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Scouse

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Autoplay. Anything that autoplays, ever.

There's a couple of links people have posted on FH recently that autoplay with audio.

Hate that shit.
 

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There is a couple who deliver for Hermes round my way, but they don't do the deliveries until the evening as they both have day jobs. They are really polite and you are in when they come. Can't fault it tbh
Guy that delivers for Hermes when in Falmouth is great. Always offer him a cuppa or drink if I'm around.
 

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Autoplay. Anything that autoplays, ever.

There's a couple of links people have posted on FH recently that autoplay with audio.

Hate that shit.

On your phone? should be an option to turn it off.
 

Bodhi

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Having to leave Fiji to go back to the UK, where the weather is shit, the sea is cold, the people are miserable and kava is illegal.
 

Bodhi

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And just to make things even worse, decided on our last day to go snorkeling. Went out to the spot .jumped in and the current was way stronger than expected. Whilst flailing around trying to get back on the boat my wedding ring came off, never to be seen again.

I say my wedding ring, but it was actually my dad's, given to him by my mum in 1965. Gutted doesn't describe it.
 

CorNokZ

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And just to make things even worse, decided on our last day to go snorkeling. Went out to the spot .jumped in and the current was way stronger than expected. Whilst flailing around trying to get back on the boat my wedding ring came off, never to be seen again.

I say my wedding ring, but it was actually my dad's, given to him by my mum in 1965. Gutted doesn't describe it.
This is literally one of my worst fears :(

So sorry to hear mate
 

Bodhi

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He did love the South Pacific, so at least a part of him will always be there. The guys from the resort said they would look.for it next time they go out, not holding too much hope out tho.

We shouldn't have even been out there Tbh, current was ridiculous.
 

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And just to make things even worse, decided on our last day to go snorkeling. Went out to the spot .jumped in and the current was way stronger than expected. Whilst flailing around trying to get back on the boat my wedding ring came off, never to be seen again.

I say my wedding ring, but it was actually my dad's, given to him by my mum in 1965. Gutted doesn't describe it.
That sucks man. Feel for ya.
 

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Swedish newspapers trying to nuance the deal with people using their phones to film accidents such as people drowning instead of trying to help the person out (in Sweden) with the benefit of filming in school-shootings in the US. Good one.
 

Bodhi

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Jet lag. I've been awake at 4am every day since I got back from Fiji :(

Although it does mean I can go for 9 holes of golf before work this morning :)
 

CorNokZ

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Jet lag. I've been awake at 4am every day since I got back from Fiji :(

Although it does mean I can go for 9 holes of golf before work this morning :)
Fucking elitist prick with your Fiji and early morning golfing!

What's the next thing you're gonna say, eh? You drive a nice Bimmer!?
 

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The daughters new boyfriend is a golf fanatic, I'm still mtb with the ex...which is problematic.
Just cant get into golf, I can see the appeal, but everytime Ive played it, everyone takes it FAR too seriously.
 

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Played it liked it never got very good at it. If i would have belonged to a club would have had a haandicap of 26-28 or so i would guess. Was a fun way with mates for a sunday or a cheeky 9 after work in the summer.

But the guys i played with moved away and i got my bad back now so curtailed that.
 

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Phoning up PayPal

The automated assistant at the beginning is enough to make you throw your phone against the wall.

The humans aren't much better. Incapable of anything as soon as you go off script. I'll just put you on hold while I speak to my supervisor.

Just put me directly through to him. And put your knickers on.

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SilverHood

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Jesus Christ. Mother of God. Sweet Mary Jesus Joseph Mother of Christ. For fucks sake. Lazarus knows how I feel, because he was fucked while living and while dead.

I declined to renew my lease after living here for 6 years because the noise from the next door hotel roof top bar Rare was too much. Nightclub volume music until 2-3AM Tuesday to Sunday night. Forget it, I need to function next morning at work. Declined to renew my lease back in April because the noise was too much. Turns out, noise was too much for their own hotel guests. And they basically turned it off a week ago. Rooftop is closing at 11 PM every day. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.

Moving to a smaller apartment next week, longer commute, only slightly cheaper, no laundry in building, all because of a rooftop party that no longer happens.

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Nah, I asked, they already lined up contractors to renovate my current apartment, they are gutting it and putting it new kitchen, bathroom and floors.
Doesn't matter that does it? They still have to rent it out again? Or are they upping the rent?
 

fettoken

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Doesn't matter that does it? They still have to rent it out again? Or are they upping the rent?

If it's like here, they take any opportunity to add to the rent from any so called 'improvement'. Like, changing vertical striped wallpaper to horizontal, they'd find a fucking argument (any ludicrous, pulled out of the ass argument) to show It's stress reducing and warrants 50 bucks extra.
 
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SilverHood

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Doesn't matter that does it? They still have to rent it out again? Or are they upping the rent?

I would expect that they'd be able to charge an extra $400-500 a month once renovations are done. Finding someone to move in wont be a problem, most apartments in NYC are on the market for less than a week.
 

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I'm fully aware It's been posted here probably a dozen times before, but It's still relevant
 

fettoken

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Fucking migraines !!
Does it ruin the whole day?

Friend of mine had em for some time in the past. It started with slight trembling in her arm and light headache and at its worst, being unable to see clearly/speak properly. Apparently during a time of high stress due to circumstances.
 

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Does it ruin the whole day?

Friend of mine had em for some time in the past. It started with slight trembling in her arm and light headache and at its worst, being unable to see clearly/speak properly. Apparently during a time of high stress due to circumstances.
I get a flare in my eye about an hour before, so I know it’s comimg, been in bed since mid day.

Woke up about an hour ago. Usually it last longer and also makes me throw up, but this one wasn’t too bad.

Problem now is that I’m wide awake and will be all night which will fuck me up for tomorrow
 

Moriath

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I got the auras like you. Though i used to be stubborn enough that if they happened while at school or work i would just plow on through.

At home i would curl up and die in bed though. Never made me nauseous tho
 

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When you get your car washed and you always get the shortest guy who can't reach the roof properly
 

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When you buy a bag of M&Ms and theres no green ones.
 

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