SPAM random annoying things

[Moriath]

So relax and take it easy. Its only annoying cause you make it such.

 

[Raven]

Sorry that the random annoying thing wasn't annoying enough for you. Sorry


Sorry

 

[Moriath]

Sorry that the random annoying thing wasn't annoying enough for you. Sorry


Sorry

I should think so

 

[dysfunction]

But if they can't hear, how can they take orders?

Read your lips is one example. Or you could learn sign language...

 

[Raven]

Getting a nose bleed while taking a shit.

I wasn't even straining, it just fell out.

 

[Moriath]

You have teh aids. You need to be in isolation for the good of man kind. Please take yourself away

 

[Raven]

People who like their houses hotter than the sun in winter.

 

[old.user4556]

People who like their houses hotter than the sun in winter.

This. Put a fucking jumper on.

 

[Lamp]

Windows 10

I hate those tiles. The start menu sucks.
The way a folder looks sucks. I don't want to see all that left panel shit. Just give me a basic File Edit etc menu bar at the top.

Then my Windows Update won't let me turn the laptop off. I thought about getting my willy out and slapping it on the laptop but we still have guests.

 

[Job]

Went to a posh restaraunt.for Christmas dinner, I mean I knew it was bound to be dodgy...60 quid a head to be served a fucking abortion.
Cokd tomato soup starter with stems in it.
Turkey roast..no yorkshire..gravy drizzled on , an apple pie on the plate ffs.
3 choc dessert, some melted stick that tasted like Lidl's economy choc bar, super frozen ball of ice cream and a trendy pot of dark chocolate and cream that tasted awful.
I have never left a chocolate dessert in my life, I just sent it back.
I'd pay good money not to eat in most high end bullshitcafes.

 

[Moriath]

Windows 10

I hate those tiles. The start menu sucks.
The way a folder looks sucks. I don't want to see all that left panel shit. Just give me a basic File Edit etc menu bar at the top.

Then my Windows Update won't let me turn the laptop off. I thought about getting my willy out and slapping it on the laptop but we still have guests.

You have @Job disease. Lol

 

[Lamp]

My cousin took his family out to a pub. Usual price for a Carvery is £10 per person. They were charging five times that yesterday. Daylight robbery.

 

[Syri]

Windows 10

I hate those tiles. The start menu sucks.
The way a folder looks sucks. I don't want to see all that left panel shit. Just give me a basic File Edit etc menu bar at the top.

Then my Windows Update won't let me turn the laptop off. I thought about getting my willy out and slapping it on the laptop but we still have guests.

I'd recommend installing Classic Shell. It won't stop the update awkwardness, but it will sort out the visual side of things. It's also completely free.

 

[old.user4556]

People who like their houses hotter than the sun in winter.

I AM AT MY PARENT’S HOUSE RIGHT NOW, THEIR HEATING IS ON PERMANENTLY, I AM FUCKING MELTING, MY PANTS HAVE MELTED INTO A SLUDGE AND MIXED WITH THE SHIT DUST AROUND MY ANUS INTO A FINE, BUT STILL ABRASIVE, PASTE.

WHY IS FULL BLAST HEATING A THING.

 

[Raven]

At the in laws. I feel like i work in a steel mill or the engine room of a coal fired boat. I don't understand why people like it this hot.

 

[Lamp]

Hot central heating + silent eggy fart = guaranteed entertainment

 

[old.user4556]

That crushing annoyance of waking up realising you didn’t die in your sleep :|

 

[Edmond]

That crushing annoyance of waking up realising you didn’t die in your sleep :|

Yup....welcome to my world

 

[Ormorof]

That crushing annoyance of waking up realising you didn’t die in your sleep :|

Dilbert Comic Strip on 1990-02-05 | Dilbert by Scott Adams

Reminded me of that

 

[Rubber Bullets]

Dilbert Comic Strip on 1990-02-05 | Dilbert by Scott Adams

Reminded me of that

And just a few days later, in 1990!!!!

Dilbert Comic Strip on 1990-02-14 | Dilbert by Scott Adams

 

[Job]

Spent new year with the middle class crowd in a little village near Milton Mowbry , what a bunch of neurotic , class obsessed , hopelessly envious, stifled prats.
The entire conversations were about really rich friends they had..or some cousin who owned a law firm.
Every single one of them were living way beyond their means to drive Mercs and own a 500K house.
I know every income level does it and keeping up with the jonesses is a national disease, but the depth of the self hate in the middle classes is depressing.

 

[Raven]

Why would you decide to spend time with people you don't like? I don't understand.

 

[Tom]

And from the other side:

"Spent new year with my mates, but someone brought some working class idiot with them. An idiot not because he's working class, but because he's a neurotic, race-obsessed hopelessly envious small-minded prat. The entire conversation was about how the Poles were doing a better, cheaper job than him, or how some cousin had some "pakis" move in next door and had to close his windows."

 

[Job]

Well dont even start me on that...of course its white flightsville, so they treated the bangladeshi taxi drivers as basically the doormat.
So no..Im the one who talked to him about the cgi in the bollywood films and he got really excited and gave me a list of films I should watch..the rest of the mminibus looked at me like I was making conversation with a sewer rat.
Racist..not even xenophobic...
And I might point out, I was the onky person in the taxi who wasnt brought up in a council estate..so they really do forget themselves.

 

[DaGaffer]

Spent new year with the middle class crowd in a little village near Milton Mowbry , what a bunch of neurotic , class obsessed , hopelessly envious, stifled prats.
The entire conversations were about really rich friends they had..or some cousin who owned a law firm.
Every single one of them were living way beyond their means to drive Mercs and own a 500K house.
I know every income level does it and keeping up with the jonesses is a national disease, but the depth of the self hate in the middle classes is depressing.

I’m curious as to how you know they’re all living beyond their means to afford “a Merc and a 500k house” (neither of which seems wildly exotic to me); did you do a survey?

 

[Gwadien]

Well dont even start me on that...of course its white flightsville, so they treated the bangladeshi taxi drivers as basically the doormat.
So no..Im the one who talked to him about the cgi in the bollywood films and he got really excited and gave me a list of films I should watch..the rest of the mminibus looked at me like I was making conversation with a sewer rat.
Racist..not even xenophobic...
And I might point out, I was the onky person in the taxi who wasnt brought up in a council estate..so they really do forget themselves.

'im not racist because I spoke to a brown person about Bollywood'

 

[Moriath]

Can get cars cheap these days. With that buying or kinda renting only like 2-300 quid a month for a merc.

 

[Raven]

I'm not racist because me favourite food is chicken tikka.

 

[Edmond]

And from the other side:

"Spent new year with my mates, but someone brought some working class idiot with them. An idiot not because he's working class, but because he's a neurotic, race-obsessed hopelessly envious small-minded prat. The entire conversation was about how the Poles were doing a better, cheaper job than him, or how some cousin had some "pakis" move in next door and had to close his windows."

/thread

 

[Job]

Your throway accusations of racism are the exact line of thought embedded in bigots minds.
Exactly how do you prove your diversity acceptance?
Have you invited mr and mrs patel for dinner..or is one of your mates brown.
The tiresome 'thinks he not racist cos he talks to black.people' says everything about the commenter, implied progressive liberal superiority.
Its in the same vein as ..oh you shop for fine wine in waitrose...how predictable.