SPAM random annoying things

[Gwadien]

~Bloody Diwali fireworks.
Its 11pm FFS. Go & read a book, or something.

People moaning about Diwali.

'Omfg, why r the pakis celebrating christmas 2 timez a year?'

As I said to the author of the above status; I'd rather support them in a country where we allow multiple faiths rather than a country that punishes for other beliefs.

 

[DaGaffer]

People moaning about Diwali.

'Omfg, why r the pakis celebrating christmas 2 timez a year?'

As I said to the author of the above status; I'd rather support them in a country where we allow multiple faiths rather than a country that punishes for other beliefs.

I'm pretty sure Diwali is a Hindu thing, YOU RACIST!

 

[old.Tohtori]

~Bloody Diwali fireworks.
Its 11pm FFS. Go & read a book, or something.

Would you be willing to give up santamas and year change celebrations in exchange?

 

[Lamp]

Nothing to do with anyone's religion. I don't care what ppl are. Its the noise of the bloody fireworks going off all fecking night that pissed me off.

Edit: and Yes, Toto. I couldn't give a dog's bumhole about New Years Eve. Such a crock of cack. There's nothing amazing about going from Dec 31 to Jan 1

 

[old.Tohtori]

 

[CorNokZ]

wi-fi on danish buses. if it never works don't advertise that it exists.

What line are you talking about? Usually works on the A busses

 

[Gwadien]

Nothing to do with anyone's religion. I don't care what ppl are. Its the noise of the bloody fireworks going off all fecking night that pissed me off.

Edit: and Yes, Toto. I couldn't give a dog's bumhole about New Years Eve. Such a crock of cack. There's nothing amazing about going from Dec 31 to Jan 1

So people should tone down their celebrations for a grumpy middle class guy playing piano?

I'm pretty sure Diwali is a Hindu thing, YOU RACIST!

That was more or less the joke

 

[Scouse]

I always loved Diwali in Bradford

 

[Lamp]

Spam. From Google+

"Here are 6 people you might know on Google+

1. Mercedes Benz (I don't have a Merc, FFS)
2. Miraslav Michalsec (who ??!)
3. Michael Lamers (who ??!)
4. Jordan Parry (who the fuck are these people...??)

etc"

 

[old.user4556]

I always loved Diwali in Bradford

I bet it sounds like Gaza, even looks like it too with all the Mosques.

 

[Raven]

Remembering that my arsehole isn't quite as good as my mouth with spicy food. Got a ring of fire this morning!

 

[Lamp]

Eating something so tasty so quickly it barely registers on your tastebuds...rinse & repeat... realise you've ate the entire pack of them. Then actually considering eating the cardboard packet. Just in case there's any residue flavour in it.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Seemingly one of the best zombie games coming out....on the Wii....

 

[MYstIC G]

or even the Wii U?

 

[Raven]

I heard the Wii U is bricking itself (becoming dead) in celebration.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Wii U, Wii, same weewee

 

[DaGaffer]

11 month olds who like to test their four new teeth on your thumb. I am literally bleeding on the keyboard here.

 

[TdC]

disruptive work being performed at your place of work...while you're working: in this case some people are using power drills somewhere in the bunker. since concrete conducts sound surprisingly well, it's quite annoying to the point where I am about to go home.

 

[opticle]

disruptive work being performed at your place of work...while you're working: in this case some people are using power drills somewhere in the bunker. since concrete conducts sound surprisingly well, it's quite annoying to the point where I am about to go home.

In the same vein, weekly fire alarm tests, carried out at the busiest time of the day - to the point that when there's an actual fire, no one gives a shit anymore.

 

[old.Tohtori]

11 month olds who like to test their four new teeth on your thumb. I am literally bleeding on the keyboard here.

I was about to post a joke, but it would've been way over the top

 

[fettoken]

Disappointed.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

The amount of people who come onto our work forums, clearly running pirated versions of the game asking us for/to:

Customer service
Fix their crashes (which only occur in pirate versions)
Release a crack
Release a no-cd crack
Give out product activation codes

Utterly stunned at people's stupidity.

 

[Punishment]

Dual mass flywheel failure.

 

[opticle]

Fix their crashes (which only occur in pirate versions)

You're pretty pessimistic about your software

 

[Billargh]

Eating something so tasty so quickly it barely registers on your tastebuds...rinse & repeat... realise you've ate the entire pack of them. Then actually considering eating the cardboard packet. Just in case there's any residue flavour in it.

Twiglets.

 

[sayward]

Printers that need updating and re installing! Why for goodness sake? Nothing has changed!

 

[Lamp]

Not making this the first post on Page 100
Oh well, someone else has to buy the drinks in that case.

 

[Lamp]

People who faff about telling you the time: "Its nine thirty-three. Oh no its not. Tell a lie. Silly me Its just clicked nine thirty-four. Sorry about that."

AAARRG

Just after half nine will have done me mate.

 

[Lamp]

Constantly craving food watching Masterchef.
They say you're not supposed to eat late at night. Fuck that. I'm getting myself some fish fingers.

 

[Bigmac]

Man flu.