SPAM random annoying things

[Trem]

I'm amazed that I even managed to log into this FH account. Who am I?

Cokenose

 

[Raven]

I have this with my kids mates names because I take the piss out of them. So Dan's mate who is called Jacob and is very god fearing I have always referred to him as Jebus in private but when talking to his mum I just can't say his name because my brain can't force the correct one out

We have a guy at work called Paul. He looks like Ned Flanders and is a massive bellend so everyone calls him Ned behind his back, quite often I call him Ned to his face. He responds too which makes me feel even more like a twat.

 

[Trem]

We have a guy at work called Paul. He looks like Ned Flanders and is a massive bellend so everyone calls him Ned behind his back, quite often I call him Ned to his face. He responds too which makes me feel even more like a twat.

I just come out with that shit with adults, I can't see the point of hiding what everyone can see. I've never been punched for it yet, it's like it blind sides them so much they accept it.

 

[old.user4556]

I'm learning German at the minute. That's hard to remember. So many words for "the" - das, die, der, den which change if it's accusative or masculine or feminine.

 

[Moriath]

I'm learning German at the minute. That's hard to remember. So many words for "the" - das, die, der, den which change if it's accusative or masculine or feminine.

French was easier. I gave german and french up at 13. English is hard enough.

 

[TdC]

I'm learning German at the minute. That's hard to remember. So many words for "the" - das, die, der, den which change if it's accusative or masculine or feminine.

I can read and understand spoken German but I can't speak or write it. At school my very first ever German written test I scored a whopping 27%. I manned up, studied really hard and promised my teacher I wouldn't score 27% on the next one. I was correct, and the teacher congratulated me on keeping my word. I had scored 11% for the second test.

 

[caLLous]

I have a friend who helps me with my French who is frankly incredible. He is a polyglot and he just absorbs languages. He was working for the Government back in the 70s and was stationed in Germany. He said he didn't speak a word of German at the time but he didn't leave his flat until he had a basic understanding and could communicate. He just translated a book of Spanish poetry (Machado) to English ffs. I'd love to be able to have the confidence in my languages to publish translated stuff.

 

[Moriath]

I have a friend who helps me with my French who is frankly incredible. He is a polyglot and he just absorbs languages. He was working for the Government back in the 70s and was stationed in Germany. He said he didn't speak a word of German at the time but he didn't leave his flat until he had a basic understanding and could communicate. He just translated a book of Spanish poetry (Machado) to English ffs. I'd love to be able to have the confidence in my languages to publish translated stuff.

Much tho i would love to all my efforts at other languages stop at asking for a beer and saying thanks. Im a bit better at french

 

[DaGaffer]

Fucking public transport. Second work day in a row that the bus hasn't turned up.

 

[Yoni]

I love public transport except when there are noisy kids and oversized prams... Then I get fucked off..

 

[Raven]

I leave it for the plebs and city folk, poor bastards.

 

[CorNokZ]

Was supposed to write an essay for wednesday, today. So far I've watched two episodes of Homeland and dicked around on YouTube for an hour

 

[Ormorof]

Fucking public transport. Second work day in a row that the bus hasn't turned up.

Ah but some routes you get random extra ones that arent even scheduled! Jackpot!

 

[TdC]

I love public transport except when there are noisy kids and oversized prams... Then I get fucked off..

so...like...all the time?

 

[DaGaffer]

Ah but some routes you get random extra ones that arent even scheduled! Jackpot!

Strangely never in the mornings...

 

[Yoni]

so...like...all the time?

6am in the morning is wonderful

 

[Scouse]

6am in the morning is wonderful

Whereas 6am in the evening is bordering on hallucinatory

 

[TdC]

6am of anything is a time that the Teed is not around

 

[TdC]

unless I am en route to bed ofc

 

[TdC]

 

[Moriath]

6am in the morning is wonderful

6am is sleeping time.

 

[CorNokZ]

Son woke up at 5am this morning. So I was out of bed at ten past

Essay process so far: 5%

 

[Yoni]

I wake at 5am every morning and go to bed at 10pm every night.... It works for me

 

[Edmond]

I was up at 5 this morning and in work at 5.30. Still working now...

 

[TdC]

I'm going to scrape myself out of bed at a disgustingly early 7.15 tomorrow :-(


on topic:

The National's Matt Berninger now shares my List Of Death with Neil Gaiman. He earned his place on the TeedLOD due to having hugged Lauren Mayberry from CHVRCHES not once but TWICE during a National gig

http://pitchfork.com/news/61689-the...n-mayberry-at-treasure-island-music-festival/

 

[Trem]

I'm going to scrape myself out of bed at a disgustingly early 7.15 tomorrow :-(


on topic:

The National's Matt Berninger now shares my List Of Death with Neil Gaiman. He earned his place on the TeedLOD due to having hugged Lauren Mayberry from CHVRCHES not once but TWICE during a National gig

http://pitchfork.com/news/61689-the...n-mayberry-at-treasure-island-music-festival/

You kill Matt I kill you and chvrches make music filled with AIDS (is she a hotty though?)

Edit - just checked your link. No. No she is not. Heroin addict yes. Hotty no.

 

[Billargh]

5.30am alarm for me tomorrow, and the rest of the week.

 

[TdC]

Heroin addict yes. Hotty no.

*contemplates putting Trem's name on the list*

 

[Gwadien]

So I have a new phone.

With some retarded mechanism for the SD slot.

Some little pin thing that clicks, but its broken on my phone, so it won't come out.

No SD for me.

 

[Trem]

I'm sure I won't be the first person to say this to you but push harder.