuff or blatantly ignore it. Won't say what.

Regardless, it's still fantastic and highly recommended. No doubt the trilogy will be one of the classics for generations to come.
 
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Conchabar

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well i thought the film was good none of it amazingly gr8 and alot of parts were over extended much like the ending i thought the film was going to end 20 mins early then it continued on and on 1 bit i didnt like though over all twas quite good.. the fighting scenes which was the reason i went really was excellent gr8 cgi :>
 
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Wij

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Originally posted by doh_boy
Wouldn't the time spent on sex depend on who was 'giving' and not wij?


;)

But then how can I poo ? :eek:
 
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leggy

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I thought it was visually excellent. Just a little lacking elsewhere. The ending was a farse imo.

I was certain there was gonna be a bit of hobbit 3-way at one point.
 
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Insane

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Originally posted by Sar
Already is imo.

Can't wait to the weekend.

:D

better not be the friday 9:30pm showing at the odyssey :eek:
 
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BrassMonkey

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Yeah i think credit where credits due though, they're trying to follow 3 seperate (yet interlinked) plot lines at once and so the movie can seem to 'jump about a bit' like one minute it's a giant fuck off army marching towards Minas Tirith with booming drums etc. then it cuts to a quiet, tense scene of Frodo and Sam.

When i saw that army and the drums i thought 'get in, huge battle :D'
 
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Furr

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Saw it today and was resonably impressed, although the cinema i went to had a god damn 15 minute break.

Battle scene rocked, was also disapointed they didn't show merry and pippin taller even though you see them grow in extended two towers edition. Gollum was excellent.

Although the ending went on for soooooooo long.

On the whole a good ending to a great series. Although whats going to be special about next year without lord of the rings.

sigh*
 

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