SPAM random annoying things

[old.Tohtori]

Not making this the first post on Page 100
Oh well, someone else has to buy the drinks in that case.

Three tries and still no bacon

 

[TdC]

first post is overrated! first posts being overrated!!!

 

[old.Tohtori]

Welp, 100 pages, it started with an itchy bum and we haven't really gotten that far

Oh and on topic; people who are incoming with statements like "it's not 100 pages 'cause i have moobidoobydoo"

 

[Lamp]

Those fairy washing up liquid adverts. They give the impression it lasts for ages. It does if all you have to wash up is a thimble and two egg cups once a week. We seem to get thru it fecking quickly.

Got another legendary roast chicken dinner tomorrow night . Thats two roasting pans that will need soaking in hydrofluoric acid for 4 hours.

 

[old.Tohtori]

It does last quite a bit if you don't overuse it, usually people spend way too much of washing liquids anyway, especially soap and such.

 

[Lamp]

Aye, you're right. Anything potato based can be left to just soak in hot water, but oil / grease really does need some WUL to get rid of it properly.

 

[old.Tohtori]

"This video is not available in your country", then don't put it on the list

NEvermind, wanted to send them feedback on the issue but it seems they need feedback to fix their feedback system

 

[Lamp]

Why do we never get prostitutes going door-to-door?

Do I want to change my phone provider? Do you know how much you could save if you went with Buzz Energy Inc? Are you a Jehova Witness? Do you want your knives sharpened? Can I count on your vote? Need a tree cut down? Want your front cleaned? Need gutters unblocked?

Never get a brass coming up asking if you want to cum in her face for £35...

 

[old.Tohtori]

Well, 35 is a bit high, 10 buck suck will do.

 

[fettoken]

Is that what 50 y/o Finnish shot-putters charges in your country?


edit: Fair price for a quick once tho.

 

[Cadelin]

Leveling systems in RPG! They are all slightly different and there is always one random feat/skill/ability/level/item etc that isn't obvious but turns out to be essential. I want to enjoy the game as a story and if I don't go for the optimal build straight away I don't want that to ruin enjoyment later.

 

[Lamp]

Corporate jargon. Office phrases. Blue-sky thinking. Stop talking shit!

"I love the plasmic nature of your data modelling". AArrgh!


View: http://youtu.be/XuPYXfVUQHw

 

[TdC]

having a weak moment and posting a disclaimer fb status like a good little fb sheeperson, only to have 67 zillion comments on it before you can delete it again

 

[Raven]

tart

 

[Edmond]

Left FB a week ago, not missed it once

 

[old.Tohtori]

Is that what 50 y/o Finnish shot-putters charges in your country?

edit: Fair price for a quick once tho.

The 50s are expensive, they have experience. What you want is a good young one that's new to the business and doesn't know about the lateral first encounter offer.

 

[Scouse]

Left FB a week ago, not missed it once

Never joined. Added FB's IP address to loopback in my hosts file so even if I was one day tempted I probably wouldn't be arsed opening up notepad as administrator and removing the entry.

I've not only not "missed" it - I shake my head at the idiotic things that people come out with about it.

I can also go to the pub, for an entire day, and never look at the internet on my phone even once. Unlike avid facebookers

 

[old.Tohtori]

I can also go to the pub, for an entire day, and never look at the internet on my phone even once. Unlike avid facebookers

Weakling, i don't even have net on my phone.

 

[Scouse]

Weakling, i don't even have net on my phone.

I don't even have phone on my phone.

 

[fettoken]

I don't even have phone on my phone.

Todays youth..

 

[old.Tohtori]

I don't even have phone on my phone.

And that's the problem.

 

[opticle]

People who turn up late and still expect you to fucking accommodate them and give you attitude if you don't bend over backwards to do so.

 

[Lamp]

Books that are such epic page-turners that when you finish reading them you start missing it and wish the author had made the book eight times longer.

 

[Lamp]

a 10 buck suck will do.

£10? Where? Some East European slave den in a Soho basement?

The tramp in the park won't even do it for a tenner. He's put his price up to £19.50 (but he will give you a VAT receipt). So I'm told.

 

[sayward]

People on tv who should be able to speak coherent English saying the stupidest things.

Did Zoe Ball really mean to say 'a standing ovulation'?

And the weatherman who said 'the extra rain will exasperate the situation'. No it won't!

 

[old.user4556]

People who turn up late and still expect you to fucking accommodate them and give you attitude if you don't bend over backwards to do so.

Worse still, they make out like YOU have the problem, like you're not easy going enough to accommodate their quite frankly fucking ignorant cunty tardiness. Pricks.

 

[Raven]

I fucking hate people being late, I have a kind of OCD about it. Even a few minutes and it pisses me off.

 

[soze]

I fucking hate people being late, I have a kind of OCD about it. Even a few minutes and it pisses me off.

I agree, I get to work about 15 minutes early rather than risk traffic getting me there late. So when people walk in 10 minutes late for the 5th time that week it does my nut in. The they say traffic was bad this morning and i want to scream that just because you can get there in 10 minutes at 3am does not mean you can at 9am. Allow for traffic you twunts.

 

[old.Tohtori]

*stretches* Sliding worktimes, gotta love game dev.

 

[Ormorof]

groupwork at uni, oh how i loathe groupwork

yesterday i was stuck into a group with just me and some asian chick who didnt speak much english (which is absurd for an english speaking degree course) - so our "dialogue" for finnish class wasnt much help to me!

today in another project i discover half the damn group has dissapeared and are completely unreachable and as such me and the one other dude has to do their part of the work (which they have had 4 weeks to do) in two days ARGH - got some satisfaction after speaking to teacher though as he removed them from our group so even if they show up at the final presentation they are going to get a 0 lulz