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Lamp

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Everyone ages. Some people look even better the older they get. For example, here's magician Paul Daniels looking half his age. Still playing to the audience. What a star !

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She looks alright to me, a typical middle-age woman photographed in poor lighting conditions. Who is anyone here to judge.
 

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She looks alright to me, a typical middle-age woman photographed in poor lighting conditions. Who is anyone here to judge.
I'm here to judge, because she's joined the spiritual universal life church or something.

Still. Would bang. But I'm getting on myself.
 

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If you're getting it on yourself, mop it up with a kleenex
 

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Just got off the phone with one of my medical teams as they want to see me face to face next week. It takes me 2 hours to get to London and a bit longer to get home...

Me: "Can you make this a telephone appt please?"
Then: "Sorry, we have pre-booked face to face and pre-booked telephone appointments"
Me: "Surely it's easy to have a phone call as they don't need to inspect me for anything?"
Them: "Not how it works, even though you're right"
Me: "Then I need to reschedule"
Them: "April"
Me: "Cool, done"

I may have just found an improvement for the NHS. Maybe if it's not a mandatory F2F (e.g. not sticking their fingers in me and playing puppet master) then a phone call would do.
 

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I'm here to judge, because she's joined the spiritual universal life church or something.

Still. Would bang. But I'm getting on myself.

I had to go back a page when I realised you weren't talking about the photo at the top of the page.
 

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Just got off the phone with one of my medical teams as they want to see me face to face next week. It takes me 2 hours to get to London and a bit longer to get home...

Me: "Can you make this a telephone appt please?"
Then: "Sorry, we have pre-booked face to face and pre-booked telephone appointments"
Me: "Surely it's easy to have a phone call as they don't need to inspect me for anything?"
Them: "Not how it works, even though you're right"
Me: "Then I need to reschedule"
Them: "April"
Me: "Cool, done"

I may have just found an improvement for the NHS. Maybe if it's not a mandatory F2F (e.g. not sticking their fingers in me and playing puppet master) then a phone call would do.
Reminds me of the conversation between Basil Fawlty and Mr Hamilton

"Well if you could have dinner now it would be easier for us"
"Shall I go to bed now, would that be easier for you ?"

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AAA games prices.

Civ 7 £59.99 base £119.99 for the gamepass.

*Trump voice* I am hearing £99.99 base for GTA, everyone loves it!

Get to absolute fuck.
 

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And then when Zuma fail or decide to move on, your amazingly expensive speaker and light is bricked.
 

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And then when Zuma fail or decide to move on, your amazingly expensive speaker and light is bricked.
Nah. Unless there's a hardware failure then it'll just carry on working. It doesn't require anything external to validate. Now if google stopped supporting google home, that'd be a thing.

I'm looking at these as an alternative:

I like 4 hour baths after a freezing cold full-day bike ride. Falling asleep to chopin, or listening to an audiobook in the bath is a genuine couldn't-feel-more-blessed pleasure.
 

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If the recent Chromecast outages teach us anything, you should keep the brains in a separate box from the rest so when they explode you don't have to rip out everything and start again
 

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If the recent Chromecast outages teach us anything, you should keep the brains in a separate box from the rest so when they explode you don't have to rip out everything and start again
Nah, because what happens when that separate box goes fubar?

Cursory google shows Google has an expired cert. They're fixing it by pushing a number of updates. Google was able to build new firmware and start pushing to 10 year old devices in just a couple of days. Find that level of service from some pokey home-automation system and I'd be flabberghasted.

Google literally wrote the book on site reliability engineering that all the big corporates - including Amazon and Apple and all the banks - are following.

The fact that they're not tracking certificate expiry so well is unsurprising to me as it's a historical challenge for a lot of organisations.
 

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Nah. Unless there's a hardware failure then it'll just carry on working. It doesn't require anything external to validate. Now if google stopped supporting google home, that'd be a thing.

I'm looking at these as an alternative:

I like 4 hour baths after a freezing cold full-day bike ride. Falling asleep to chopin, or listening to an audiobook in the bath is a genuine couldn't-feel-more-blessed pleasure.

Far too expensive for what is basically cheap technology. Much more reliable and cost effective to just install dumb speakers, wired to an amp somewhere.
 

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Far too expensive for what is basically cheap technology. Much more reliable and cost effective to just install dumb speakers, wired to an amp somewhere.
Balls to that. For a start I've got to have an amp somewhere, then I have to trail wires all through a house which has 1m thick stone walls. And if I did that, I wouldn't be able to whack 'em into my current speaker groups - and I like playing music in every single room in my house, outside, in the shed, in the shepherd's hut and out by the hot tub and fire pit, should I so desire.

Or maybe, when people go to bed, just the outside speakers.

Or when I'm in the bath, just change what's playing in the bathroom, from my phone.

Balls to dumb everything. Even my old dumb stereo from 1991 has a chromecast hanging out of the back of it.

#firstworldproblems I know, but I'd never go back to old tech for music.
 

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Dumbass Amazon adverts. Adblock seems to get rid of most, but I get a random trailer on Prime, before shows.

They just showed me a trailer for *checks notes* Earth Abides, before I started watching Earth Abides.
 

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My fucking fitness. Or rather lack thereof.

Just rode to Bangor, ostensibly to pick up a couple of sample tiles. About 27 miles / 2300ft of elevation gain. Then train back to Betws Y Coed and a ride back up the hill to my house.

The hill to my house took us about an hour. On a bike it should take about 15 mins, tops. :eek:
 

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Dumbass Amazon adverts. Adblock seems to get rid of most, but I get a random trailer on Prime, before shows.

They just showed me a trailer for *checks notes* Earth Abides, before I started watching Earth Abides.

I will add to this, I saw a different advert on the second episode, for some comedy show (the usual Taskmaster crew) I then saw the same advert every single fucking episode, I think advertisers are just trolling now. Useless industry, serves zero purpose. If I wanted to watch it, which I won't, then 1 advert would have been plenty, 6+ repeats of the same advert is not going to change my mind.
 

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