SPAM random annoying things

[Raven]

Marketing bollocks-speak.

Just seen some dick head wanting to "explore weed prevention" on the village facebook page.

 

[Deebs]

Marketing bollocks-speak.

Just seen some dick head wanting to "explore weed prevention" on the village facebook page.

The what? Explore how to prevent weeds? Is he the village idiot?

 

[Scouse]

The what? Explore how to prevent weeds? Is he the village idiot?

Actually, "explore how to prevent weeds" can be a really interesting subject. There's loads of strategies - from mulching, no-dig, companion cover cropping, yadda yadda yadda.

I prepare my beds with a layer of cardboard (with all the labels and sellotape taken off) in November, cover with a layer of compost (made from our chicken manure and straw and shit and all our food waste which we compost down), then when it comes to planting time we dib holes in through the cardboard (which rots down) and plant our stuff into those holes.

It surpresses most of the weeds long enough for the veggies to get a head-start early in the season, then a light hoeing keeps the new weed growth from overtaking them.


Well. That's the theory. I'm a lazy fuck who gets the timing wrong, doesn't hoe enough, doesn't do composting very assiduously and ends up with a massive weedy nightmare - and the birds try to eat my veggie.

I've just kicked the cat off my leeks.

 

[DaGaffer]

Actually, "explore how to prevent weeds" can be a really interesting subject. There's loads of strategies - from mulching, no-dig, companion cover cropping, yadda yadda yadda.

I prepare my beds with a layer of cardboard (with all the labels and sellotape taken off) in November, cover with a layer of compost (made from our chicken manure and straw and shit and all our food waste which we compost down), then when it comes to planting time we dib holes in through the cardboard (which rots down) and plant our stuff into those holes.

It surpresses most of the weeds long enough for the veggies to get a head-start early in the season, then a light hoeing keeps the new weed growth from overtaking them.


Well. That's the theory. I'm a lazy fuck who gets the timing wrong, doesn't hoe enough, doesn't do composting very assiduously and ends up with a massive weedy nightmare - and the birds try to eat my veggie.

I've just kicked the cat off my leeks.

I'm going out to kill the weeds on my driveway with fire in the morning. I've tried every other fucking thing.

 

[caLLous]

I'm going out to kill the weeds on my driveway with fire in the morning. I've tried every other fucking thing.

That's all that works for me (assuming you mean one of those proper blowtorch things). Modern, "environmentally friendly" weedkillers are worse than useless in my experience, you might as well water the weeds for all the good those products do.

 

[DaGaffer]

That's all that works for me (assuming you mean one of those proper blowtorch things). Modern, "environmentally friendly" weedkillers are worse than useless in my experience, you might as well water the weeds for all the good those products do.

Yep. I have a brick driveway and I live next a bloody great field that dumps every kind of weed spore on the planet down every crack. The blowtorch is slow but it doesn't fend the fuckers off for a while. I'm going to replace the whole driveway with something impervious eventually

 

[Jupitus]

Yep. I have a brick driveway and I live next a bloody great field that dumps every kind of weed spore on the planet down every crack. The blowtorch is slow but it doesn't fend the fuckers off for a while. I'm going to replace the whole driveway with something impervious eventually

'EVERY' crack ?

 

[Scouse]

Yep. I have a brick driveway and I live next a bloody great field that dumps every kind of weed spore on the planet down every crack. The blowtorch is slow but it doesn't fend the fuckers off for a while. I'm going to replace the whole driveway with something impervious eventually

Plant Scarlett Pimpernel in your cracks. At least your driveway will be pretty.

Here, I found an irish cunt to describe them, in infuriating detail:


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ArczjhvhcZM

 

[Scouse]

*Actually. Now I've found said Irish Cunt, I'm amazed how many video's he's done but for a handful of views. And I think I'm going to enjoy the content.

God. I'm old.

 

[Embattle]

Yep. I have a brick driveway and I live next a bloody great field that dumps every kind of weed spore on the planet down every crack. The blowtorch is slow but it doesn't fend the fuckers off for a while. I'm going to replace the whole driveway with something impervious eventually

We have one of those driveways, it is now common in new builds and called permeable paving and is designed to reduce the amount of rain water reaching drains.

Every so often I use our Ryobi patio cleaner to clear out the moss and weeds.

 

[Deebs]

Funny you mention that I borrowed a blow torch from my brother, the length (ok shaft) is around 1m in length and is designed to burn shit without reaching or bending over. I also have a block paver weed remover with a wire brush that spins.

 

[Embattle]

Fuel prices are bound to increase tomorrow.

 

[Gwadien]

I think the terrorist attacks are going to be far more annoying.

 

[Scouse]

I think the terrorist attacks are going to be far more annoying.

I don't know. The US is our ally, why would they violate the UN Charter to bomb us?

 

[DaGaffer]

Funny you mention that I borrowed a blow torch from my brother, the length (ok shaft) is around 1m in length and is designed to burn shit without reaching or bending over. I also have a block paver weed remover with a wire brush that spins.

I have rotary weed removers, electric burners, power hoses, weed killer sprays, the lot. A good power hosing does work but only the industrial strength couple-of-knackers-with-a-van kind. (cost about €300 a pop)

The blowtorch is the only one that works that doesn't cost an arm and a leg.

Serves me right for living near green stuff. Fucking nature.

 

[Embattle]

I have rotary weed removers, electric burners, power hoses, weed killer sprays, the lot. A good power hosing does work but only the industrial strength couple-of-knackers-with-a-van kind. (cost about €300 a pop)

The blowtorch is the only one that works that doesn't cost an arm and a leg.

Serves me right for living near green stuff. Fucking nature.

I don't obsess too much over the weeds, moss, etc., and I'll do it every year at most.

At least the white render looks much better than the multi-materials mashup, although like the white render on ours, it'll show stuff over time

 

[Gwadien]

Weeds are good anyway, fuck monoculture, especially grass.

Here's @Scouse for your Ted talk