SPAM random annoying things

[Job]

Because you no longer see him as an equal

Hilarious, remember someone on 5 million a year couldn't pick you apart with a microscope.

 

[DaGaffer]

Take the legs off, turn everything the right way up and then put the legs back on. Sorted.

I will get my anti-gravity belt and get right on that.

 

[sayward]

Pretend you hadn't noticed it's upside down?

 

[DaGaffer]

Missus got back and the builder turned up for a meeting to do some final snagging lists; he tried to flip the table (she "helped") and couldn't do it either. Its now a piece of modern art.

 

[caLLous]

I'm sure you could've turned it into an April Fool thing if you'd applied yourself.

 

[~Yuckfou~]

Missus got back and the builder turned up for a meeting to do some final snagging lists; he tried to flip the table (she "helped") and couldn't do it either. Its now a piece of modern art.

Are you all vegetarians?

 

[Moriath]

Are you all vegetarians?

Vegans

 

[DaGaffer]

Are you all vegetarians?

Builder is a six foot five South African built like a brick shithouse, and funnily enough part of what they were talking about yesterday was having a braai to say thank you to all the lads when the work is finished (we've been really lucky, builders have been brilliant). So no, not vegetarians.

Maybe if enough of them come to the braai we can pick the damn table up.

 

[DaGaffer]

Table 1, shins 0

 

[Scouse]

Fat shins

 

[CorNokZ]

I'd say the score was two-nil tbh

 

[Raven]

Your shins look like thighs.

 

[caLLous]

Oh shit are those his knees at the bottom? I couldn't work out what I'm looking at.

 

[dysfunction]

I think he has cankles...

 

[DaGaffer]

Victory! The table is now behaving correctly in an upright manner. Yes, there was bloodshed, but in the end my mastery of inanimate objects continues, and the table shall do my bidding as holder of many things.

And no, my "knees are not at the bottom" and I do not have "cankles". My legs are shapely and attractive, if a little pale. And scarred.

 

[Raven]

MS Outlook clutter bollocks.

We use office 365 at work which is actually pretty good when out and about. However, they have created a "clutter" feature which as far as I can tell is just the same as the Junk folder. Apparently it has been doing this shit for a month now with no notification.

Trouble is, I have to log in via the website to view this folder as it does not appear on my desktop outlook. It appears to be blocking any emails from our Malware warning server, which tends to catch the odd legit email. 2 unimportant emails that MS have decided I don't want to see, newsletters but its always good to see what suppliers are up to.

Since when does a software vendor think they can decide on what emails you get?

I have disabled it but ffs.

 

[DaGaffer]

MS Outlook clutter bollocks.

We use office 365 at work which is actually pretty good when out and about. However, they have created a "clutter" feature which as far as I can tell is just the same as the Junk folder. Apparently it has been doing this shit for a month now with no notification.

Trouble is, I have to log in via the website to view this folder as it does not appear on my desktop outlook. It appears to be blocking any emails from our Malware warning server, which tends to catch the odd legit email. 2 unimportant emails that MS have decided I don't want to see, newsletters but its always good to see what suppliers are up to.

Since when does a software vendor think they can decide on what emails you get?

I have disabled it but ffs.

Google does exactly the same kind of shit; I was getting stuff dumped into the "updates" folder that didnt show up on my phone. Pita

 

[Raven]

Scratching myself!

About a month ago I gave up biting my nails, had been doing it all my life. Anyway, I am having to relearn how to scratch myself due to these fucking talons. It is also getting a little annoying to type.

 

[Moriath]

Scratching myself!

About a month ago I gave up biting my nails, had been doing it all my life. Anyway, I am having to relearn how to scratch myself due to these fucking talons. It is also getting a little annoying to type.

Try clipping them

 

[Shagrat]

Scratching myself!

About a month ago I gave up biting my nails, had been doing it all my life. Anyway, I am having to relearn how to scratch myself due to these fucking talons. It is also getting a little annoying to type.

Funnily enough I'm going through exactly the same thing, bitten my nails for years been a horrible habit that it's taken me ages to kick (just suddenly decided to stop). Feels really weird having nails!!

 

[Scouse]

About a month ago I gave up biting my nails

Why?

Nail biting* and picking and eating your bogeys are good for your health - evolution designed us to do it









*well, maybe not nail biting, but it allowed a segue into the bogeys thing

 

[Raven]

I was just fed up of it. When I couldn't get into my penknife because my nails weren't there it kind of got me thinking.

 

[old.Osy]

Uncorrectable freedom and security issues on x86 platforms

 

[CorNokZ]

Why?

Nail biting* and picking and eating your bogeys are good for your health - evolution designed us to do it









*well, maybe not nail biting, but it allowed a segue into the bogeys thing

You just go ahead and eat your own nail-snot-ear-wax salad, but id rather buy and eat proper food.

 

[TdC]

Can I eat your nail-snot-ear-eax then Corn?

 

[Scouse]

Sony.

The O/H's Z3 Compact has just packed in again. It just cut out during a phone call and now refuses to respond. It's a brick.

Third time it'll be going back to the shop in less than a year.

 

[Tom]

Well my Xperia Z2 is almost two years old and just fine. I won't be upgrading come May, not until someone releases a phone with a much better camera.

 

[Bodhi]

Sony.

The O/H's Z3 Compact has just packed in again. It just cut out during a phone call and now refuses to respond. It's a brick.

Third time it'll be going back to the shop in less than a year.

Hold down the power button and volume up for about 15 seconds, normally brings them back to life.

(I had to Google that as I can't remember the last time I had to do a full reset on an Xperia)

 

[caLLous]

Weird, I don't recall ever having to do that on my Samsung phones...

/runs

 

[Scouse]

Hold down the power button and volume up for about 15 seconds, normally brings them back to life.

(I had to Google that as I can't remember the last time I had to do a full reset on an Xperia)

Yeah. Did that. Like five times.

Then I went downstairs and watched Daredevil. Then tried turning it on one more time and hey presto.

I don't trust it. I fear it may kill me in the night