SPAM random annoying things

[Cadelin]

staring at a graph and slowly realizing the fact the graph even exists means I am done with 80% of my thesis. why am I so depressed?

Because of the 80/20 rule.

The first 80% takes 20% of the time and the remaining 20% takes 80% of the time. Look on the bright side, you are almost a quarter of the way through your thesis!

 

[old.Tohtori]

Any cyclist with any common sense would wear hi-vis on the road.

See some cyclists, in the dark of winter, in finland with just the gear on the bike reflecting stuff. Want to stop them then and there and tell em they're one corner away from death.

 

[TdC]

Because of the 80/20 rule.

The first 80% takes 20% of the time and the remaining 20% takes 80% of the time. Look on the bright side, you are almost a quarter of the way through your thesis!

I...I... ....thanks!

 

[Bodhi]

Wait...no right turn for traffic....but cyclists can turn right?

I guess the junction designer liked pancaked cyclist then....

Who in their right mind would make a 'right turn only for X' when the X isn't the biggest thing on the road?

This, seems an appalling Road design to me. Whilst the guy in lycra may have been in the right in this situation, the guy who came up with that junction was most definitely in the wrong.

Just seems another good reason to a) not live in London B) work harder and buy a car instead.

 

[Raven]

Driving 20 minutes to the supermarket just to realise you left your wallet at home.

 

[Edmond]

Driving 20 minutes to the supermarket just to realise you left your wallet at home.

At least you're not like me and run everything through the checkout and then realise

 

[TdC]

How to update all the fields in a Word document: CTRL-A -> F9

If I had known this 4,5 years ago it would have saved me at LEAST a year of accumulated annoyance. Sweet baby Jebus, I need a fucking whisky now

 

[Moriath]

Pours @TdC a whiskey. And then drinks it for him so he can continue to work.

 

[TdC]

 

[Moriath]

What i want you to complete your schooling. Pretend im your dad.

 

[TdC]

Pretend im your dad.

I....err....not helping!

 

[Moriath]

I....err....not helping!

Hello son. Im going to make sure you do your work. Even if it pleasures me

 

[TdC]

 

[Moriath]

Hug

 

[Overdriven]

Creepiest page to load into.

 

[old.Tohtori]

6am, sun is shining through the window. Sleep schedule gets royally f*cked every year

 

[CorNokZ]

6am, sun is shining through the window. Sleep schedule gets royally f*cked every year

Any gamer with respect for himself has a superb mouse and window blinders that block 100% of the sun. GET IN THE GAME, SON!

 

[TdC]

but Corn, Finlandia is like dark 85% of the time anyway. when Toh plays his death metal he's surrounded by a globe of light-eating hell portals!

 

[old.Tohtori]

@CorNokZ I have sufficient lightblocking for gaming, but the heat and light still light up the dark room and wakes me up

that and what TdC said.

 

[TdC]

fucking mosquitos man. feasting on my fingers. lil buggers really went to town

 

[fettoken]

We haven't gotten them up here in Stockholm yet.

 

[Scouse]

fucking mosquitos man. feasting on my fingers. lil buggers really went to town

All manner of flying beasties seem to swarm about me as opposed to my mates or my missus - but then they all get bitten and I don't.

It's like having my private little army of mate-annoying beasties


Now, please be continuing with the "flies around shit" jokes...

 

[CorNokZ]

You are shit

 

[DaGaffer]

All manner of flying beasties seem to swarm about me as opposed to my mates or my missus - but then they all get bitten and I don't.

It's like having my private little army of mate-annoying beasties


Now, please be continuing with the "flies around shit" jokes...

Girls have higher body temperatures, attract more mosquitos.









Just to be clear, you're a girl.

 

[Scouse]

Just to be clear, you're a girl.

Even if that's true my tits don't get bit

 

[Edmond]

Even if that's true my tits don't get bit

Too hairy for them probably

 

[Poag]

Girls have higher body temperatures, attract more mosquitos.

Is that true? My misses always seems to be cold...shes not dead!.... While my extremities always seem to be super heated compared to everyone else...

The other weekend a random woman grabbed my hand (instead of a railing) and actually exclaimed "My god...your hands are so warm!"

 

[Raven]

No, its not true. Though being up the duff can attract them so maybe Scouse is pregnant.

Nobody really knows but they seem to like people who breath out more CO2 apparently.

http://www.iflscience.com/health-and-medicine/why-mosquitoes-seem-bite-some-people-more

 

[DaGaffer]

Is that true? My misses always seems to be cold...shes not dead!.... While my extremities always seem to be super heated compared to everyone else...

The other weekend a random woman grabbed my hand (instead of a railing) and actually exclaimed "My god...your hands are so warm!"

Its actually a bit complicated; female temperatures can vary more than men's because of the way their circulation works, but also because of other factors like their hormonal cycle (women on the pill run about 1 degree hotter than men).

So just to be clear, Scouse is a girl on the pill.

 

[Scouse]

So just to be clear, Scouse is a girl on the pill.

With bite-free tits to make me more attractive and consequence-free sex on offer 'cause of my chemically enhanced nature?

I can see you're fantasising Gaff but I don't think even your humongous dinger is able to reach me from potatoesandterroristsland...