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Tom

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Or people who stand looking at the shelf, trying to decide for two minutes which biscuits they want. Just get some fucking biscuits and fuck off.
 

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Or people who stand looking at the shelf, trying to decide for two minutes which biscuits they want. Just get some fucking biscuits and fuck off.
Take your time over luxuries ;)
 

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learning that your son and ex-wife cannot join me tomorrow due to the ex testing positive for covid. Fucksake.

Have offered to pay and help cook for a New Year Day get together for us all to celebrate Christmas.

Fuckit, I am going to watch Die Hard 2 (watched the first one last week).
 

DaGaffer

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learning that your son and ex-wife cannot join me tomorrow due to the ex testing positive for covid. Fucksake.

Have offered to pay and help cook for a New Year Day get together for us all to celebrate Christmas.

Fuckit, I am going to watch Die Hard 2 (watched the first one last week).
I'm in the doghouse. We're supposed to be visiting friends for New Year, and I've just found out the husband isn't vaccinated (I've always known he has tinfoil hat tendencies). My wife has now decided I'm not to be trusted not to call him an irresponsible fuckwit to his face, so she's cancelled but its my fault.
 

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What's wrong with calling someone an irresponsible fuckwitt? Surely that's the New Year spirit right there?!
 

Wij

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You should text him that he's a reet thick cunt then it's out of the way.
 

Gwadien

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Since like 10pm there's been an alarm going off around here.

It's not like a normal car/house alarm just 3 high pitch beeps repeated for 30 mins then it cuts out for 5 mins then continues.

I am going insane.
 

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Since like 10pm there's been an alarm going off around here.

It's not like a normal car/house alarm just 3 high pitch beeps repeated for 30 mins then it cuts out for 5 mins then continues.

I am going insane.
Sounds like battery has died in a fire alarm.
 

Tom

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Yeah this happens a lot, power goes out, alarm battery has died of old age, alarm has no power, battery in the siren still has juice and thinks "wtf the alarm isn't working", goes off.

Lead acid batteries for household alarms are cheap and easy to replace.
 

Scouse

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I literally cannot find anything that appeals in the Steam sale.

Maybe gaming's really beginning to die for me :(
 

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@Deebs - is it me or is it sometimes an age for page responses on FH at the moment?

Could be just FF I guess. But it's been a while so if it's not just me I'd have expected someone else to shout.
 

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@Deebs - is it me or is it sometimes an age for page responses on FH at the moment?

Could be just FF I guess. But it's been a while so if it's not just me I'd have expected someone else to shout.
I've been having annoyances but I think it's all Firefox related. Mostly clicking a Agree/Thumbs up takes ages to confirm but only on Firefox
 

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Found myself thinking much the same tbh, might get Dishonoured 2 finally and give it a whirl though
 

Tom

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My recommendations if you don't have them:

Subnautica and Subnautica Below Zero
Firewatch
The Long Dark (because walking through blizzards is actually fun)
The Room (and sequels)
Creaks
Homeworld Remastered, and Deserts of Kharak
Little Nightmares
Machinarium
Ori and the Blind Forest
South Park Stick of Truth
Witch It
 

Scouse

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The Ori games are absolutely beautiful and fun to play.
I played the first one but got bored a few hours in tbh.

Situation is becoming desparate - what else are we going to do with self-isolation!
 

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My 34" waist jeans are getting a taaad tight thanks to being back at the gym and me eating 20 hours a day. I forgot how nice carbs and being back at the gym was.
 

Tom

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Trying to forget for a few hours the unwatched first episode of Boba Fett sat on my desktop.
 

MYstIC G

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I played the first one but got bored a few hours in tbh.

Situation is becoming desparate - what else are we going to do with self-isolation!
Rogue Legacy 2 if you're into stuff like Hollow Knight
 

Scouse

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When your O/H is positive, you continue to test negative yet your mates can't come for New Years and you have to self-isolate for the single reason that arseholes won't vaccinate themselves.

:eek:
 

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Love when you are about to post something in a English speaking forum and you can’t change the language correction settings.

Also love when you are going to a Burger joint and you get one of those really tall burgers which need to be sawed repeatedly to fit in your face, but the plates are really small so you need surgical sawing precision and tetris skills to not have half the meal on the table

/mondays
 

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Looks like a few energy companies did an en masse price increase yesterday.

Elec only, now £180/m.

Tad annoyed.
 

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